“welcome to my crib” because you’re a giant baby? you’re wearing a diaper and that frilly thing on your head like baby huey? you’re a big big baby who owns a house?

Why does this cat always come rushing in when he hears my toddler vomit, sneeze, cough, fart etc. he’s not afraid of it like he is plastic bags but wow 2.3 seconds and it’s HIS BUSINESS NOW

I am so cooked..
The kid barfed yesterday but after ice cream, so I’m like… we’ll see. 24 hours passes, no barf. I figure, it’s fine. We share a water straw … 5 min later she barfs. RIP me.

NEWS: The Pennsylvania Immigration Coalition is calling for a *general strike* in Philly on Super Bowl Sunday as part of a week of action to protest Trump’s brutal crackdown.

“That means immigrant workers stay home and immigrant customers stay home, too.” whyy.org/articles/phi...

They’ve called armed federal officers to the scene. We aren’t dangerous. We are here to represent our people. To defend public education. This is an authoritarian regime. You cannot block members of Congress from entering the Department of Education.

14yo cat who used to be top cat, terror of the neighborhood who once got lost in our walls when we remodeled now only throws up in my room because he’s ✨mommy’s special boy✨

I hope when I wake up tomorrow nothing massively significant has changed regarding my legal status of this country while I was asleep, since the shadow head of the government is constantly on coke benders and just doesn’t sleep

I’m gonna be real I am straight up very concerned about things

If you have fence space or a deck that could act as a trellis consider: now is when I am starting my Chayote plants in my kitchen on the counter. This time it was intentional: previous years I’ve had it happen just because I forgot they were there. Think onions, but squash. Voracious, productive.

The Democrats. It’s like rooting for your feeble son o hit a home run in little league to win the game, but he’s afraid of the ball and everyone knows it and the umpire is the pitcher’s uncle and you’re clapping but also in the back of your mind you’re weighing the consequences of charging the field

Why did I set the stage with our 3 most expensive fur children? Because it is all I have to offer the internet. Paying my cat tax forward, while the Empire struggles to die.

This is Matcha. She’s a lady, wants no trouble and generally expects to be treated like a baby. Chronic soft-blanket nursing habit.

This is Tyson, he’s 14, a trash stealing gremlin, and his daddy was his uncle so he’s got a short tail. General consensus is that he would survive nuclear war and live another 5 years. Feral cat turned… indoor feral cat.

This is Earl, he likes to “check” under furniture in case… something is there??? Per the Vet: “he just doesn’t have a lot going on up there” *gestures to his head*

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

My cat scared himself just before 6am by knocking over my water bottle so I have to wake up and flashlight the area and show him there’s no monsters.