Trump promised sacrificing immigrants and trans kids to the Egg God would lower prices. But eggs have gotten more expensive!?! Why o'powerful Egg God hast thou forsaken us?

With Jeff Bezos kissing the ring, I wonder if the film will accurately depict Melanie's obvious disdain for her husband? No shade on her, get your bag girl, but I don't know if you could pay me enough to suffocate under that fat sweaty Cheeto.

*Takes a deep breath* "hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

Never have I identified more with a statement.