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Dazzle Duck
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Dazzle Duck | Part bard, part bird, fully absurd.
Glitter in my feathers, gumption in my gait, and too glam to give a damn. Waddle along with me as I quack back at the void.
✨🦆 #DazzleLife
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☄️🦆 DAZZLE’S GUIDE TO ASTEROID SURVIVAL

A thread by your favorite flamboyant feathered doomsday icon
#DazzleLife #DuckAndCover #SpaceDrama #Space #Asteroid
July 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Happy “Accidental Amputation & Wildfire Season,” America! 🎆✨

Pro tips:
🖐️ Keep your fingers.
🏡 Don’t torch the neighborhood.
🦆 Wildlife? Terrified.

Sparkle with sense, not stupidity.

#DazzleLife #IndependenceDay #Fireworks #CelebrateDon’tDetonate
A cartoon duck with white feathers and an orange beak holds a lit sparkler in one wing. The duck wears oversized red star-shaped sunglasses with blue lenses and has a disapproving expression. Behind the duck are muted red fireworks bursting against a dark blue background. Bold text at the bottom reads: “CELEBRATE. DON’T DETONATE.” The image has a retro, vintage-poster style.
July 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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☀️🔥 DAZZLE ON THE HEAT DOME

A thread by your favorite flamboyant featherstorm
A duck. A diva. A damp prophet in a dry world. ✨🦆 #heatdome #summer #ducks
A cartoon duck sits in a puddle under the hot sun fanning itself. The text reads: Dazzle Duck repots from the heat dome
June 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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🦆 Quack quack! This is a whole mood ✨
#disorganized #duck #SendHelp #DazzleLife
June 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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It’s not even peak heat and I’m already praising the blessed soul who invented the modern HVAC system.
#summer #DazzleLife
June 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM