David Slider
@dcslider.bsky.social
I'll live a lush life,
In some small dive.
And there I'll be,
While I rot with the rest,
Of those whose lives are lonely, too.
In some small dive.
And there I'll be,
While I rot with the rest,
Of those whose lives are lonely, too.
Rick Perry demonstrating Donald Trump’s technique.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Rick Perry demonstrating Donald Trump’s technique.
Lauren Boebert after leaving the Situation Room meeting with Trump.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Lauren Boebert after leaving the Situation Room meeting with Trump.
2 players were indicted for pitch rigging?
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
2 players were indicted for pitch rigging?
Starting a fund to securitize the rap stylings of Razzlekhan, Queen of Bitcoin.
Not investment advice.
Not investment advice.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Starting a fund to securitize the rap stylings of Razzlekhan, Queen of Bitcoin.
Not investment advice.
Not investment advice.
When your Sunday morning plans spiral out of control
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
When your Sunday morning plans spiral out of control
If the economy were a picture
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If the economy were a picture
A debate right now between Trump and Biden would be really interesting.
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
A debate right now between Trump and Biden would be really interesting.
Long $MCD
Never bet against the American eater.
Never bet against the American eater.
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Long $MCD
Never bet against the American eater.
Never bet against the American eater.
“Don’t ever buy a one way ticket to Staten Island, ya morons!”
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“Don’t ever buy a one way ticket to Staten Island, ya morons!”
Future President AOC is on TV right now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Future President AOC is on TV right now.
Panic in NYC as rich people flee after Mamdani win.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Panic in NYC as rich people flee after Mamdani win.
Episode 1: The Jet Lag
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Episode 1: The Jet Lag
If this margin holds, the technical term is “curb stomping”.
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If this margin holds, the technical term is “curb stomping”.
“Wait, so you’re saying you could smell the onions and the mustard?”
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
“Wait, so you’re saying you could smell the onions and the mustard?”
Every chart about the economy right now
November 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Every chart about the economy right now
Number 1: “I’m gonna tell your daddy.”
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Number 1: “I’m gonna tell your daddy.”
If the Village People had a kicker.
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If the Village People had a kicker.
We’re all now waiting for spring.
Rogers Hornsby played 22 seasons and has the second highest career batting average of all time.
Rogers Hornsby played 22 seasons and has the second highest career batting average of all time.
November 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We’re all now waiting for spring.
Rogers Hornsby played 22 seasons and has the second highest career batting average of all time.
Rogers Hornsby played 22 seasons and has the second highest career batting average of all time.
Looking at headstones, and this scrolled by.
10/10. No notes.
10/10. No notes.
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Looking at headstones, and this scrolled by.
10/10. No notes.
10/10. No notes.
A film you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif:
November 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A film you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif:
Atheists: There is no God.
Counterpoint: Game 7 probables.
Counterpoint: Game 7 probables.
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Atheists: There is no God.
Counterpoint: Game 7 probables.
Counterpoint: Game 7 probables.
“Halloween should always be on the last Friday or Saturday in October.”
- AOC
These are the kind of positions that will make her President.
- AOC
These are the kind of positions that will make her President.
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
“Halloween should always be on the last Friday or Saturday in October.”
- AOC
These are the kind of positions that will make her President.
- AOC
These are the kind of positions that will make her President.