David Slider
@dcslider.bsky.social
I'll live a lush life,
In some small dive.
And there I'll be,
While I rot with the rest,
Of those whose lives are lonely, too.
In some small dive.
And there I'll be,
While I rot with the rest,
Of those whose lives are lonely, too.
When the guy you blew doesn’t ever text back.
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
When the guy you blew doesn’t ever text back.
Barry White: “You’re My First, You’re My Last, May I Meet You?”
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Barry White: “You’re My First, You’re My Last, May I Meet You?”
In a show of support for Trump, JD Vance offers to blow Al Gore.
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
In a show of support for Trump, JD Vance offers to blow Al Gore.
Rick Perry demonstrating Donald Trump’s technique.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Rick Perry demonstrating Donald Trump’s technique.
Everything that tastes good with butter, tastes even better with more butter.
Can’t think of anything else for which this is true.
Can’t think of anything else for which this is true.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Everything that tastes good with butter, tastes even better with more butter.
Can’t think of anything else for which this is true.
Can’t think of anything else for which this is true.
BREAKING NEWS: President Donald Trump announced that he will be dying this weekend.
“Since I will be dead, there is no further need for anyone to pay attention to the Epstein files”, said Trump.
“Since I will be dead, there is no further need for anyone to pay attention to the Epstein files”, said Trump.
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
BREAKING NEWS: President Donald Trump announced that he will be dying this weekend.
“Since I will be dead, there is no further need for anyone to pay attention to the Epstein files”, said Trump.
“Since I will be dead, there is no further need for anyone to pay attention to the Epstein files”, said Trump.
Lauren Boebert after leaving the Situation Room meeting with Trump.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Lauren Boebert after leaving the Situation Room meeting with Trump.
At least Trump can count on the loyalty and support of a loving wife as he goes through this difficult time.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
At least Trump can count on the loyalty and support of a loving wife as he goes through this difficult time.
2 players were indicted for pitch rigging?
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
2 players were indicted for pitch rigging?
Democratic senators tonight
a group of knights are kneeling down in the grass and a man is standing in the middle of the field .
ALT: a group of knights are kneeling down in the grass and a man is standing in the middle of the field .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Democratic senators tonight
If Schumer can’t hold the Dem caucus together, he’s got to go as Senate Majority Leader.
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If Schumer can’t hold the Dem caucus together, he’s got to go as Senate Majority Leader.
BREAKING: Trump administration to introduce new mortgage where a third party owns the home and the borrower just pays a monthly amount to live there.
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
BREAKING: Trump administration to introduce new mortgage where a third party owns the home and the borrower just pays a monthly amount to live there.
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Packing the Court isn’t enough, they need to give Justice Jackson a gun
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Packing the Court isn’t enough, they need to give Justice Jackson a gun
If the economy were a picture
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If the economy were a picture
A debate right now between Trump and Biden would be really interesting.
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
A debate right now between Trump and Biden would be really interesting.
Long $MCD
Never bet against the American eater.
Never bet against the American eater.
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Long $MCD
Never bet against the American eater.
Never bet against the American eater.
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I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.
But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Reposted by David Slider
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
When I was in school, the less bright kids kept their hands down when the teacher asked a question and did their best to not draw attention in class.
We could use more of that spirit on social media.
We could use more of that spirit on social media.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
When I was in school, the less bright kids kept their hands down when the teacher asked a question and did their best to not draw attention in class.
We could use more of that spirit on social media.
We could use more of that spirit on social media.
Future President AOC is on TV right now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Future President AOC is on TV right now.
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Panic in NYC as rich people flee after Mamdani win.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Panic in NYC as rich people flee after Mamdani win.
If this margin holds, the technical term is “curb stomping”.
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If this margin holds, the technical term is “curb stomping”.
Hey, Mamdani. Just want to say that my rent HAS NOT gone down yet. What’s up with that?
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Hey, Mamdani. Just want to say that my rent HAS NOT gone down yet. What’s up with that?