The stats from the Palace game.

Proof that xG is utter bollocks and deserves no consideration whatsoever

Hope this isn’t accurate. Bloody awful that is 😂

Brace yourselves, RTG message boards are about to go absolutely ballistic!

The 14 year old kid inside these 36 year old bones just got giddy with excitement. What a bloody good few years of music this was!!

Another night, another piss poor result. Gateshead do play the best football in the league but there comes a time when just howking it into the box has to be considered.

Anyway, might have frostbite

I got tickets. My god I actually got bloody tickets!!!!!

“Yeah it’s a really unfortunate one. We all know the dangers posed by clothes hangers and Callum was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Well have to be careful with him and manage him. We hope to see him again just after the February winter break”

IF we do have to leave SJP I hope they come up with a better idea than the new Saudi national stadium.

Imagine, all the money on the planet and you’ve settled on a giant teletubbies mound. Shite

Definitely felt like 2 points dropped today by Gateshead.

Had the chances to win it but it just wouldn’t fall right.

Saw some Siberian tourists in the home end, buckets and spades at the ready, because the GIS will remain freezing when the oceans boil and life ceases to exist on this planet!

The social media team at Gateshead produce some absolute works of art on match days

Thanks for the heads up