Never thought I’d block the President and VP of an entire country, but that’s what protecting your peace looks like.

A man I used to date whom I no longer wish to ever speak to found out I was in town, so he sent me a picture of his new truck… yup.. that really changed my mind. 🙄

ChatGPT actually cheered me up today… I asked it to. 🙃

Some older man on the train came up to me and said I was “so beautiful I could make the devil go to church” 🤨 that’s a new one.

Nothing feels more 16-and-emo than breaking in a new pair of doc martens 🖤

I cannot help but roll my eyes every single time I’m behind a s l o w a$$ walking tourist… am I a New Yorker now??

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

Me collecting so many games vs me spending over 2,000 hours playing Fortnite

As a kidney doc I think you should worry more about the Chloride than the Fluoride

this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism

It’s formative. You can tell people never leave the South, but you’ll always be a product of your environment and y’all need to challenge that religious garbage

I dont know how to express this feeling… but moving to nyc and embracing how liberal you’ve always been for 30+ yrs and having others embrace rather than correct you is the reason why everyone has to move away from home at least once in their life.

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

He was a skeeter boy she said see you leeter boy