Doobie Keebler
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Doobie Keebler
@dbkeebler.bsky.social
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Can we please stop with constant popups? I click New Post and start typing. I'm not a great typist so I look at the keys. After the 2nd sentence I looked up to see that none of my words made it to the screen. Instead, a popup for a feature that nobody asked for. Maybe put that shit in the sidebar.
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"If you never know anything about anything, what qualifies you to be Speaker?" asked nobody. Three cheers for the Fourth Estate!
Q: Getting back to the Jeffries threat, this is one of a number of J6 pardons that's been rearrested. Did Trump make a mistake?

JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details. I'll tell you the violence on the left is far more prevalent than on the right. The rhetoric that you saw Saturday plays into it
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Stop saying "antifa," say the whole thing: anti-fascist. Seriously, folks, stop letting them define our terms. "We" know that "defund the police" meant funding social programs, but "they" were able to convince the poorly educated that it meant wild anarchy. Stop saying antifa. Please.
October 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Please stop saying "Law & Order," it's a dog whistle.
September 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Stop saying "unhinged". I don't know who started it, but the fascists have overused it so much it no longer has meaning. Don't use their ridiculous words. No more "nothing-burgers". thesaurus.com exists, use it!
September 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"Today, reporters noticed that the online United States Constitution, maintained by the Library of Congress, was missing parts of Article I, the part of the Constitution that lays out the rights and duties of Congress. Parts of Section 8 and all of Sections 9 and 10 were gone." -HCR
August 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As I've been saying. It's not 3D-chess. It's not voodoo economics. It's "Lick my balls."
The purpose of these tariffs is to be able to lift them to those who bow down to him and sacrifice their dignity. That is what he did to the GOP, the billionaires, and is doing now to Big Law. Those who stand up will be punished, those who bend a knee and humiliate themselves will be rewarded.
April 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You understand that the tariffs are mainly to get other countries to kiss the ring and then their tariff is lifted, right? Nothing is ever about the thing he says it is. It's not the new voodoo economics, it's his malignant narcissistic personality disorder.
April 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Since South Africa is not a NATO member, can we ask NATO to come arrest our South African invaders and take them to The Hague? Thiel and Skum specifically.
February 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
No one could have predicted that the constant threat (and concerted attempts) of financial retribution, as well as the disastrous handling of a livestock epidemic that yearns to become our next pandemic, might destabilize the economy leading to a return to growing inflation.
February 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
All this bluster and the "compromise" was *checks notes* the thing he already had. His idiot followers think he pulled off a major gambit in 4-D chess, but he was only distracting from the South African coup taking place in our formerly secure institutions.
February 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Stop using their words. It's pronounced DOG-E. Doggy. Call it doggy.
February 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Now it stands for Grand Old Politburo.
February 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Pop quiz: Do ANY of you people know where I got my handle? No googlecheating.
January 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What are foreign governments going to do about their laws against allowing convicted felons into their countries?
January 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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"What trillion-dollar problem is AI trying to solve?"

Wages. They're trying to use it to solve having to pay wages.
December 27, 2024 at 5:41 PM
This is the crux of MSM's failure to the American people. Sure, investigate both sides, but both sides don't automatically deserve equal airtime.
"I give up. Talk to me like I'm eight years old. How the hell do you explain what you're doing?"

We have to report equal numbers of bad things about each side.

"But what if there aren't equal numbers?"

That's our job, to make sure that there are.

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December 6, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 6:17 PM
obligatory first post
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 PM