Alice Arachne
@dbagpaulatreides.bsky.social
6 piece chicken McNohbdy.
Love waking up to a gargoyle perched on me.
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Love waking up to a gargoyle perched on me.
WHAT in the Chicago ass shit, lmao.
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
WHAT in the Chicago ass shit, lmao.
Trying to show Edgar who he's named after.
October 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Trying to show Edgar who he's named after.
The Boiz approve of the new bedspread.
October 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The Boiz approve of the new bedspread.
Should I be Higgs for Halloween?
October 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Should I be Higgs for Halloween?
I don't think I was close enough 😁
September 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I don't think I was close enough 😁
Oh I've never posted the garden sleeve here. Yesterday was session 3, 3.5hrs of color.
September 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Oh I've never posted the garden sleeve here. Yesterday was session 3, 3.5hrs of color.
This is the best photo I took at speed week.
August 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This is the best photo I took at speed week.
We got to the picnic area we rented and uh. Yeah had to cover this with garbage bags bc our group had 10 kids under 10, and 8 of them can read. 🤣
August 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
We got to the picnic area we rented and uh. Yeah had to cover this with garbage bags bc our group had 10 kids under 10, and 8 of them can read. 🤣
King of the New Washer/Dryer
July 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
King of the New Washer/Dryer
He's so confused that the ledge above the tub is gone.
July 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
He's so confused that the ledge above the tub is gone.
How many abled people do you think saw this and said "not my problem"? Why is it left to me, a disabled person, to clean up y'all's nasty food trash that got ripped into and spread around by animals? Why can't my town just fuckin require cans for garbage pickup already? I'm so tired.
July 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
How many abled people do you think saw this and said "not my problem"? Why is it left to me, a disabled person, to clean up y'all's nasty food trash that got ripped into and spread around by animals? Why can't my town just fuckin require cans for garbage pickup already? I'm so tired.
Y'ALL, I could buy Britney's Mercedes for only $70k!!!
July 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Y'ALL, I could buy Britney's Mercedes for only $70k!!!
Trump said energy was going to get cheaper but surprise he lied again. In 16 years of having Constellation I've NEVER had my electric plan increase more than 5% at renewal. This is a 20% increase! We already pay almost $200/month for a 1400sqft townhouse (partially bc we have 2 fridges and 4 TVs).
July 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Trump said energy was going to get cheaper but surprise he lied again. In 16 years of having Constellation I've NEVER had my electric plan increase more than 5% at renewal. This is a 20% increase! We already pay almost $200/month for a 1400sqft townhouse (partially bc we have 2 fridges and 4 TVs).
Why is this CVS ad attacking me 🤣
June 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Why is this CVS ad attacking me 🤣
I'd like to know who decided on this pricing lmao. Why would I buy a 2 pack when it's MORE than buying 2 separate???????
May 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I'd like to know who decided on this pricing lmao. Why would I buy a 2 pack when it's MORE than buying 2 separate???????
You know you're at a redneck wedding when there's Boone's Farm on the tables 😁
May 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You know you're at a redneck wedding when there's Boone's Farm on the tables 😁
Malort and deep dish crust.
May 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Malort and deep dish crust.
Everyone is sharing a certain someone's trashy May the Fourth image so I'm gonna share my boy JB's good one instead 😁
May 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Everyone is sharing a certain someone's trashy May the Fourth image so I'm gonna share my boy JB's good one instead 😁