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David Slider
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I'll live a lush life,
In some small dive.

And there I'll be,
While I rot with the rest,
Of those whose lives are lonely, too.
Rick Perry demonstrating Donald Trump’s technique.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Lauren Boebert after leaving the Situation Room meeting with Trump.
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
User testing
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
2 players were indicted for pitch rigging?
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Starting a fund to securitize the rap stylings of Razzlekhan, Queen of Bitcoin.

Not investment advice.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Jaguars fans
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
When your Sunday morning plans spiral out of control
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If the economy were a picture
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A debate right now between Trump and Biden would be really interesting.
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Long $MCD

Never bet against the American eater.
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“Don’t ever buy a one way ticket to Staten Island, ya morons!”
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Future President AOC is on TV right now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Panic in NYC as rich people flee after Mamdani win.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Episode 1: The Jet Lag
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If this margin holds, the technical term is “curb stomping”.
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“Wait, so you’re saying you could smell the onions and the mustard?”
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Every chart about the economy right now
November 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Number 1: “I’m gonna tell your daddy.”
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If the Village People had a kicker.
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
We’re all now waiting for spring.

Rogers Hornsby played 22 seasons and has the second highest career batting average of all time.
November 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Looking at headstones, and this scrolled by.

10/10. No notes.
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A film you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif:
November 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Atheists: There is no God.

Counterpoint: Game 7 probables.
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“Halloween should always be on the last Friday or Saturday in October.”

- AOC

These are the kind of positions that will make her President.
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM