Mentally in the trenches just now.
Why am I typing this? Is screaming into the void going to achieve owt? Probably not.
Fuck it
Why am I typing this? Is screaming into the void going to achieve owt? Probably not.
Fuck it
April 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Mentally in the trenches just now.
Why am I typing this? Is screaming into the void going to achieve owt? Probably not.
Fuck it
Why am I typing this? Is screaming into the void going to achieve owt? Probably not.
Fuck it
We need to give Ipswich a hiding next Saturday after that.
April 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
We need to give Ipswich a hiding next Saturday after that.
Callum Wilson doesn’t score this season, mind. He’s done
April 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Callum Wilson doesn’t score this season, mind. He’s done
Would happily have taken a point before kick off. Even more so now with the issues that Villa’s pace is causing us.
God I hate them
God I hate them
April 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Would happily have taken a point before kick off. Even more so now with the issues that Villa’s pace is causing us.
God I hate them
God I hate them
Would go in for Watkins in the summer. He has exceptional pace and he’s a deadly finisher.
He’s Callum Wilson back when Callum Wilson had legs that worked
He’s Callum Wilson back when Callum Wilson had legs that worked
April 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Would go in for Watkins in the summer. He has exceptional pace and he’s a deadly finisher.
He’s Callum Wilson back when Callum Wilson had legs that worked
He’s Callum Wilson back when Callum Wilson had legs that worked
The stats from the Palace game.
Proof that xG is utter bollocks and deserves no consideration whatsoever
Proof that xG is utter bollocks and deserves no consideration whatsoever
April 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The stats from the Palace game.
Proof that xG is utter bollocks and deserves no consideration whatsoever
Proof that xG is utter bollocks and deserves no consideration whatsoever
As staunch an atheist I am, I’ll always love Easter. Chocolate eggs for breakfast? Yes please!
April 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
As staunch an atheist I am, I’ll always love Easter. Chocolate eggs for breakfast? Yes please!
Onana dropped. Watch their replacement keeper have a Dubravka’esque blinder of a debut here
April 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Onana dropped. Watch their replacement keeper have a Dubravka’esque blinder of a debut here
Didn’t need to get out of 2nd gear there. Like to think that was just energy conservation to go and batter Man U at St James’ on Sunday
April 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Didn’t need to get out of 2nd gear there. Like to think that was just energy conservation to go and batter Man U at St James’ on Sunday
That is utterly absurd from Sandro Tonali. He means every bit of it but to have the ability to hit that ball as hard as he has and keep it down from that angle is absolutely ridiculous!
April 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
That is utterly absurd from Sandro Tonali. He means every bit of it but to have the ability to hit that ball as hard as he has and keep it down from that angle is absolutely ridiculous!
Is it just an English thing to jeer the anthems of other nations? Absolute arsehole behaviour
March 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Is it just an English thing to jeer the anthems of other nations? Absolute arsehole behaviour
The club have absolutely fucked this, mind. A ticketed event to go stand in a fucking field. Nah
March 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The club have absolutely fucked this, mind. A ticketed event to go stand in a fucking field. Nah
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“The God excuse - the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument”
- George Carlin
- George Carlin
March 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
“The God excuse - the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument”
- George Carlin
- George Carlin
True that. Newcastle won the cup
The astronauts who’ve been on the ISS since September 2024 are anticipated to return to Earth in the next 15m or so. They will find it… changed.
March 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
True that. Newcastle won the cup
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Newcastle United fans - the Carabao Cup Final finished about four hours ago and we’ve spent every second since making these. Hope they don’t spoil your day 🖤
Two *different* mugs in the set, 12 wonky doodles on each. We can only apologise x #NUFC
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Two *different* mugs in the set, 12 wonky doodles on each. We can only apologise x #NUFC
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March 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Newcastle United fans - the Carabao Cup Final finished about four hours ago and we’ve spent every second since making these. Hope they don’t spoil your day 🖤
Two *different* mugs in the set, 12 wonky doodles on each. We can only apologise x #NUFC
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Two *different* mugs in the set, 12 wonky doodles on each. We can only apologise x #NUFC
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👋 Meet & greet from 1:45pm
🌭 Free hot dog for U14s (collect at reception)
🎤 Q&A with Greg Olley at 2:30pm (hospitality only)
See you soon, Heed Army! 🙌
🎟️ bit.ly/GFCvsMDH
#WorClub ⚪️⚫️
🌭 Free hot dog for U14s (collect at reception)
🎤 Q&A with Greg Olley at 2:30pm (hospitality only)
See you soon, Heed Army! 🙌
🎟️ bit.ly/GFCvsMDH
#WorClub ⚪️⚫️
March 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
👋 Meet & greet from 1:45pm
🌭 Free hot dog for U14s (collect at reception)
🎤 Q&A with Greg Olley at 2:30pm (hospitality only)
See you soon, Heed Army! 🙌
🎟️ bit.ly/GFCvsMDH
#WorClub ⚪️⚫️
🌭 Free hot dog for U14s (collect at reception)
🎤 Q&A with Greg Olley at 2:30pm (hospitality only)
See you soon, Heed Army! 🙌
🎟️ bit.ly/GFCvsMDH
#WorClub ⚪️⚫️
120 minutes into Liverpool legs and a few injuries picked up. Basically the best outcome Newcastle could have asked for tonight.
Or alternatively, PSG have just poked the bear and we’ll suffer the backlash on Sunday.
Or alternatively, PSG have just poked the bear and we’ll suffer the backlash on Sunday.
March 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
120 minutes into Liverpool legs and a few injuries picked up. Basically the best outcome Newcastle could have asked for tonight.
Or alternatively, PSG have just poked the bear and we’ll suffer the backlash on Sunday.
Or alternatively, PSG have just poked the bear and we’ll suffer the backlash on Sunday.
“A massive shove”
Wouldn’t have rocked a child
Wouldn’t have rocked a child
The goals that get disallowed these days and yet that Newcastle goal was allowed to stand 😄 a massive shove from Isak on the defender. Absolutely ridiculous
March 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
“A massive shove”
Wouldn’t have rocked a child
Wouldn’t have rocked a child
No, because that’s nonsense because we’re adults
March 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
No, because that’s nonsense because we’re adults
And now Botman is out too.
Not happening this year, i’m afraid
Not happening this year, i’m afraid
Lewis Hall being out for the season really just compounds the disappointment.
Last cup final I was a nervous wreck, believing we could go and win. This year I’m almost resigned to defeat already.
Last cup final I was a nervous wreck, believing we could go and win. This year I’m almost resigned to defeat already.
March 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
And now Botman is out too.
Not happening this year, i’m afraid
Not happening this year, i’m afraid
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Lewis Hall being out for the season really just compounds the disappointment.
Last cup final I was a nervous wreck, believing we could go and win. This year I’m almost resigned to defeat already.
Last cup final I was a nervous wreck, believing we could go and win. This year I’m almost resigned to defeat already.
March 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Lewis Hall being out for the season really just compounds the disappointment.
Last cup final I was a nervous wreck, believing we could go and win. This year I’m almost resigned to defeat already.
Last cup final I was a nervous wreck, believing we could go and win. This year I’m almost resigned to defeat already.
Weren’t outplayed but barely laid a glove on them.
If that’s a pre-cursor to the final it’ll be another ultimately disappointing cup final.
If that’s a pre-cursor to the final it’ll be another ultimately disappointing cup final.
February 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Weren’t outplayed but barely laid a glove on them.
If that’s a pre-cursor to the final it’ll be another ultimately disappointing cup final.
If that’s a pre-cursor to the final it’ll be another ultimately disappointing cup final.