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Alice Arachne
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6 piece chicken McNohbdy.
Pinned
Hey
Love waking up to a gargoyle perched on me.
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
WHAT in the Chicago ass shit, lmao.
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Have some spare $ and want to support an indie game creator? Triplecast is run by a friend of mine!
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
October 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Trying to show Edgar who he's named after.
October 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
bred
October 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Oof. I did 50 pushups today for the first time since I exploded my lumbar spine in April 2023. I think my arms would detach and beat me to death, if they had any strength left 😁
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The Boiz approve of the new bedspread.
October 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Should I be Higgs for Halloween?
October 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I don't think I was close enough 😁
September 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Oh I've never posted the garden sleeve here. Yesterday was session 3, 3.5hrs of color.
September 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Reposted by Alice Arachne
Turns out it’s a thing
August 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This is the best photo I took at speed week.
August 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
10 games to get to know me:

Doom/Doom 3/Doom 2016
The entire Metal Gear series
Crash Bandicoot
Devil May Cry
Witcher 3
Starcraft
Silent Hill 2
GoldenEye
Knights of the Old Republic
Rampage: World Tour

Honorable mentions to Pokemon, Half-Life, and Homeworld.
10 games to get to know me:

Final Fantasy XIV
Stardew Valley
Persona 5
Minecraft
GRIS
Graveyard Keeper
Warframe
Final Fantasy VI
Hollow Knight
Potion Craft
10 games to get to know me:
- Stardew Valley
- Cultist Simulator
- Scarlet Hollow
- Disco Elysium
- Hades
- Persona 3 Portable
- Fear and Hunger 2: Termina
- Darkest Dungeon 2
- Mouthwashing
- Catherine
August 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Cooler than u.
August 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We got to the picnic area we rented and uh. Yeah had to cover this with garbage bags bc our group had 10 kids under 10, and 8 of them can read. 🤣
August 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Me jamming to New Found Glory in my car on the way to see Powerman 5000 😆
a woman is holding a red megaphone in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman is holding a red megaphone in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
July 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I washed my hands with soap SIX TIMES in the hour after cutting 1 poblano and 1 jalapeno. Just now my tear duct itched and I rubbed it with my knuckle, NOT EVEN MY FINGER TIP, and now my eye is burning 😭😭😭 About to McFuckin Lose It fr.
July 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
How many abled people do you think saw this and said "not my problem"? Why is it left to me, a disabled person, to clean up y'all's nasty food trash that got ripped into and spread around by animals? Why can't my town just fuckin require cans for garbage pickup already? I'm so tired.
July 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Y'ALL, I could buy Britney's Mercedes for only $70k!!!
July 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Trump said energy was going to get cheaper but surprise he lied again. In 16 years of having Constellation I've NEVER had my electric plan increase more than 5% at renewal. This is a 20% increase! We already pay almost $200/month for a 1400sqft townhouse (partially bc we have 2 fridges and 4 TVs).
July 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
FR, Goliath and Eliza not only dated but kissed ON SCREEN like how many of us had our monster fucker awakening from this show. Can't just be me.
Gargoyles was like the horniest & messiest & hot ‘n heavy thing on television for like three years and you were just allowed to watch it after school and before homework
July 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Why is this CVS ad attacking me 🤣
June 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Of COURSE Zeb comes to sit in my lap and cuddle 5min before I have to put him in his carrier and take him to the vet, which is going to give him a cat panic attack 😭. (It's the boiz' yearly checkup.)
June 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM