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Camael, Paladin of Ulthar
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Linker Kater aus Hamburg. (Er)
Antifaschist.
Atheopaganist.
Beziehungsanarchist.
Brat-Enabler und Service-Sadist
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Der Merz bezeichnet sich selbst als Mitte?
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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muellershewrote.com
See you in Whamhalla. #Whamageddon2025
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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simzart.bsky.social
Rise and Shine. 🏵️
A character waking up in their bed with a cup of tea. There are ghost cats around them.
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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nathannun.bsky.social
The second #art poster inspired by the works of Walter Crane, "Labour is Entitled" (2024) is another three cat portrait commission. The slogan itself was first used in the early 19th century. It features three workers in industries vital to cats: fishing, biscuit making, and catnip production.
A cat poster in the style of 19th century illustration. Three cats facing the viewer hold tools and product of their trade, fishercat with fish, biscuit maker with biscuit, and farmer with catnip. The middle cat holds a large banner with the phrase "Labour is Entitled to All it Creates"
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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pathspeculiar.bsky.social
Don’t pay me any attention, I’m just being silly now. 🔪

#handdrawn #inkart
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
Panel 1: A witch enters a kitchen where a vampire and a black cat are baking cookies. The witch says, "Aww, you guys made cookies?" Panel 2: The witch looks at the cookies on the table, which have bone and skull shapes and says, "So cute!" Panel 3: The witch takes a bite of a cookie and says, "Hm... tastes a bit stran—." Panel 4: The vampire says, "The icing is blood!" Panel 5: The black cat, adds, "And the filling is tuna!" while the witch looks disgusted and spits out the cookie.
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
deadcatsinternet.com
Heute mal was gesundes: Ne Bowl!
Ein großer Werbewimpel, der Schmalzkuchen Bowls mit diversen Toppings anpreist.
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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microsff.com
An ogre knocked - carefully - on the witch's door.

She looked up at the hulking figure. "Can I help you?"

"Do you know where giants live?"

"Haven't been any here for centuries. Why?"

The ogre blushed. "I... It's stupid, but... I want to be the small spoon."

"Hm. I have a shrinking potion."
November 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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7anne.bsky.social
Was Esther Bejarano sagte, gilt offenbar auch in Gießen."Wer gegen Nazis kämpft, kann sich auf den Staat nicht verlassen."
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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rollerralph.bsky.social
Wie privilegiert und naiv muss man eigentlich sein, um ernsthaft zu glauben, dass Polizeigewalt üblicherweise rechtsstaatlich verfolgt und bestraft wird
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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fuchskind.bsky.social
Der Comic war schon länger in meinem Kopf und er macht mir wieder etwas Mut. Vielleicht hilft er euch auch 💜. We can fight the fight!
Comic in vier Panels, vollcoloriert.
Erstes Panel: Es ist Nacht, ein Wolf schaut traurig in den Sternenhimmel. Darüber steht auf Englisch: I know, life’s a mess lately. Zweites Panel: Der Hintergrund ist jetzt dunkelrot, gelbe unruhige Striche umrahmen das Panel. Der Wolf schaut ängstlich und panisch um sich.
Über ihm steht: A constant struggle, overwhelming and exhausting. Drittes Panel: Der Hintergrund ist rot, ein großes rotes geisterhaftes Monster erscheint, der Wolf ist in Kampfstellung knurrt. Darüber steht: But I know you can fight the fight. Viertes Panel:
Es ist wieder Nacht, der Wolf liegt zusammengerollt schlafend auf den Boden, über seinen Körper sind viele Wunden und Narben verteilt.
Über ihm steht: And don’t forget to rest and recover. You are badass.
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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tomgauld.bsky.social
My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.

