The Bureaucrat
@daydot.bsky.social
Terminally online. Leaf 🇨🇦
Fighting the internal apathy.
Fighting the internal apathy.
Trump promised sacrificing immigrants and trans kids to the Egg God would lower prices. But eggs have gotten more expensive!?! Why o'powerful Egg God hast thou forsaken us?
January 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Trump promised sacrificing immigrants and trans kids to the Egg God would lower prices. But eggs have gotten more expensive!?! Why o'powerful Egg God hast thou forsaken us?
But WHY? He can't seriously be so stupid that he thinks a trade deficit = subsidy?
You buy more shit from Canada because there's 400 million Americans vs. 40 million Canadians.
When ya buy groceries, do you walk out thinking you just subsidized Target????
You buy more shit from Canada because there's 400 million Americans vs. 40 million Canadians.
When ya buy groceries, do you walk out thinking you just subsidized Target????
President Donald Trump said a 25% tariff on Canada and Mexico could come on February 1 and that a universal tariff isn't off the table.
Trump said new tariffs on Canada and Mexico could arrive within days. Here's what Americans should know about his trade plans.
President Donald Trump said a 25% tariff on Canada and Mexico could come on February 1 and that a universal tariff isn't off the table.
www.businessinsider.com
January 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
But WHY? He can't seriously be so stupid that he thinks a trade deficit = subsidy?
You buy more shit from Canada because there's 400 million Americans vs. 40 million Canadians.
When ya buy groceries, do you walk out thinking you just subsidized Target????
You buy more shit from Canada because there's 400 million Americans vs. 40 million Canadians.
When ya buy groceries, do you walk out thinking you just subsidized Target????
Regulators: "compensate the people who were impacted"
Elon Musk: "no"
Regulators: "damn, welp, we tried"
Elon Musk: "no"
Regulators: "damn, welp, we tried"
Regulators are looking into reports of property damage in the island nation of Turks and Caicos caused by debris falling after a SpaceX Starship vehicle exploded over the ocean during a test mission, according to the FAA.
Regulators are investigating reports of property damage from SpaceX Starship’s explosion | CNN
The FAA says it has grounded the Starship vehicle pending a mishap investigation, and it is working with the company to assess reports of property damage in Turks and Caicos.
www.cnn.com
January 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Regulators: "compensate the people who were impacted"
Elon Musk: "no"
Regulators: "damn, welp, we tried"
Elon Musk: "no"
Regulators: "damn, welp, we tried"
Credit where it's due. Negotiators are citing Trump's pressure as a factor in the cease-fire deal. I think we should acknowledge and (importantly) encourage good policy from Trump. Like it or not, he's here for 4 years.
How the Biden and Trump teams worked together to get the Gaza ceasefire and hostages deal done | CNN Politics
Months of tedious talks over a ceasefire and hostage deal in Gaza – negotiations that required officials from an outgoing and incoming presidential administration to put aside their fundamental differ...
www.cnn.com
January 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Credit where it's due. Negotiators are citing Trump's pressure as a factor in the cease-fire deal. I think we should acknowledge and (importantly) encourage good policy from Trump. Like it or not, he's here for 4 years.
Hope it links to your Bluesky account so I can share photos with all the sexy AI bots messaging me.
Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
More good news for those looking to exit Meta’s social app ecosystem in favor of a more open alternative: An independent developer is building a photo-sharing app for Bluesky called Flashes. The soon-to-launch app is powered by the same technology that…
tcrn.ch
January 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hope it links to your Bluesky account so I can share photos with all the sexy AI bots messaging me.
LFG! Parents everywhere rejoice. Will be nice to have some actual educational programming for children on Netflix. I hate having to navigate the brainrot that is YouTube.
YouTube star Ms. Rachel is coming to Netflix
YouTube star Ms. Rachel is coming to Netflix
It could give YouTube-weary parents a nice alternative.
buff.ly
January 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
LFG! Parents everywhere rejoice. Will be nice to have some actual educational programming for children on Netflix. I hate having to navigate the brainrot that is YouTube.
Well duh. Almost like it's not Starbucks responsibility to address the homelessness crisis... That would be on state and federal government. Housing First (paired with other services) works! This bullshit is a distraction.
Starbucks is scrapping a policy that had let anyone hang out at its cafes or use the restrooms without making a purchase: cnn.it/40x2N9v
January 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Well duh. Almost like it's not Starbucks responsibility to address the homelessness crisis... That would be on state and federal government. Housing First (paired with other services) works! This bullshit is a distraction.
Big Tech’s Big Bet on Trump
In this episode Marc Andreessen cries that people used to like billionaires, and now they don't. So he voted for Trump. Buddy, you are pathetic, moaning about no one loving you while record numbers of people are homeless. You giant bald dickhead.
In this episode Marc Andreessen cries that people used to like billionaires, and now they don't. So he voted for Trump. Buddy, you are pathetic, moaning about no one loving you while record numbers of people are homeless. You giant bald dickhead.
Big Tech’s Big Bet on Trump
Silicon Valley billionaires are throwing their support behind the president-elect.
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Big Tech’s Big Bet on Trump
In this episode Marc Andreessen cries that people used to like billionaires, and now they don't. So he voted for Trump. Buddy, you are pathetic, moaning about no one loving you while record numbers of people are homeless. You giant bald dickhead.
In this episode Marc Andreessen cries that people used to like billionaires, and now they don't. So he voted for Trump. Buddy, you are pathetic, moaning about no one loving you while record numbers of people are homeless. You giant bald dickhead.
With Jeff Bezos kissing the ring, I wonder if the film will accurately depict Melanie's obvious disdain for her husband? No shade on her, get your bag girl, but I don't know if you could pay me enough to suffocate under that fat sweaty Cheeto.
January 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
With Jeff Bezos kissing the ring, I wonder if the film will accurately depict Melanie's obvious disdain for her husband? No shade on her, get your bag girl, but I don't know if you could pay me enough to suffocate under that fat sweaty Cheeto.
*Takes a deep breath* "hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha"
December 30, 2024 at 1:32 AM
*Takes a deep breath* "hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha"
Corporations and CEOs lining up to acquiesce and bend the knee to Trump. Integrity and morals aside, it's the logical move.
You maintain profitability during the MAGA reign, while knowing IF Dems ever retake power, they're too inept to extract concessions or impose anti-trust regulations.
You maintain profitability during the MAGA reign, while knowing IF Dems ever retake power, they're too inept to extract concessions or impose anti-trust regulations.
Inside Disney’s Decision to Settle the Trump Suit Against ABC News
Talks started and finished on the same day, after Disney decided that fighting the lawsuit could potentially hurt the company and protections for the press.
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Corporations and CEOs lining up to acquiesce and bend the knee to Trump. Integrity and morals aside, it's the logical move.
You maintain profitability during the MAGA reign, while knowing IF Dems ever retake power, they're too inept to extract concessions or impose anti-trust regulations.
You maintain profitability during the MAGA reign, while knowing IF Dems ever retake power, they're too inept to extract concessions or impose anti-trust regulations.
So I bet all the anti-vaxxers who screamed about the incredibly rare cases of blood clotting associated with COVID shots, will rush to condemn Ozempic right?
Ozempic was linked to an increased risk of a rare form of vision loss in a study that backs up Harvard University research published earlier this year
Ozempic Link to Rare Vision Loss Risk Confirmed in Large Trial
Novo Nordisk A/S’s blockbuster shot Ozempic was linked to an increased risk of a rare form of vision loss in a study that backs up Harvard University research published earlier this year.
www.bloomberg.com
December 13, 2024 at 4:09 PM
So I bet all the anti-vaxxers who screamed about the incredibly rare cases of blood clotting associated with COVID shots, will rush to condemn Ozempic right?
