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Camael, Paladin of Ulthar
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Linker Kater aus Hamburg. (Er)
Antifaschist.
Atheopaganist.
Beziehungsanarchist.
Brat-Enabler und Service-Sadist
Threema: DZK2BFP7
Telegram: @raguelit
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January 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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inabeintner.bsky.social
Wir sind an dem Punkt angekommen, an dem der Friedensnobelpreis getrost abgeschafft werden kann.

Ab jetzt kann die FIFA das für immer Übernehmen.
January 16, 2026 at 6:17 AM
deadcatsinternet.com
Gute Nacht, ihr Prinzessinnen des Internet, ihr Königinnen unter dem blauen Himmel!
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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microsff.com
"So, do you have a quest," the witch asked as she finished dressing the last wound, "or doing general adventuring?"

"A quest. I seek a book."

"Ancient tome of forbidden lore?"

"No, one I read as a child."

"And this dragon didn't have it?"

"Alas."

"Have you asked a librarian?"

"They're scary!"
January 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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sonnyross.bsky.social
And that’s a guarantee!
An illustration featuring a black cat with the text “my cat will live forever”
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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theverge.com
Over 100 episodes of classic Sesame Street have arrived on YouTube
Over 100 episodes of classic Sesame Street have arrived on YouTube
Welcome (back) to the neighborhood.
buff.ly
January 15, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A knight kneels in front of a tower and shouts: "Princess, I've come to rescue you!" 2. Panel: The princess appears in the window of the tower and replies, "From what? I have HBO max, Ramen and an extensive collection of vibrators." 3. Panel: The princess looks back into her room. 4. Panel: The princess shouts down to the knight, "Actually, you could get me some batteries!"
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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deadcatsinternet.com
Bei meinem letzten NLP / Persönlichkeitstraining ist mir bewusst geworden, dass ich oft ein großes Distanzbedürfnis habe, und seitdem ich das für mich angenommen habe, kann ich damit auch viel besser umgehen!
November 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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jabawe62.bsky.social
This! ☝🏼
December 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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thelatestkate.bsky.social
It's worth sticking around, I think.
A drawing of two happy otters sliding down a snowy hill. The caption reads, "maybe your best days are still up ahead"
December 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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volksverpetzer.de
"Grönland: Keine Einigung zwischen Dänemark und den USA"

Was sind das für absurde Euphemismen.

Es würde auch keiner schreiben:

"Banküberfall: Keine Einigung zwischen der Bank und den Räubern"
January 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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sygnin.com
Anxiety app: Be aware of cognitive distortions, like 'predicting the worst case scenario'

Me: <Looks at the world right now> Uh... ok...
January 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
deadcatsinternet.com
Es ist gar nicht so normal, dass man immer erstmal davon ausgeht, andere Menschen lügen, oder?
January 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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titsay.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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stereogum.com
Bandcamp bans AI music
Bandcamp Bans AI Music
AI music has become a big problem on streaming services. Remember the Velvet Sundown, the AI-generated psych-rock band from last year with hundreds of thousands of Spotify streams? Remember bands gett...
stereogum.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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deadcatsinternet.com
Sowas wie Brieffreundschaft, nur mit Nudes!
December 7, 2023 at 1:35 PM
deadcatsinternet.com
Nur Faschisten wollen gegen Antifaschisten vorgehen.
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 AM
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sirdodger.bsky.social
Die #haecksen haben eine Website entwickelt, die Informationen, Tipps und Hilfe rund um das Thema Stalking und Stalking-Abwehr bietet.

#Stalking #Antistalking

antistalking.haecksen.org

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January 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
deadcatsinternet.com
Nintendo braucht wie immer ein wenig länger.
Mein Nintendo Jahresrückblick 2025. Mein Lieblingsspiel ist Persona 3, ich habe insgesamt 19 Spiele insgesamt 292 Stunden gespielt.
January 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
deadcatsinternet.com
*schaut auf Bluesky
a black and white drawing of a stick man holding a stick with the words `` c 'mon , do something '' .
Alt: a black and white drawing of a stick man holding a stick with the words `` c 'mon , do something '' .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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pancakesoup.bsky.social
When you think I'm gone.

Thank you Sara, for being one of the kindest and most understanding people I got to know in the past years.
Words can't describe what I'm feeling. My brain can't process it.
You may no longer be here in the way we're used to but you will always be in my heart ❤️

#MyArt
Comic page 1 of 2 , made up of three panels. Panel 1: A black cat is seen sitting from the back, next to it an empty spot. The Test reads "When you think I'm gone". Panel 2: The cat is walking in gras and looking up to the stars. Made up of star constellations a Raccoon can be seen in the night sky. The Text reads " Take a look up to the stars". Panel 3: The cat is jumping around with the wind and flying leaves, A calico colored Raccoon is hopping along the swirls of wind. The text reads " run along with the wind" Comig page 2 out of 2, made up of 3 panels. Panel 1: The black cat is walking through snow, next to it a second set of tracks in the snow can be seen. In the distance there's a little Raccoon made of snow. The text reads " And step by step" Panel 2: The cat is sitting on a fallen over tree, looking down into water. In the reflection of the water the cat can be seen, and next to it the tri colored Raccoon. The text reads " you will find that in spite " panel3: The cat is sleeping curled up in some gras and bushes, next to it the "Calicoon" can be seen sleeping peacefully in the rays of the sun shining through the foliage. The text reads "I'll alwas be by your side "
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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politicalbeauty.bsky.social
BREAKING: Kunstfreiheit siegt gegen AfD! Wir haben Briefe an AfDler verschickt. Darin: Wenn ihr Verfassungsfeindlichkeit meldet, gibt’s Tankgutscheine. Und: Keine Mitgliedsbeiträge für 2 Jahre – wenn ihr uns eure Chatverläufe und Waffenbilder schickt. Amtsgericht Tiergarten bestätigt: Kunstfreiheit…
Anti-AfD-Aktion: Freispruch für Zentrum für Politische Schönheit-Gründer
AfD-Mitglieder sollten verfassungsfeindliche Belege einreichen. Laut Richterin überwiegt Kunstfreiheit – zur Überraschung des Angeklagten.
www.morgenpost.de
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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oheysteenz.bsky.social
A reminder that my strip took over Dilberts vacant spot in the Washington Post after they dropped his ass. 😎

www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
How a St. Louis cartoonist replaced 'Dilbert' in the Washington Post
"Heart of the City" replaced "Dilbert" in the Washington Post.
www.stlpr.org
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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evangelionunit01.bsky.social
Ich würde wirklich gerne wissen, was Merz denkt vor wem Grönland geschützt werden muss.
January 13, 2026 at 7:21 AM
deadcatsinternet.com
Ich habe Samstag Tarot gelegt und legen lassen und das geht mir gar nicht mehr so recht aus dem Kopf raus.
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"Mehr Tarot" wäre auch mal wieder ein schöner Vorsatz für mich 🤔
January 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM