Davis McDavis
@davismcdavis.bsky.social
Artist, husband, cat parent, nudity enthusiast
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Davis McDavis
@davismcdavis.bsky.social
· Nov 29
I didn’t do an introduction post: I’m a 51 year old bicoastal homosexual artist with naturally pink hair. I specialize in pet portraits and pop culture icons.
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I just want everyone to remember that at some point (hopefully sooner rather than later) you’ll be able to hop on a plane, fly your cute self down to Florida, rent a little car, drive to that chintzy ass country club, unzip your pants, and piss on his grave.
April 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I just want everyone to remember that at some point (hopefully sooner rather than later) you’ll be able to hop on a plane, fly your cute self down to Florida, rent a little car, drive to that chintzy ass country club, unzip your pants, and piss on his grave.
Last night we watched Adventures In Babysitting but made the mistake of watching it on Disney+ where it is edited for content, so what is usually the best exchange in the movie became:
Gang member: Don’t [fool] with the Lords of Hell!
Elizabeth Shue: Don’t [fool] with the babysitter!
😕
Gang member: Don’t [fool] with the Lords of Hell!
Elizabeth Shue: Don’t [fool] with the babysitter!
😕
a close up of a person making a face with their tongue out
Alt: a close up of a person making a face with their tongue out
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April 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Last night we watched Adventures In Babysitting but made the mistake of watching it on Disney+ where it is edited for content, so what is usually the best exchange in the movie became:
Gang member: Don’t [fool] with the Lords of Hell!
Elizabeth Shue: Don’t [fool] with the babysitter!
😕
Gang member: Don’t [fool] with the Lords of Hell!
Elizabeth Shue: Don’t [fool] with the babysitter!
😕
My part starts at about 1:02. 🫠 I spent so many hours reading a (paper!) book I didn’t care about, and it paid off!
Jill Rips LIVE! | How Did This Get Made?
Paul, June, and Jason enter the cold room to tackle the 2000 Dolph Lundgren thriller Jill Rips—a movie without a single character named Jill. LIVE from Largo in L.A., they discuss the insanely long re...
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April 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My part starts at about 1:02. 🫠 I spent so many hours reading a (paper!) book I didn’t care about, and it paid off!
I had a crazy fun weekend. I went the live tapings of “How Did This Get Made,” & on Insta Paul reposted the paintings I gave him of his doggies Bingo and Sgt.Meatball (RIPS). I might be in the audience part of the Jill Rips and The Arrival episodes (as “David”). #HDTGM
March 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I had a crazy fun weekend. I went the live tapings of “How Did This Get Made,” & on Insta Paul reposted the paintings I gave him of his doggies Bingo and Sgt.Meatball (RIPS). I might be in the audience part of the Jill Rips and The Arrival episodes (as “David”). #HDTGM
I had a guess as to what the purpose of the goats was on Severance, and I was correct. Also now I kinda want a pet goat. I’m kidding! 😂
March 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I had a guess as to what the purpose of the goats was on Severance, and I was correct. Also now I kinda want a pet goat. I’m kidding! 😂
I was thinking about what I need from the grocery store, and I realized my shopping list was once on Sesame Street.
(I’m actually getting 4 sticks of butter.🐷)
(I’m actually getting 4 sticks of butter.🐷)
Loaf of Bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter
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March 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I was thinking about what I need from the grocery store, and I realized my shopping list was once on Sesame Street.
(I’m actually getting 4 sticks of butter.🐷)
(I’m actually getting 4 sticks of butter.🐷)
I know a lot of people didn’t like Katy Perry’s last album, but do we really need to shoot her into outer space?!
March 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I know a lot of people didn’t like Katy Perry’s last album, but do we really need to shoot her into outer space?!
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The people who are yelling about “biological female” and “biological male” couldn’t even explain what a chromosome is like okay Cletus how about you sit the gender and sex discussion out until someone explains to you what inbreeding does to a gene pool first.
February 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The people who are yelling about “biological female” and “biological male” couldn’t even explain what a chromosome is like okay Cletus how about you sit the gender and sex discussion out until someone explains to you what inbreeding does to a gene pool first.
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Amen to that.
I think it would make a big difference in our health if we banned Pharma ads from America like the rest of the world does.
February 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Amen to that.
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Margaritas imply the existence of a bigger, stronger drink called Margara. Which in turns implies an even bigger version called Margarota
February 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Margaritas imply the existence of a bigger, stronger drink called Margara. Which in turns implies an even bigger version called Margarota
Personally, I’d like an inefficiently overstuffed FAA. I have no problem paying for a few more air traffic controllers over the absolute bare minimum needed.
February 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Personally, I’d like an inefficiently overstuffed FAA. I have no problem paying for a few more air traffic controllers over the absolute bare minimum needed.
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MAGA GOOFS: if we eliminate government jobs those departments will become more efficient so we have fired thousands of park rangers.
EVERYONE: okay what about police officers?
MAGA GOOFS: how dare you
EVERYONE: okay what about police officers?
MAGA GOOFS: how dare you
February 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
MAGA GOOFS: if we eliminate government jobs those departments will become more efficient so we have fired thousands of park rangers.
EVERYONE: okay what about police officers?
MAGA GOOFS: how dare you
EVERYONE: okay what about police officers?
MAGA GOOFS: how dare you
The Trader Joe’s Fearless Flyer is the J. Peterman catalog of today. Whoever is writing it is doing a great job.
On a related note, I’ve gained ten pounds! I’m sad, Orlando.
On a related note, I’ve gained ten pounds! I’m sad, Orlando.
a man and a woman in a car with the man saying pizza
Alt: Amy Sedaris in character as Jerri Blank in “The Virgin Jerri” episode of Strangers With Candy, in a car with Drake Rogers, saying “Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!” And then honking the car horn. HONK!HONK!
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February 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Trader Joe’s Fearless Flyer is the J. Peterman catalog of today. Whoever is writing it is doing a great job.
On a related note, I’ve gained ten pounds! I’m sad, Orlando.
On a related note, I’ve gained ten pounds! I’m sad, Orlando.
Giving the “Let’s get this Mondais right!” treatment to our kitty Victor. 😆
#pirulinpinpina #spaceprincejulio
#pirulinpinpina #spaceprincejulio
February 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Giving the “Let’s get this Mondais right!” treatment to our kitty Victor. 😆
#pirulinpinpina #spaceprincejulio
#pirulinpinpina #spaceprincejulio
Do you like Oreos but hate the tough work it takes to chew them? So much work! Try new soft-baked Oreo Cakesters! All the golden diabetes flavor and barely any pesky chewing needing! Shove them Cakesters down your pie hole! Do it now!
February 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Do you like Oreos but hate the tough work it takes to chew them? So much work! Try new soft-baked Oreo Cakesters! All the golden diabetes flavor and barely any pesky chewing needing! Shove them Cakesters down your pie hole! Do it now!
My Octopus friend is down to one arm now. #yesyokoono
January 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My Octopus friend is down to one arm now. #yesyokoono
I finished these cuties yesterday: Ziggy, Mo, and Max. Aren’t kitties the cutest? Also dogs, squirrels, and any of my woodland friends. #petportraitartist
January 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I finished these cuties yesterday: Ziggy, Mo, and Max. Aren’t kitties the cutest? Also dogs, squirrels, and any of my woodland friends. #petportraitartist
I love the way our beautiful perfect kitty Victor can just roll himself into a little furry ball.
January 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I love the way our beautiful perfect kitty Victor can just roll himself into a little furry ball.
There was a big scary fire in the hills above sunset as I left the gym just now. Hopefully no one is hurt. 😱
January 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There was a big scary fire in the hills above sunset as I left the gym just now. Hopefully no one is hurt. 😱
My octopus friend is down to three arms. 😢 #OctopusOnNorthCrescentHeights
January 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My octopus friend is down to three arms. 😢 #OctopusOnNorthCrescentHeights
OCTOPUS UPDATE: My octopus friend survived the night with his remaining 4 tentacles intact!
January 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
OCTOPUS UPDATE: My octopus friend survived the night with his remaining 4 tentacles intact!
This little baby is Ruby (@run_run_ruby on Insta), a sweet baby angel I painted in 2020. She’s a #zuchon puppy who’s all grown up now. I just checked in on her feed and she went to Paris this summer. I’m jealous! 😂
January 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This little baby is Ruby (@run_run_ruby on Insta), a sweet baby angel I painted in 2020. She’s a #zuchon puppy who’s all grown up now. I just checked in on her feed and she went to Paris this summer. I’m jealous! 😂
It's been 4 years since the insurrection; lots of people are asking if Tucker has figured out the answer to his question yet. Having suckled on both, he's in a unique position to answer. Why isn't the MSM talking about this important topic?!?!
January 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's been 4 years since the insurrection; lots of people are asking if Tucker has figured out the answer to his question yet. Having suckled on both, he's in a unique position to answer. Why isn't the MSM talking about this important topic?!?!
ATTENTION: I want to be friends with whoever put this flyer up on North Crescent Heights between Santa Monica and Sunset. It’s hilaaaaarious! The 1st photo is Saturday and the 2nd one is Sunday. When I go to Crunch later today we’ll see if my octopus friend has become an OctoVenus De Milopus. 🐙
January 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
ATTENTION: I want to be friends with whoever put this flyer up on North Crescent Heights between Santa Monica and Sunset. It’s hilaaaaarious! The 1st photo is Saturday and the 2nd one is Sunday. When I go to Crunch later today we’ll see if my octopus friend has become an OctoVenus De Milopus. 🐙