Lots more here: www.theguardian.com/books/series/tom-gauld-s-cultural-cartoons
Panel 1. A character holding a mobile phone. Ping! An alert arrives: "Your order has been received!" (Image of happy-looking book) Panel 2. Ping! "Your item has been dispatched!" (Image of happy-looking van, driving along) Panel 3. Ping! "Your package has been delivered!" (Image of happy-looking box on doorstep) Panel 4. Ping! "Your book has been neglected: left on the shelf, unread and forgotten, gathering dust for several months." (Image of unhappy-looking book, dusty and covered with cobwebs, accompanied by a spider) Panel 5. The character looks sad and guilty about the unread book. Panel 6. Ping! "Your order has been received!" (Image of new, happy-looking book)
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Erste Bilder und Infos von unseren OMAS , die nach #Gießen gefahren sind...
#gi2911 #gießen2911 #tdgr
Foto 2er Schilder: "Unser Problem sitzt nicht im Schlauchboot, sondern in der Messehalle." "Mir ist kalt. Und ich wollte ausschlafen. Ihr Scheiss-Nazis!"
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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joergprante.de
Habe noch mal nachgelesen: die Polizei hatte die Grünen einfach im Stich gelassen, sie mussten die Veranstaltung absagen. Das geht also!

www.tagesschau.de/inland/gruen...
Grüne sagen Politischen Aschermittwoch wegen Bauern-Blockaden ab
Aufgeheizte Stimmung, Blockaden mit Misthaufen: Wegen massiver Proteste unter anderem von Landwirten haben die Grünen ihre Veranstaltung zum Politischen Aschermittwoch in Biberach absagen müssen. Laut...
www.tagesschau.de
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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ricardalang.bsky.social
3 schnelle Tipps für alle, die keinen Bock mehr haben, „diese dumme Alte“ auf ihrer Timeline zu sehen 😘
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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microsff.com
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming. I focus on my dreamwatcher machine, making minute adjustments in all five dimensions.

The Great Old One whimpers, vast limbs twitching in unease. What visions can terrify such an entity?

An image forms in the machine.

A classroom.

No trousers.
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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tomgauld.bsky.social
#Rewilding One of the cartoons in my new book 'Physics for Cats'. Available now in good bookshops an online nowwww.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
A deep dark forest. A scientist leads a guest through the trees, saying: "The rewilding project has exceeded all of our expectations! Keep your eyes open for the species that have come back: Red deer, wild boar, Pine marten. Or perhaps even our proudest return: The great old one Yog-drath'll, eternal unsleeping evil of the primordial forest." (all these creatures are hidden in the image)
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Einer der großen Unterschiede zwischen Scholz und Merz: Scholz ist nicht in Erscheinung getreten und von Merz wünscht man sich dringend, er würde nicht in Erscheinung treten.
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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microsff.com
"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"

"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

"About as intelligent as a border collie."

"So, intelligent. Why?"

"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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tomgauld.bsky.social
My cartoon for this week's @newscientist.com
Panel 1. Scientist making a presentation to the board: "We have developed an exciting new technology that will allow the company to make a much better product at no extra cost!" Panel 2. Board member 1: "Could we use this tech to make our current product more cheaply?" Scientist: "In principle, yes.... And pass the savings on to consumers?" Board member 2: "Haha. No." Panel 3. Board member 2: "How about we make a worse product, with a higher profit margin and just use the tech to make it seem exciting and new?" Scientist: "Um..." Panel 4. Board members: "I'll take that as a yes!" "High five!!" Scientist: "Sob!"
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Hey you
A white stoat wearing an elegant tweed suit with a red vest. He holds a lantern out, autumn leaves swirling at his ankles, while an banner flutters over his head that reads "Unclench your jaw."
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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kugelfischem.bsky.social
Mein Therapeut hat mal gesagt:

„Nur weil Sie sich das Verhalten Ihrer Mutter Ihnen gegenüber erklären können, müssen Sie es nicht entschuldigen. Sie sind nicht für die Absolution dieser Frau verantwortlich.“
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Jederzeit ist nie!
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM