davidpm
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After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
December 31, 2024 at 2:05 PM
After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
If you start Titanic tonight at exactly 9:47:15, you’ll ring in the new year as that one guy slams into the propeller as the ship sinks, the perfect metaphor for how 2025 is probably going to go.
December 31, 2024 at 9:31 PM
If you start Titanic tonight at exactly 9:47:15, you’ll ring in the new year as that one guy slams into the propeller as the ship sinks, the perfect metaphor for how 2025 is probably going to go.
Can we all agree that the week between Christmas and New Year’s is a liminal state of anarchy—where rules don’t apply, calories don’t count, and pants are optional? Time is meaningless, leftovers are infinite, and pajamas are the official uniform.
December 26, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Can we all agree that the week between Christmas and New Year’s is a liminal state of anarchy—where rules don’t apply, calories don’t count, and pants are optional? Time is meaningless, leftovers are infinite, and pajamas are the official uniform.
The post christmas hangover is real. so is the alcohol hangover. They're different but the same.
December 26, 2024 at 2:45 PM
The post christmas hangover is real. so is the alcohol hangover. They're different but the same.
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Guess who wants this photo banned from the internet? Please like and repost! 😉😘
December 26, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Guess who wants this photo banned from the internet? Please like and repost! 😉😘
One of my favorite parts of peeling an orange is pulling out the little butt plug.
December 25, 2024 at 11:55 PM
One of my favorite parts of peeling an orange is pulling out the little butt plug.
This is for the dads. If you're not a dad, you can keep scrolling.
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Hey! This is a reminder that your wife's stocking isn't a decoration. Go buy some shit for that thing.
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Hey! This is a reminder that your wife's stocking isn't a decoration. Go buy some shit for that thing.
December 23, 2024 at 8:13 PM
This is for the dads. If you're not a dad, you can keep scrolling.
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Hey! This is a reminder that your wife's stocking isn't a decoration. Go buy some shit for that thing.
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Hey! This is a reminder that your wife's stocking isn't a decoration. Go buy some shit for that thing.
"Why is there so much traffic today?", I say, as I am actively traffic.
December 23, 2024 at 5:09 PM
"Why is there so much traffic today?", I say, as I am actively traffic.
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Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
Are gingerbread houses made of flesh or are gingerbread people made of house?
December 22, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Are gingerbread houses made of flesh or are gingerbread people made of house?
You know you're a millennial when you have to pause your holiday drinking game for a group round of Tums.
December 22, 2024 at 3:22 PM
You know you're a millennial when you have to pause your holiday drinking game for a group round of Tums.
First day of winter break with a 3 year old and 5 year old. I'm not gonna make it.
December 21, 2024 at 4:34 PM
First day of winter break with a 3 year old and 5 year old. I'm not gonna make it.
December 20, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 10:38 PM
"Snow's Gentle Silence" #AIArt #StableDiffusion
December 20, 2024 at 8:11 PM
"Snow's Gentle Silence" #AIArt #StableDiffusion
Costco is a hellscape of Black Friday madness but people are being chaotic over toilet paper instead of a flat screen TV.
December 20, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Costco is a hellscape of Black Friday madness but people are being chaotic over toilet paper instead of a flat screen TV.
This is the science we really need.
December 20, 2024 at 3:16 PM
This is the science we really need.
Should I write this D&D one shot?
Strahd corrupts Rudolph and the other reindeer to lead his sleigh of dread, kidnapping Santa to spread darkness beyond Barovia. Can your party save Christmas? #DnD #HolidayOneShot
Strahd corrupts Rudolph and the other reindeer to lead his sleigh of dread, kidnapping Santa to spread darkness beyond Barovia. Can your party save Christmas? #DnD #HolidayOneShot
December 19, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Should I write this D&D one shot?
Strahd corrupts Rudolph and the other reindeer to lead his sleigh of dread, kidnapping Santa to spread darkness beyond Barovia. Can your party save Christmas? #DnD #HolidayOneShot
Strahd corrupts Rudolph and the other reindeer to lead his sleigh of dread, kidnapping Santa to spread darkness beyond Barovia. Can your party save Christmas? #DnD #HolidayOneShot
"Singularity in a Cup" #AIArt #StableDiffusion
December 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
"Singularity in a Cup" #AIArt #StableDiffusion
One of the most trying moments of fatherhood is allowing your 5 year old to pour their own milk because how else are they gonna learn how but also impending disaster.
December 18, 2024 at 11:52 PM
One of the most trying moments of fatherhood is allowing your 5 year old to pour their own milk because how else are they gonna learn how but also impending disaster.
How I wake up every morning forever.
December 18, 2024 at 12:30 PM
How I wake up every morning forever.
Is it weird to anyone else that health insurance doesn't cover eyes and teeth? It's such arbitrary exclusions. "We'll cover your whole body except these specific 30 bones and the two gel balls in your head."
December 18, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Is it weird to anyone else that health insurance doesn't cover eyes and teeth? It's such arbitrary exclusions. "We'll cover your whole body except these specific 30 bones and the two gel balls in your head."