David
@davidsvoyage.bsky.social
Wasps, Portugal Rugby, F1, Fremantle Dockers & BC Lions fan. Adventurer. Darwin Award winner in waiting. ALWAYS A WASP 🐝 Fuck the RFU!
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One day, someone might accidentally design a toaster that toasts evenly on both sides.
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
One day, someone might accidentally design a toaster that toasts evenly on both sides.
13-13, Rugby World Cup qualification on the line. Bad time to miss a side entry shoulder charge to the head...
Or very convenient for World Rugby...
Or very convenient for World Rugby...
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
13-13, Rugby World Cup qualification on the line. Bad time to miss a side entry shoulder charge to the head...
Or very convenient for World Rugby...
Or very convenient for World Rugby...
It's world pasta day so I've been working on a joke about lasagna. It's a bit cheesy but works on many levels.
October 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's world pasta day so I've been working on a joke about lasagna. It's a bit cheesy but works on many levels.
In the run up to the Canadian election, I saw a video clip of a life long New Democrat voter explaining why she was voting Liberal for the first time. She said that whilst she disagreed with a lot of Liberal policies, she could live with a government she had fundamental disagreementa with.
October 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
In the run up to the Canadian election, I saw a video clip of a life long New Democrat voter explaining why she was voting Liberal for the first time. She said that whilst she disagreed with a lot of Liberal policies, she could live with a government she had fundamental disagreementa with.
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Tories can't spell the name of the country they want to be in charge of:
October 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Tories can't spell the name of the country they want to be in charge of:
Fantastic day at Twickenham watching England win the Women's Rugby World Cup. And whilst Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Ed Davey have congratulated the team on social media, there's been radio silence from all 7 current and former Reform MPs... So much for patriotism!
September 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Fantastic day at Twickenham watching England win the Women's Rugby World Cup. And whilst Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Ed Davey have congratulated the team on social media, there's been radio silence from all 7 current and former Reform MPs... So much for patriotism!
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This modern trend of having your hair completely shaved off all around your ears and longish on top looks completely ridiculous to the point that I'm sure someone invented it as a wind-up.
September 21, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This modern trend of having your hair completely shaved off all around your ears and longish on top looks completely ridiculous to the point that I'm sure someone invented it as a wind-up.
I can't comprehend how disappointing it must be to be recruited by a spy agency and envisage a glamorous James Bond style life, only to them discover that you'll have to pose as an ordinary person from Grays...
news.sky.com/story/three-...
news.sky.com/story/three-...
Three arrested in Essex on suspicion of assisting Russian intelligence service
Two men and a woman have been arrested on suspicion of assisting the Russian intelligence service.
news.sky.com
September 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I can't comprehend how disappointing it must be to be recruited by a spy agency and envisage a glamorous James Bond style life, only to them discover that you'll have to pose as an ordinary person from Grays...
news.sky.com/story/three-...
news.sky.com/story/three-...
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Who better to comment on the dangers of creating division through irresponsible speculation than the man who started the Southport riots?
September 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Who better to comment on the dangers of creating division through irresponsible speculation than the man who started the Southport riots?
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To be fair, a corpse is a significant improvement on all of their past and present MPs...
To be fair, a corpse is a significant improvement on all of their past and present MPs...
Nigel Farage’s Reform UK select woman to run for mayor but 'make grave mistake'
Party bigwigs picked Sharon Carby as their candidate to become civic head of Croydon in south London then discovered she had died six months earlier
www.dailystar.co.uk
August 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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To be fair, a corpse is a significant improvement on all of their past and present MPs...
To be fair, a corpse is a significant improvement on all of their past and present MPs...
Nigel Farage not understanding how the criminal justice system works in this country I can get. He's a banker and has spent most of his life living and working in the EU, but I would have expected SYL would have a better idea how the criminal justice system works given how often hes been through it.
