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alert to those crawling bsky: i'm not your target

they're called "skeets" don't let bsky gaslight you

they/them if you care

https://mithril.js.org dev if you're a helpless tech nerd who hasn't seen the great outdoors for years

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included it for a reason. there's reason to be skeptical. i just didn't see even 20k as large enough of an increase to leave much room for protest suppression, not when the pre-trump estimates i've seen put it at around 1% of the us population (>3m) being undocumented.
May 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
note that 18 usc 922(h) could be construed to apply to a us-based hololive talent posting gun range pictures on their official talent page. (this might actually be unconstitutionally overbroad.)
May 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
for context, the specific clauses are this:

- for immigrants: 18 usc 922(g)(5)(B) and 18 usc 922(g)(7)
- for us citizens with foreign employers: 18 usc 922(h)
- for gun ranges: 18 usc 924(h)

i'm not a lawyer, so take it with a grain of salt.
May 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
everyone in the us reading this, please send a letter to your congress reps about this. while in theory it impacts tourists, it could also get many gun ranges shut down with all their employees locked up for life for thousands of counts of a felony they probably didn't know they were committing.
May 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
wait...what? every one of those shooting ranges' employees could literally be locked up for practically life on felony charges.

i'd like to see the law changed to end that insanity tbh.
May 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
here you go: eval(JSON.parse("\"\\\"\\\\\\\\\\\"\""))

i am not sorry lol
May 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
curious how they plan to address the case of people without legal heirs
May 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
here it is. it's officially canon now. we're all skeeting on blooskee
a man in a black shirt and leather pants stands on a patio with his arms in the air
ALT: a man in a black shirt and leather pants stands on a patio with his arms in the air
media.tenor.com
May 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
officially, to help ice in deportation. and given the scale they want to operate at, 20k still wouldn't be enough to give them room to also deal with ensuing protests.
May 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
stop it. don't you dare.
May 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
this feels like a @dril.bsky.social post
May 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Reposted by hi 💀🖤
May 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
florida never ceases to impress
May 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i can't believe i just spent like 5 minutes typing all that alt text by hand for a fucking shitpost...
May 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
sí, vamos a volver a 2010. ¿por qué? porque vete a la mierda xd
April 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
colon dee(z squares)
April 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM