Once again, elementary school staff are standing up to ICE while the wealthiest, most powerful universities in the country meekly hand students over to anyone who shows up in black balaclavas and an unmarked car

And coal. And iPhone screws plant.

Perfect GIF, Trevor. Go Spurs!

Stanley has had health issues. I think he’s smart enough to get shots. And definitely agree about Oscar.

Andy probably gets his advice from RFK Jr. so he “vaccinated” with cod liver oil.

You failed, Chuck. Resign.

“When my kid was one we totally covered his stroller with a paper mache Back to the Future Delorean! Maybe we could do something like that with the Beast…?”

I had to stop at the photo because I was thrown off by his lack of blue sport coat.

The food service worker with the melted face would be the lead plaintiff

I’d like to think Wes Mendell was invited back to do the cold open — dark stage, lone spotlight, welcoming everyone to the studio that he first coined as “the Paris Opera House of Comedy.”

As a friend of mine just put it “Chuck Schumer is not a wartime consigliere.”

And Siegel and Shuster were from Cleveland!!!!

Dear NY Times, we did it first. Sincerely, The Columbia Spectator

I know you're kidding and all, but I personally would KILL for the equivalent of The Penguin set in the Batman '66 universe. Like, just a show about Alfred trying to keep Aunt Harriet from snooping around Bruce's office or Chief O'Hara hanging out at the Gotham City cop bar after work...

Thank you for sharing, Eric!!!!