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alert to those crawling bsky: i'm not your target

they're called "skeets" don't let bsky gaslight you

they/them if you care

https://mithril.js.org dev if you're a helpless tech nerd who hasn't seen the great outdoors for years

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okay, rare serious post. i absolutely would love to see this guy win. not just against whataburger, but also sonic.

guy had to go to the hospital due to an allergic reaction from something he explicitly requested to be omitted.
Texas man sues Whataburger for nearly $1 million because restaurant didn’t hold the onions, he says
The plaintiff is seeking “monetary relief over $250,000.00 but less than $1,000,000," according to the suit.
www.today.com
May 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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May 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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May 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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May 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Crime headline of the day. Florida Woman Arrested After Alleged Nacho-Related Attack On Wife
Florida Woman Arrested After Alleged Nacho-Related Attack On Wife
A Florida woman faces charges after allegedly attacking her wife in a bizarre incident involving nacho cheese. Evidence and injuries back the victim's claims
townflex.com
May 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Look at what the Chemoids have done,!,,,,.
May 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
best way to sleep. you'll never have sleep issues again. 😉
April 29, 2025 at 10:15 AM
i am groot
inb4 software update gives it mysterious juice-dispensing powers using specially-shaped juice concentrate packs that for some reason include cheap wireless microcontrollers and drm just for the sole purpose of vendor lock-in in the same way inkjet printers try to enforce their own pointless vendor l
This Wi-Fi-connected pizza oven can bake pies in just two minutes
April 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
short answer: yes. long answer: basically a youtube poop of clips of ceos and other executives talking about ai
Is "AI" A Buzzword?
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
youtu.be
April 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
and in japan: 「そして、ここに、ハンバーガーがあります。」
Chinese universities have American Studies departments
January 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
inb4 software update gives it mysterious juice-dispensing powers using specially-shaped juice concentrate packs that for some reason include cheap wireless microcontrollers and drm just for the sole purpose of vendor lock-in in the same way inkjet printers try to enforce their own pointless vendor l
January 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
so i hear big boobs are popular. would you like a taste?
January 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i just wanna get this off my chest: this isn't what the cfaa says, only what feds wish it did. reddit's publicly accessible and not on that computer, and "exceeds authorized access" only applies to info in the accessed computer. and van buren made clear improper use ≠ "exceed[] authorized access"
January 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
newly invented: pest control for semen

keep the eggs around you intact and never broken by those chirally powered monsters
January 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
nice
January 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
public DOMAIN EXPANSION
Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard.

➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025⁠
January 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
otherwise, someone will steal them and complete them for you, which is a Very Bad Thing (tm)
The best way to ensure you keep your new years resolutions is to store them someplace safe
January 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The best way to ensure you keep your new years resolutions is to store them someplace safe
January 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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January 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
2025 already starting off with "wtf"

this is gonna be a great year 😅
Happy New Year! Can't wait to see what it brings us this time.
January 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
note to self: always roll ones, never 20s

the lower the number is, the more fine things will end up
Rolled a 5 for 2025

Seems bad at first but I rolled a 4 and a 3 the last two years and they turned out fine lmao
January 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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UNINSTALL HONEY EXTENSION Y'ALL.
December 31, 2024 at 10:05 PM
next square year: 2116

buckle up boys, it's gonna be a long ride
TIL The year 2025 will likely be the only “square year” that most of those alive today will see. #math
January 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM