Derek
@dbauer09.bsky.social
Some guy in Minnesota. Sports twitter really needs to get its ass over here.
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Derek
@dbauer09.bsky.social
· Jan 28
Trump turned off the federal government? Oh boy, just wait until the Parliamentarian hears about this.
It's actually bad for journalists to print lies in the newspaper, Chris.
These strike me as both totally valid ways to engage in public discourse.
September 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's actually bad for journalists to print lies in the newspaper, Chris.
You're really owning all those people who totally exist.
Genuinely curious what the analysis of the American Civil War is from tankie WWII revisionists.
September 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You're really owning all those people who totally exist.
June 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
@amyklobuchar.com Cloture yes or no. Stop playing games.
March 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
@amyklobuchar.com Cloture yes or no. Stop playing games.
Free idea for senate dems who don't want cloture:
Whip votes, but with whips!
Whip votes, but with whips!
March 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Free idea for senate dems who don't want cloture:
Whip votes, but with whips!
Whip votes, but with whips!
@smith.senate.gov You absolutely cannot allow cloture. Musk and his goons get out of government and congress retains the power of the purse or no new money. Hold the god damn line you cowards.
March 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
@smith.senate.gov You absolutely cannot allow cloture. Musk and his goons get out of government and congress retains the power of the purse or no new money. Hold the god damn line you cowards.
@amyklobuchar.com, do you promise to throw a stapler at any Democrat who votes for cloture?
March 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
@amyklobuchar.com, do you promise to throw a stapler at any Democrat who votes for cloture?
Trump turned off the federal government? Oh boy, just wait until the Parliamentarian hears about this.
January 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Trump turned off the federal government? Oh boy, just wait until the Parliamentarian hears about this.
@patcasey.bsky.social the 2 little dudes in my profile picture give sonic 3 two thumbs up. Little guy was jumping up and down at the Amy reveal.
January 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@patcasey.bsky.social the 2 little dudes in my profile picture give sonic 3 two thumbs up. Little guy was jumping up and down at the Amy reveal.
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This worm just showed up in the newskies feed. Block, ignore, and starve him for oxygen. Make him so bored and lonely he leaves
December 6, 2024 at 4:23 PM
This worm just showed up in the newskies feed. Block, ignore, and starve him for oxygen. Make him so bored and lonely he leaves
I will do whatever Royce asks of me. Does he want my kids? A personal servant?
October 3, 2023 at 9:38 PM
I will do whatever Royce asks of me. Does he want my kids? A personal servant?
Here we fuckin go.
(Twins, not GOP)
(Twins, not GOP)
October 3, 2023 at 8:37 PM
Here we fuckin go.
(Twins, not GOP)
(Twins, not GOP)
@warne.bsky.social I'm blocked from the bird site but if anyone on twins twitter wants them I've got 3 codes.
September 26, 2023 at 1:51 PM
@warne.bsky.social I'm blocked from the bird site but if anyone on twins twitter wants them I've got 3 codes.
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social Saw you were confronted with the "take benadryl before getting covid booster" take. Here's the only place I've seen it so far. bsky.app/profile/raha...
September 19, 2023 at 1:39 PM
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social Saw you were confronted with the "take benadryl before getting covid booster" take. Here's the only place I've seen it so far. bsky.app/profile/raha...
@jbouie.bsky.social So where does "Oppenhemier" land in the "guys in meetings" movie list?
August 28, 2023 at 3:30 PM
@jbouie.bsky.social So where does "Oppenhemier" land in the "guys in meetings" movie list?