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Derek
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Some guy in Minnesota. Sports twitter really needs to get its ass over here.
We are 10 years into the Trump era. A single meeting with a brown guy is not moving any needles. Everyone needs to chill and laugh at the funny thing.
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I cannot understand people lecturing at this moment about how Trump will go back to being evil in an hour. This image is funny, you can't make it not funny.
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I think you're being a touch self serious, Evan. It was funny to watch Trump melt in this way. Look at him, he's smitten.
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I think the thing you're missing is that that is also what Zohran does. We're going to be seeing this image in memes for years and you think the takeaway from this presser is that Trump won?
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Literally no one is mad about brunch, specifically. You can substitute any activity you want on this stupid sign, the point of the criticism would still be to make fun of people whose sole political mission was to go back to not caring about politics.
July 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
July 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
July 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
When someone says micro-retirement:
July 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
June 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
June 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
May 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
April 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Can you please decide if you're a tough guy or not?
April 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
April 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
April 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
April 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
do you hate it when wife can't decorate home?
April 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
when you are getting tariffs, but could have gotten Ratliff and the instead?
April 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
All you need to know.
March 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
March 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Free idea for senate dems who don't want cloture:

Whip votes, but with whips!
March 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM