davidorlo
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I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops
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The trouble is your shenanigans cause brouhahas.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The trouble is your shenanigans cause brouhahas.
No Donny can step in the same brook twice, for the second time it is not the same brook, and he has grown to insist on being called Donald.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
No Donny can step in the same brook twice, for the second time it is not the same brook, and he has grown to insist on being called Donald.
“The Sleeper Awakens” “The Voice from the Outer World” — these could totally apply to King Bran
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“The Sleeper Awakens” “The Voice from the Outer World” — these could totally apply to King Bran
While Asimov would be a good name for a boundary-ignoring sex pest of a teddy bear itself, the BDSM part means he wouldn’t have written the headline; thus, anyone who quibbles with my choice of “Dick” does so without foundation.
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
While Asimov would be a good name for a boundary-ignoring sex pest of a teddy bear itself, the BDSM part means he wouldn’t have written the headline; thus, anyone who quibbles with my choice of “Dick” does so without foundation.
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You can't even call for executions anymore because of woke
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You can't even call for executions anymore because of woke
“The suspect is asleep!”
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“The suspect is asleep!”
There are definitely some evil people who are not stupid, but a helluva lot of them are.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
There are definitely some evil people who are not stupid, but a helluva lot of them are.
Like the guy who, applying for a Target credit card (this was in the 2000s) used the phone number and address of the person he was impersonating on the lines requiring those. He didn’t have her email address. Got caught because he put his own email on the application. Email address was optional.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Like the guy who, applying for a Target credit card (this was in the 2000s) used the phone number and address of the person he was impersonating on the lines requiring those. He didn’t have her email address. Got caught because he put his own email on the application. Email address was optional.
I bet there’s a bunch of crooks with moderate intelligence who are making a pretty good living and will never get caught simply because they’re not impressively stupid
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I bet there’s a bunch of crooks with moderate intelligence who are making a pretty good living and will never get caught simply because they’re not impressively stupid
My opinion, after doing a month of grand jury service in Manhattan, is that the intelligence to be considered a mastermind criminal genius is an IQ of about 110. Every indictment we heard, save maybe one, was the result of impressive stupidity on the part of the defendant.
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My opinion, after doing a month of grand jury service in Manhattan, is that the intelligence to be considered a mastermind criminal genius is an IQ of about 110. Every indictment we heard, save maybe one, was the result of impressive stupidity on the part of the defendant.
All the worst things I’ve ever experienced have been at the hands of members of my immediate family, and these things were not trivial, minor, or rare. Some people think the fact that it was my family makes it better, rather than worse, which is idiotic and maddening.
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
All the worst things I’ve ever experienced have been at the hands of members of my immediate family, and these things were not trivial, minor, or rare. Some people think the fact that it was my family makes it better, rather than worse, which is idiotic and maddening.
This is Jamie McKelvie’s Reverse Centaur, which is the only biblically accurate reverse (or anti-) centaur.
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This is Jamie McKelvie’s Reverse Centaur, which is the only biblically accurate reverse (or anti-) centaur.
Yeah, another great political innovation of the 19th century! Maybe it’ll stick around this time.
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Yeah, another great political innovation of the 19th century! Maybe it’ll stick around this time.
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It has no arms, and you know what that means?
The centaur cannot hold.
The centaur cannot hold.
August 19, 2024 at 9:09 PM
It has no arms, and you know what that means?
The centaur cannot hold.
The centaur cannot hold.
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this is what the knights in chess are
August 17, 2023 at 10:16 PM
this is what the knights in chess are
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a) How can it possibly be that this is not a kink I have heard of.
b) Now the front-runner for my next tattoo.
b) Now the front-runner for my next tattoo.
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
a) How can it possibly be that this is not a kink I have heard of.
b) Now the front-runner for my next tattoo.
b) Now the front-runner for my next tattoo.
a) How can it possibly be that this is not a kink I have heard of.
b) Now the front-runner for my next tattoo.
b) Now the front-runner for my next tattoo.
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
a) How can it possibly be that this is not a kink I have heard of.
b) Now the front-runner for my next tattoo.
b) Now the front-runner for my next tattoo.