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David Slider
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I'll live a lush life,
In some small dive.

And there I'll be,
While I rot with the rest,
Of those whose lives are lonely, too.
When the guy you blew doesn’t ever text back.
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Barry White: “You’re My First, You’re My Last, May I Meet You?”
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
In a show of support for Trump, JD Vance offers to blow Al Gore.
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Rick Perry demonstrating Donald Trump’s technique.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Everything that tastes good with butter, tastes even better with more butter.

Can’t think of anything else for which this is true.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
BREAKING NEWS: President Donald Trump announced that he will be dying this weekend.

“Since I will be dead, there is no further need for anyone to pay attention to the Epstein files”, said Trump.
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Lauren Boebert after leaving the Situation Room meeting with Trump.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
At least Trump can count on the loyalty and support of a loving wife as he goes through this difficult time.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
2 players were indicted for pitch rigging?
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If Schumer can’t hold the Dem caucus together, he’s got to go as Senate Majority Leader.
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
BREAKING: Trump administration to introduce new mortgage where a third party owns the home and the borrower just pays a monthly amount to live there.
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Packing the Court isn’t enough, they need to give Justice Jackson a gun
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If the economy were a picture
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A debate right now between Trump and Biden would be really interesting.
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Long $MCD

Never bet against the American eater.
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.

I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.

But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
When I was in school, the less bright kids kept their hands down when the teacher asked a question and did their best to not draw attention in class.

We could use more of that spirit on social media.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Future President AOC is on TV right now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Panic in NYC as rich people flee after Mamdani win.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If this margin holds, the technical term is “curb stomping”.
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Hey, Mamdani. Just want to say that my rent HAS NOT gone down yet. What’s up with that?
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM