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Davis McDavis
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Artist, husband, cat parent, nudity enthusiast
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I had a crazy fun weekend. I went the live tapings of “How Did This Get Made,” & on Insta Paul reposted the paintings I gave him of his doggies Bingo and Sgt.Meatball (RIPS). I might be in the audience part of the Jill Rips and The Arrival episodes (as “David”). #HDTGM
Jason Mantzoukas, June Diane Raphael, and Paul Scheer posing on stage at the Largo theater following the “You Got Served” episode of the podcast “How Did This Get Made.” Paul is wearing a pair of checkerboard Vans shoes which are mentioned in the episode. A photograph of me in my Tilda Swinton t-shirt next to film and TV star Jason Mantzoukas, who is making a funny face for the camera as he kindly poses for a photograph with me. He is wearing his signature white button-down shirt and has a prodigiously large beard. I also have a beard but it’s like half the size of his. A photograph of me grinning widely with film and TV star Paul Scheer, who is also smiling. At the bottom of the photograph you can see his checkerboard Vans sneaker, which figured prominently in the “You Got Served” episode. Two small photorealistic paintings of a pitbull and a bulldog with the title “Thank you Davis McDavis for these amazing portraits of our pups” posted by Paul Scheer on Instagram.
March 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Giving the “Let’s get this Mondais right!” treatment to our kitty Victor. 😆
#pirulinpinpina #spaceprincejulio
A photo of a beautiful gray cat sleeping with two open eye emojis over his closed eyes.
February 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Do you like Oreos but hate the tough work it takes to chew them? So much work! Try new soft-baked Oreo Cakesters! All the golden diabetes flavor and barely any pesky chewing needing! Shove them Cakesters down your pie hole! Do it now!
February 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Graffiti reading “I’m not a Nazi I just like the way they salute.” - Musk
February 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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My Octopus friend is down to one arm now. #yesyokoono
January 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I finished these cuties yesterday: Ziggy, Mo, and Max. Aren’t kitties the cutest? Also dogs, squirrels, and any of my woodland friends. #petportraitartist
An easel holding three small expertly excited photorealistic paintings of Siamese cats.
January 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I love the way our beautiful perfect kitty Victor can just roll himself into a little furry ball.
January 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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There was a big scary fire in the hills above sunset as I left the gym just now. Hopefully no one is hurt. 😱
January 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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My octopus friend is down to three arms. 😢 #OctopusOnNorthCrescentHeights
January 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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OCTOPUS UPDATE: My octopus friend survived the night with his remaining 4 tentacles intact!
January 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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This little baby is Ruby (@run_run_ruby on Insta), a sweet baby angel I painted in 2020. She’s a #zuchon puppy who’s all grown up now. I just checked in on her feed and she went to Paris this summer. I’m jealous! 😂
A pastel painting of a fluffy white and tan puppy dog lying on her back in a bed of grass looking up at the camera.
January 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I saw the Cocoa Puffs version in the grocery store and it made me feel dirty. If Sniffies was a cereal, this is what it would look like. 🍑 💦
A box of “Cocoa Puffs Loaded” cereal which features the Cocoa Cuckoo looking ecstatically at a piece of cereal which has been split in half and is drippingly full of a white creamy substance that is oozing out of it.
January 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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It's been 4 years since the insurrection; lots of people are asking if Tucker has figured out the answer to his question yet. Having suckled on both, he's in a unique position to answer. Why isn't the MSM talking about this important topic?!?!
A photograph of a perplexed Tucker Carlson staring tuckerly into the camera and plaintively asking, "Why does Putin's cock taste like Trump's hole?"
January 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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ATTENTION: I want to be friends with whoever put this flyer up on North Crescent Heights between Santa Monica and Sunset. It’s hilaaaaarious! The 1st photo is Saturday and the 2nd one is Sunday. When I go to Crunch later today we’ll see if my octopus friend has become an OctoVenus De Milopus. 🐙
A flyer with a cartoon octopus and the headline “Do you want this octopus to have fewer arms?” The arms have tear off strips with the word “yes” on each arm. One arm has been torn off. A flyer with a cartoon octopus and the headline “Do you want this octopus to have fewer arms?” The arms have tear off strips with the word “yes” on each arm. Four arms have been torn off.
January 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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How are they going to fit a volcano into Joe’s Pub?!
Poster for an upcoming show named “Goddess” at Joe’s Pub in New York, a cabaret venue.
December 30, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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She’s dangerous….ly talented!
December 30, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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…but it should be.
The New York Times Spelling Bee puzzle with the guess of “GELFLING” being rejected as “not in word list.”
December 25, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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I try to avoid listening to news about the felon rapist. He’s just so f-ing stupid, every word out of his tiny butthole lips is like an ice pick in my brain. I guess you need to keep up so you can run around on social media defending him. Putin pays people to do it, but you volunteered. 😂
A cartoon of a Trump supporter with his face shoved into Donald Trump’s buttcheeks, exclaiming “Your farts smell so good, Mr. Trump!”
December 24, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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I’m home for the holidays and seeing this painting of my Grandma Evelyn that I did several years ago. She was a really nice lady and I think this painting looks just like her. ♥️

“Evelyn”
8”x10” acrylic on canvas
A painting of an elderly woman with gray hair and a red sweater.
December 24, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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Not everyone knows the Babadook is OUT and PROUD. #Babadook #babashook
A photograph of a bearded Babadook touching a rainbow Pride flag.
December 22, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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This is one of my earliest paintings, a self-portrait. I still feel like this is a very accurate representation of myself.
A pastel painting of a clown with one normal eyebrow and one scab eyebrow on the street at night in a blue fake fur coat with an abstract taxi cab in the background.
December 22, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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And when I grow up, I'm gonna look up
From my phone and see my life…
And when I grow up, I'm gonna look up From my phone and see my life And it's gonna be just like my recurring dream I'm at the movies I don't remember what I'm seeing The screen turns into a tidal wave Then it's a dorm room like a hedge maze And when I find you You touch my leg, and I insist But I wake up before we do it
December 16, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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December 11, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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“Paging Mr. Herman (Bellhop Pee-wee)” 2021
11”x14” acrylic on canvas

I animated this but the actual painting doesn’t talk. 😆
December 11, 2024 at 1:39 PM