A true mystery why the US is the only country on the planet where mass school shootings routinely happen.
God works in mysterious ways I suppose...
God works in mysterious ways I suppose...
November 25, 2024 at 9:59 PM
A true mystery why the US is the only country on the planet where mass school shootings routinely happen.
God works in mysterious ways I suppose...
God works in mysterious ways I suppose...
Trump isn't even in office and already costs are coming down! Now watch the libtards claim that this is actually the result of 4 years of prudent fiscal policy resulting in unprecedented economic recovery 🙄
According to a nationwide survey of grocery prices prepared by the American Farm Bureau Federation, the cost of this year's Thanksgiving meal is now at its lowest level since 2021.
Thanksgiving Dinner Prices Fall To Lowest Point In Decades
Thanks to the Biden-Harris economic agenda, prices continue to fall
meidasnews.com
November 25, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Trump isn't even in office and already costs are coming down! Now watch the libtards claim that this is actually the result of 4 years of prudent fiscal policy resulting in unprecedented economic recovery 🙄
Like who is walking around in 2024 not realizing Musk is a total dipshit? So many better more affordable options with the added benefit of not being sold by an autocrat.
I understand why people bought them years ago.
I do not understand how or why anyone would buy one now.
Many better options, and the CEO is a white supremacist.
I do not understand how or why anyone would buy one now.
Many better options, and the CEO is a white supremacist.
Tesla EVs ranked among the worst in annual reliability survey by Consumer Reports
Although EVs and full-size pickup trucks enjoy the hottest demand in the market, they are the "most problematic," the nonprofit organization that evaluates products and services said.
www.foxbusiness.com
November 24, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Like who is walking around in 2024 not realizing Musk is a total dipshit? So many better more affordable options with the added benefit of not being sold by an autocrat.
Reposted by The Bureaucrat
Canada’s top military commander, Gen. Jennie Carigna:
"After 39 years of career as a combat arms officer and risking my life in many operations across the world, I can’t believe that in 2024, we still have to justify the contribution of women to their defense and to their service, in their country."
"After 39 years of career as a combat arms officer and risking my life in many operations across the world, I can’t believe that in 2024, we still have to justify the contribution of women to their defense and to their service, in their country."
November 23, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Canada’s top military commander, Gen. Jennie Carigna:
"After 39 years of career as a combat arms officer and risking my life in many operations across the world, I can’t believe that in 2024, we still have to justify the contribution of women to their defense and to their service, in their country."
"After 39 years of career as a combat arms officer and risking my life in many operations across the world, I can’t believe that in 2024, we still have to justify the contribution of women to their defense and to their service, in their country."
Never have I identified more with a statement.
November 21, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Never have I identified more with a statement.
@jessebrown.bsky.social
I'm not progressive enough to get onboard with all this dude takes, he's like 50% soy. That said he's a funny insightful Canadian journalist which is a glass of fresh air in Canada's dry af boring news environment.
I'm not progressive enough to get onboard with all this dude takes, he's like 50% soy. That said he's a funny insightful Canadian journalist which is a glass of fresh air in Canada's dry af boring news environment.
November 20, 2024 at 2:44 PM
@jessebrown.bsky.social
I'm not progressive enough to get onboard with all this dude takes, he's like 50% soy. That said he's a funny insightful Canadian journalist which is a glass of fresh air in Canada's dry af boring news environment.
I'm not progressive enough to get onboard with all this dude takes, he's like 50% soy. That said he's a funny insightful Canadian journalist which is a glass of fresh air in Canada's dry af boring news environment.
So, is she just supposed to run to the local Burger King to piss? Unbelievably cruel....
Sarah McBride was elected as the first transgender representative and now Republicans trying to ban her from the bathroom.
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 PM
So, is she just supposed to run to the local Burger King to piss? Unbelievably cruel....
When the "starve them like animals!" guy is saying you've gone too far, it's probably time to reevaluate... Jesus Christ Israel.
More than 200 children have been killed in Lebanon since Israel launched a military campaign focused on the country two months ago, says UNICEF ⤵️ aje.io/63g8cg
More than 200 children killed in Lebanon amid Israeli bombardment: UN
Three children killed daily in Lebanon over last two months, UNICEF reports, as it urges action to stop the violence.
aje.io
November 19, 2024 at 2:51 PM
When the "starve them like animals!" guy is saying you've gone too far, it's probably time to reevaluate... Jesus Christ Israel.
Matt Walsh supports this New Zealand bill. All ya really need to know about it...
Tens of thousands of people have marched on the New Zealand parliament in Wellington to protest against a bill that critics say strikes at the core of the country’s founding principles and dilutes the rights of Māori people.
Here’s what you need to know: cnn.it/4fT34bD
Here’s what you need to know: cnn.it/4fT34bD
November 19, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Matt Walsh supports this New Zealand bill. All ya really need to know about it...
I mean, fuck Putin, but this is scary. Right? Is there a world where Ukraine actually pushes Russia out of all former Ukranian territory?
Breaking News: Ukraine used long-range U.S.-made missiles on Tuesday to strike into Russia for the first time, officials said. The attack represented a show of force for Ukraine as it tries to prove to Western allies that providing more powerful weapons will pay off. nyti.ms/3YQ5eSq
November 19, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I mean, fuck Putin, but this is scary. Right? Is there a world where Ukraine actually pushes Russia out of all former Ukranian territory?
Are sexual assault accusations like a prerequisite for serving in Cabinet now?
Damn, I always wanted to serve as Director, but my silly morals have stood in the way. Can someone accuse me of getting handsy at an Olive Garden? Need it for my resume.
Damn, I always wanted to serve as Director, but my silly morals have stood in the way. Can someone accuse me of getting handsy at an Olive Garden? Need it for my resume.
Pete Hegseth, President-elect Donald Trump’s pick to lead the Defense Department, was the subject of a sexual assault complaint in 2017 in Monterey, Calif., according to public records and Hegseth’s lawyer. No charges were filed.
Pete Hegseth, Trump’s Pick for Defense, Faced Sexual Assault Claim in 2017
A complaint involving Pete Hegseth was filed with the police in Monterey, Calif., but it led to no charges, according to public records and Mr. Hegseth’s lawyer.
nyti.ms
November 15, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Are sexual assault accusations like a prerequisite for serving in Cabinet now?
Damn, I always wanted to serve as Director, but my silly morals have stood in the way. Can someone accuse me of getting handsy at an Olive Garden? Need it for my resume.
Damn, I always wanted to serve as Director, but my silly morals have stood in the way. Can someone accuse me of getting handsy at an Olive Garden? Need it for my resume.
I live in the Canadian Arctic, a lot of families rely on Canada Post to deliver affordable goods online from Amazon.
It's a public service, not intended to make money. How about we redirect some of the millions Liberals have spent on consultants? Pay the fucking mailman dude, c'mon.
It's a public service, not intended to make money. How about we redirect some of the millions Liberals have spent on consultants? Pay the fucking mailman dude, c'mon.
Postal workers across Canada went on strike starting Friday over pay and working conditions. The work stoppage is expected to severely disrupt deliveries ahead of the busy holiday period.
55,000 Postal Workers in Canada Strike Over Pay
The union walked out after talks with the country’s main mail operator failed. The stoppage could disrupt deliveries before the holidays.
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I live in the Canadian Arctic, a lot of families rely on Canada Post to deliver affordable goods online from Amazon.
It's a public service, not intended to make money. How about we redirect some of the millions Liberals have spent on consultants? Pay the fucking mailman dude, c'mon.
It's a public service, not intended to make money. How about we redirect some of the millions Liberals have spent on consultants? Pay the fucking mailman dude, c'mon.