I remember describing Bazooka as being a choice between brilliantly awful or awfully brilliant. Chicken roulette is better.

Hot mic? On a non-live broadcast?

Here is Bernardo Silva's position for a goal which was awarded last season, for the same offence for which Andy Robertson was penalised. The referee was the same as today.

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Has been happening in other DAZN regions for a few months now, it was only a matter of time. That Sapporo is able to advertise also reminds me how strange it is that the J.League doesn't have a beer / beverage partner.

A good and long life for a dog means a very good human. Sorry for your loss, Edgar looks like he was one of the best boys.

It is going to be iconically awful. Or awfully iconic. Or ironically, iconically awful. Or awfully, ironically iconic. Or awfully, iconically ironic.

I hate myself for knowing I'll have to make a decision.

Sliwa is a local boy, conservative, riding on 1980s nostalgia and popularity. Aston Villa.

Cuomo. Wealthy, used to win things, descended from greatness which he could only love to emulate, but snared by scandals and widely disliked even by his own supporters. West Ham.

It is, but it hasn't been reported quite correctly. Real can't come to Anfield next season, but the fixture would be permitted if Real were drawn as the home team.

Just needs to play against the best wingers in the world at the start of the season, obviously.

Four times.