August 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Nigel Farage not understanding how the criminal justice system works in this country I can get. He's a banker and has spent most of his life living and working in the EU, but I would have expected SYL would have a better idea how the criminal justice system works given how often hes been through it.
If you ever feel like your job is pointless just remember someone gets paid to maintain a gym on Air Force One that is for Trump's personal use...
August 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you ever feel like your job is pointless just remember someone gets paid to maintain a gym on Air Force One that is for Trump's personal use...
They'll still come, but will be empty so they can reload with people desperate to leave the UK...
"Within two weeks you won't see a single migrant boat, they won't come," says Nigel Farage, on what he would do to stop small boat crossings.
Make a note of that one
Make a note of that one
August 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
They'll still come, but will be empty so they can reload with people desperate to leave the UK...
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How dare Peter Kyle insinuate that Nigel Farage would ever be on the side of a sexual predator and rapist.
July 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
How dare Peter Kyle insinuate that Nigel Farage would ever be on the side of a sexual predator and rapist.
Sold Beyonce a Chicken Nugget Happy Meal on my first day working at McDonald's (there was a BBC studio nearby)
July 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Sold Beyonce a Chicken Nugget Happy Meal on my first day working at McDonald's (there was a BBC studio nearby)
Can't believe it's been 3 years since I nearly got in a fight with a hungry raccoon over a KitKat...
July 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Can't believe it's been 3 years since I nearly got in a fight with a hungry raccoon over a KitKat...
Saw the #F1Movie last night. Many thoughts on it, not many of them good, but one thing I thought was in exceptionally bad taste, and haven't seen anyone else comment on it:
Pitt's character's backstory is that he was an up and coming racer in the 1990s before suffering a career ending back injury.
Pitt's character's backstory is that he was an up and coming racer in the 1990s before suffering a career ending back injury.
June 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Saw the #F1Movie last night. Many thoughts on it, not many of them good, but one thing I thought was in exceptionally bad taste, and haven't seen anyone else comment on it:
Pitt's character's backstory is that he was an up and coming racer in the 1990s before suffering a career ending back injury.
Pitt's character's backstory is that he was an up and coming racer in the 1990s before suffering a career ending back injury.
Zia Yusuf's principaled resignation from Reform UK lasted 0.0408 Trusses.
And now in the wake of the Zia Yusuf "un-resignation", Rupert Lowe is teasing the launch of his own alternative to Reform, while they continue to pitch themselves as the alternative to the Tories.
Does that make the Tories the alternative to Rupert Lowe? 🤔
Does that make the Tories the alternative to Rupert Lowe? 🤔
June 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Zia Yusuf's principaled resignation from Reform UK lasted 0.0408 Trusses.
Trump being in the Epstein files has to go down as one of the least surprising revelations ever.
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Trump being in the Epstein files has to go down as one of the least surprising revelations ever.
Haven't got the heart to tell him that the UK doesn't take part in the #Eurovision Semi Finals...
May 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Haven't got the heart to tell him that the UK doesn't take part in the #Eurovision Semi Finals...
This is one of the best comedy shows I've seen in a long time...
Coalition members in complete denial about how badly they've done.
youtube.com/live/vOTiJkg...
Coalition members in complete denial about how badly they've done.
youtube.com/live/vOTiJkg...
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May 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
This is one of the best comedy shows I've seen in a long time...
Coalition members in complete denial about how badly they've done.
youtube.com/live/vOTiJkg...
Coalition members in complete denial about how badly they've done.
youtube.com/live/vOTiJkg...
Temu Trump Syndrome takes down another MAGA style opposition leader. Australia this time.
May 3, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Temu Trump Syndrome takes down another MAGA style opposition leader. Australia this time.
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I just sent a message to Donald Trump to congratulate him on single-handedly winning the election for Mark Carney and the Liberal Party.😀
April 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I just sent a message to Donald Trump to congratulate him on single-handedly winning the election for Mark Carney and the Liberal Party.😀
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This aged well
April 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This aged well