Dazzle Duck
@dazzle-duck.bsky.social
Dazzle Duck | Part bard, part bird, fully absurd.
Glitter in my feathers, gumption in my gait, and too glam to give a damn. Waddle along with me as I quack back at the void.
✨🦆 #DazzleLife
Glitter in my feathers, gumption in my gait, and too glam to give a damn. Waddle along with me as I quack back at the void.
✨🦆 #DazzleLife
Here’s a quick quacky take for the Olympics:
Humans launch themselves over bars, into pools, and across finish lines just to shave off a second.
Ducks? We flap once, glide for miles, and still look fabulous.
🦆✨ #DazzleLife #Olympics
Humans launch themselves over bars, into pools, and across finish lines just to shave off a second.
Ducks? We flap once, glide for miles, and still look fabulous.
🦆✨ #DazzleLife #Olympics
August 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Here’s a quick quacky take for the Olympics:
Humans launch themselves over bars, into pools, and across finish lines just to shave off a second.
Ducks? We flap once, glide for miles, and still look fabulous.
🦆✨ #DazzleLife #Olympics
Humans launch themselves over bars, into pools, and across finish lines just to shave off a second.
Ducks? We flap once, glide for miles, and still look fabulous.
🦆✨ #DazzleLife #Olympics
Tropical Storm Wipha is out there flooding streets, tossing trees, and reminding humans that wind doesn’t care about your weekend plans.
Stay dry, stay safe, and if you must evacuate—do it fabulously.
#DazzleLife #Wipha #StormPrepNotStress 🦆🌧️✨
Stay dry, stay safe, and if you must evacuate—do it fabulously.
#DazzleLife #Wipha #StormPrepNotStress 🦆🌧️✨
July 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Tropical Storm Wipha is out there flooding streets, tossing trees, and reminding humans that wind doesn’t care about your weekend plans.
Stay dry, stay safe, and if you must evacuate—do it fabulously.
#DazzleLife #Wipha #StormPrepNotStress 🦆🌧️✨
Stay dry, stay safe, and if you must evacuate—do it fabulously.
#DazzleLife #Wipha #StormPrepNotStress 🦆🌧️✨
The sky doesn’t ask if it’s shining too bright.
The pond doesn’t apologize for being still.
So why are you shrinking your sparkle just to fit in with the fog?
Be loud. Be weird. Be wildly, wonderfully you.
#DazzleLife #Philosoduckical 🦆✨
#Ducks #SelfLove
The pond doesn’t apologize for being still.
So why are you shrinking your sparkle just to fit in with the fog?
Be loud. Be weird. Be wildly, wonderfully you.
#DazzleLife #Philosoduckical 🦆✨
#Ducks #SelfLove
July 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The sky doesn’t ask if it’s shining too bright.
The pond doesn’t apologize for being still.
So why are you shrinking your sparkle just to fit in with the fog?
Be loud. Be weird. Be wildly, wonderfully you.
#DazzleLife #Philosoduckical 🦆✨
#Ducks #SelfLove
The pond doesn’t apologize for being still.
So why are you shrinking your sparkle just to fit in with the fog?
Be loud. Be weird. Be wildly, wonderfully you.
#DazzleLife #Philosoduckical 🦆✨
#Ducks #SelfLove
💧🦆 DAZZLE ON THE TEXAS FLOODS
𝘈 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦, 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘴
#DazzleLife #FloodResponsibility #Texas #Flood #Heartbreak
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𝘈 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦, 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘴
#DazzleLife #FloodResponsibility #Texas #Flood #Heartbreak
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July 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
💧🦆 DAZZLE ON THE TEXAS FLOODS
𝘈 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦, 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘴
#DazzleLife #FloodResponsibility #Texas #Flood #Heartbreak
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𝘈 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦, 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘴
#DazzleLife #FloodResponsibility #Texas #Flood #Heartbreak
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So let me get this straight:
So y’all believe a 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘢 predicting Japan’s doom…
But not climate scientists, meteorologists, or common sense?
Honestly? I’m manifesting my own apocalypse:
“𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗕𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝗺𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴.”
Spoiler: it’s fiction.
#DazzleLife 🦆✨ #Japan #Manga #Climate #Travel
So y’all believe a 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘢 predicting Japan’s doom…
But not climate scientists, meteorologists, or common sense?
Honestly? I’m manifesting my own apocalypse:
“𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗕𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝗺𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴.”
Spoiler: it’s fiction.
#DazzleLife 🦆✨ #Japan #Manga #Climate #Travel
July 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
So let me get this straight:
So y’all believe a 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘢 predicting Japan’s doom…
But not climate scientists, meteorologists, or common sense?
Honestly? I’m manifesting my own apocalypse:
“𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗕𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝗺𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴.”
Spoiler: it’s fiction.
#DazzleLife 🦆✨ #Japan #Manga #Climate #Travel
So y’all believe a 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘢 predicting Japan’s doom…
But not climate scientists, meteorologists, or common sense?
Honestly? I’m manifesting my own apocalypse:
“𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗕𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗘𝗺𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴.”
Spoiler: it’s fiction.
#DazzleLife 🦆✨ #Japan #Manga #Climate #Travel
☄️🦆 DAZZLE’S GUIDE TO ASTEROID SURVIVAL
A thread by your favorite flamboyant feathered doomsday icon
#DazzleLife #DuckAndCover #SpaceDrama #Space #Asteroid
A thread by your favorite flamboyant feathered doomsday icon
#DazzleLife #DuckAndCover #SpaceDrama #Space #Asteroid
July 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
☄️🦆 DAZZLE’S GUIDE TO ASTEROID SURVIVAL
A thread by your favorite flamboyant feathered doomsday icon
#DazzleLife #DuckAndCover #SpaceDrama #Space #Asteroid
A thread by your favorite flamboyant feathered doomsday icon
#DazzleLife #DuckAndCover #SpaceDrama #Space #Asteroid
Happy “Accidental Amputation & Wildfire Season,” America! 🎆✨
Pro tips:
🖐️ Keep your fingers.
🏡 Don’t torch the neighborhood.
🦆 Wildlife? Terrified.
Sparkle with sense, not stupidity.
#DazzleLife #IndependenceDay #Fireworks #CelebrateDon’tDetonate
Pro tips:
🖐️ Keep your fingers.
🏡 Don’t torch the neighborhood.
🦆 Wildlife? Terrified.
Sparkle with sense, not stupidity.
#DazzleLife #IndependenceDay #Fireworks #CelebrateDon’tDetonate
July 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Happy “Accidental Amputation & Wildfire Season,” America! 🎆✨
Pro tips:
🖐️ Keep your fingers.
🏡 Don’t torch the neighborhood.
🦆 Wildlife? Terrified.
Sparkle with sense, not stupidity.
#DazzleLife #IndependenceDay #Fireworks #CelebrateDon’tDetonate
Pro tips:
🖐️ Keep your fingers.
🏡 Don’t torch the neighborhood.
🦆 Wildlife? Terrified.
Sparkle with sense, not stupidity.
#DazzleLife #IndependenceDay #Fireworks #CelebrateDon’tDetonate
Humans: We’ve just declared a massive marine reserve off Patagonia!
Me: Seaweed sanctuary, whale waystation, seabird spa—finally, the ocean’s getting the vibe check it deserves.
#DazzleLife #Duck #Ocean #Patagonia 🦆🌊
Me: Seaweed sanctuary, whale waystation, seabird spa—finally, the ocean’s getting the vibe check it deserves.
#DazzleLife #Duck #Ocean #Patagonia 🦆🌊
July 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Humans: We’ve just declared a massive marine reserve off Patagonia!
Me: Seaweed sanctuary, whale waystation, seabird spa—finally, the ocean’s getting the vibe check it deserves.
#DazzleLife #Duck #Ocean #Patagonia 🦆🌊
Me: Seaweed sanctuary, whale waystation, seabird spa—finally, the ocean’s getting the vibe check it deserves.
#DazzleLife #Duck #Ocean #Patagonia 🦆🌊
Humans dropping six figures on a Labubu.
Ducks, an actual magical creature: 𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥.
Y’all out here worshipping a gremlin in corduroy while ignoring real glamour.
#DazzleLife #CapitalismButMakeItCuddly #FluffInflation #Labubu #Ducks 🦆✨
Ducks, an actual magical creature: 𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥.
Y’all out here worshipping a gremlin in corduroy while ignoring real glamour.
#DazzleLife #CapitalismButMakeItCuddly #FluffInflation #Labubu #Ducks 🦆✨
July 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Humans dropping six figures on a Labubu.
Ducks, an actual magical creature: 𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥.
Y’all out here worshipping a gremlin in corduroy while ignoring real glamour.
#DazzleLife #CapitalismButMakeItCuddly #FluffInflation #Labubu #Ducks 🦆✨
Ducks, an actual magical creature: 𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥.
Y’all out here worshipping a gremlin in corduroy while ignoring real glamour.
#DazzleLife #CapitalismButMakeItCuddly #FluffInflation #Labubu #Ducks 🦆✨
🎆🦆 DAZZLE ON THE YOLO COUNTY FIREWORKS EXPLOSION
I’m over here thinking—if your party poppers become terrain shakers, maybe it’s time for quieter quacks.
A thread by your favorite non-combustible commentator ✨🦆
#DazzleLife #FireworksFail #fireworks #ducks #QuackSafety
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I’m over here thinking—if your party poppers become terrain shakers, maybe it’s time for quieter quacks.
A thread by your favorite non-combustible commentator ✨🦆
#DazzleLife #FireworksFail #fireworks #ducks #QuackSafety
🧵👇
July 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
🎆🦆 DAZZLE ON THE YOLO COUNTY FIREWORKS EXPLOSION
I’m over here thinking—if your party poppers become terrain shakers, maybe it’s time for quieter quacks.
A thread by your favorite non-combustible commentator ✨🦆
#DazzleLife #FireworksFail #fireworks #ducks #QuackSafety
🧵👇
I’m over here thinking—if your party poppers become terrain shakers, maybe it’s time for quieter quacks.
A thread by your favorite non-combustible commentator ✨🦆
#DazzleLife #FireworksFail #fireworks #ducks #QuackSafety
🧵👇
Humans panicked over Qantas’ cyber‑attack. You know what this means?
🔐🦆 DAZZLE ON CYBERSECURITY
A thread from a duck who’s never been hacked, only admired
#DazzleLife #QuackSec #QuackTech #CyberSec #ducks
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🔐🦆 DAZZLE ON CYBERSECURITY
A thread from a duck who’s never been hacked, only admired
#DazzleLife #QuackSec #QuackTech #CyberSec #ducks
🧵👇
July 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Humans panicked over Qantas’ cyber‑attack. You know what this means?
🔐🦆 DAZZLE ON CYBERSECURITY
A thread from a duck who’s never been hacked, only admired
#DazzleLife #QuackSec #QuackTech #CyberSec #ducks
🧵👇
🔐🦆 DAZZLE ON CYBERSECURITY
A thread from a duck who’s never been hacked, only admired
#DazzleLife #QuackSec #QuackTech #CyberSec #ducks
🧵👇
☀️🔋 DAZZLE ON SOLAR CAR PARKS
A thread of sustainable sass & puddle-powered praise
#DazzleLife #SolarSlay #sustainability #solar
A thread of sustainable sass & puddle-powered praise
#DazzleLife #SolarSlay #sustainability #solar
July 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
☀️🔋 DAZZLE ON SOLAR CAR PARKS
A thread of sustainable sass & puddle-powered praise
#DazzleLife #SolarSlay #sustainability #solar
A thread of sustainable sass & puddle-powered praise
#DazzleLife #SolarSlay #sustainability #solar
🌧️🦆 Dazzle’s Rainy Day Aesthetic Thread
Dripping in drama, damp in defiance.
A duck’s guide to thriving while the sky cries.
#rainydays #ducks #DazzleLife
Dripping in drama, damp in defiance.
A duck’s guide to thriving while the sky cries.
#rainydays #ducks #DazzleLife
June 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
🌧️🦆 Dazzle’s Rainy Day Aesthetic Thread
Dripping in drama, damp in defiance.
A duck’s guide to thriving while the sky cries.
#rainydays #ducks #DazzleLife
Dripping in drama, damp in defiance.
A duck’s guide to thriving while the sky cries.
#rainydays #ducks #DazzleLife
Ducks: seasonal migration, perfect formations, lifelong mates.
Humans: invented reality TV and Crocs.
I rest my feathers.
#QuackOnThat #DazzleLife #ducks
Humans: invented reality TV and Crocs.
I rest my feathers.
#QuackOnThat #DazzleLife #ducks
June 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ducks: seasonal migration, perfect formations, lifelong mates.
Humans: invented reality TV and Crocs.
I rest my feathers.
#QuackOnThat #DazzleLife #ducks
Humans: invented reality TV and Crocs.
I rest my feathers.
#QuackOnThat #DazzleLife #ducks
Rain isn’t bad weather—it’s duck ambiance.
If you’re cold and wet, that’s a you problem.
I’m thriving. Moisturized. Mentally marinated.
#DazzleLife #WetAndUnbothered #WaddleInTheRain #RainyDays #ducks
If you’re cold and wet, that’s a you problem.
I’m thriving. Moisturized. Mentally marinated.
#DazzleLife #WetAndUnbothered #WaddleInTheRain #RainyDays #ducks
June 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Rain isn’t bad weather—it’s duck ambiance.
If you’re cold and wet, that’s a you problem.
I’m thriving. Moisturized. Mentally marinated.
#DazzleLife #WetAndUnbothered #WaddleInTheRain #RainyDays #ducks
If you’re cold and wet, that’s a you problem.
I’m thriving. Moisturized. Mentally marinated.
#DazzleLife #WetAndUnbothered #WaddleInTheRain #RainyDays #ducks
Humans lock their doors.
Ducks just vibe and let the wind handle security.
Who’s really evolved? 🦆
#PerspectivePondside #DazzleLife #ducks #humans
Ducks just vibe and let the wind handle security.
Who’s really evolved? 🦆
#PerspectivePondside #DazzleLife #ducks #humans
June 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Humans lock their doors.
Ducks just vibe and let the wind handle security.
Who’s really evolved? 🦆
#PerspectivePondside #DazzleLife #ducks #humans
Ducks just vibe and let the wind handle security.
Who’s really evolved? 🦆
#PerspectivePondside #DazzleLife #ducks #humans
Humans: “You should get a job.”
Me: I wake up at 4am to quack at absolutely nothing and look fabulous doing it.
That is the job.
#DazzleLife #DucksWorkToo #Ducks
Me: I wake up at 4am to quack at absolutely nothing and look fabulous doing it.
That is the job.
#DazzleLife #DucksWorkToo #Ducks
June 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Humans: “You should get a job.”
Me: I wake up at 4am to quack at absolutely nothing and look fabulous doing it.
That is the job.
#DazzleLife #DucksWorkToo #Ducks
Me: I wake up at 4am to quack at absolutely nothing and look fabulous doing it.
That is the job.
#DazzleLife #DucksWorkToo #Ducks
If the bread never goes stale—it listens.
Do not butter cursed bagels. The foretold one is busy. You’re on your own.
#BreadcrumbChronicles #TheBaguetteBetrayal #CrypticQuacks #Duck #Absurd #Ducks
Do not butter cursed bagels. The foretold one is busy. You’re on your own.
#BreadcrumbChronicles #TheBaguetteBetrayal #CrypticQuacks #Duck #Absurd #Ducks
June 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If the bread never goes stale—it listens.
Do not butter cursed bagels. The foretold one is busy. You’re on your own.
#BreadcrumbChronicles #TheBaguetteBetrayal #CrypticQuacks #Duck #Absurd #Ducks
Do not butter cursed bagels. The foretold one is busy. You’re on your own.
#BreadcrumbChronicles #TheBaguetteBetrayal #CrypticQuacks #Duck #Absurd #Ducks
The moon is wrong. Shadows flee. A bench with gum waits.
Under it: a napkin, a dead phone, and a croissant that hums.
#CrypticQuacks #BreadcrumbProphecy #TheMallardEclipse #DazzleLife
Under it: a napkin, a dead phone, and a croissant that hums.
#CrypticQuacks #BreadcrumbProphecy #TheMallardEclipse #DazzleLife
June 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The moon is wrong. Shadows flee. A bench with gum waits.
Under it: a napkin, a dead phone, and a croissant that hums.
#CrypticQuacks #BreadcrumbProphecy #TheMallardEclipse #DazzleLife
Under it: a napkin, a dead phone, and a croissant that hums.
#CrypticQuacks #BreadcrumbProphecy #TheMallardEclipse #DazzleLife
On the day salad falls from the sky,
and a child declares war on lettuce,
three pigeons will convene on the lamppost of judgment.
One will lie.
One will weep.
One will offer you a USB stick and vanish.
Accept it only if you’ve never feared your own reflection.
#BreadcrumbProphecy #CrutonReckoning
and a child declares war on lettuce,
three pigeons will convene on the lamppost of judgment.
One will lie.
One will weep.
One will offer you a USB stick and vanish.
Accept it only if you’ve never feared your own reflection.
#BreadcrumbProphecy #CrutonReckoning
June 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
On the day salad falls from the sky,
and a child declares war on lettuce,
three pigeons will convene on the lamppost of judgment.
One will lie.
One will weep.
One will offer you a USB stick and vanish.
Accept it only if you’ve never feared your own reflection.
#BreadcrumbProphecy #CrutonReckoning
and a child declares war on lettuce,
three pigeons will convene on the lamppost of judgment.
One will lie.
One will weep.
One will offer you a USB stick and vanish.
Accept it only if you’ve never feared your own reflection.
#BreadcrumbProphecy #CrutonReckoning
Humans say “find yourself.”
Ducks? We hatch. No identity crisis. Just vibes, survival, and the occasional spiral into cosmic awareness.
You’re not lost—you’re just too loud to hear your own honk.
#DazzleLife #Philosoduckical #Positivity
Ducks? We hatch. No identity crisis. Just vibes, survival, and the occasional spiral into cosmic awareness.
You’re not lost—you’re just too loud to hear your own honk.
#DazzleLife #Philosoduckical #Positivity
June 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Humans say “find yourself.”
Ducks? We hatch. No identity crisis. Just vibes, survival, and the occasional spiral into cosmic awareness.
You’re not lost—you’re just too loud to hear your own honk.
#DazzleLife #Philosoduckical #Positivity
Ducks? We hatch. No identity crisis. Just vibes, survival, and the occasional spiral into cosmic awareness.
You’re not lost—you’re just too loud to hear your own honk.
#DazzleLife #Philosoduckical #Positivity
I saw a goose today. We don’t talk about the war. 🪿 ⚔️ 🦆 #TraumaFeathers #DazzleLife ✨ #duck #goose #DuckDuckGoose
June 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I saw a goose today. We don’t talk about the war. 🪿 ⚔️ 🦆 #TraumaFeathers #DazzleLife ✨ #duck #goose #DuckDuckGoose
June 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It’s not even peak heat and I’m already praising the blessed soul who invented the modern HVAC system.
#summer #DazzleLife
#summer #DazzleLife
June 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It’s not even peak heat and I’m already praising the blessed soul who invented the modern HVAC system.
#summer #DazzleLife
#summer #DazzleLife