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I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The music he wrote for this is not my favorite of his music, but certainly illustrative.

Though it probably cost more than 1 guitar + 1 cheapo screwdriver

Glenn Branca, double-bodied harmonics guitar
September 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What the Apple fuck.

I was just searching for a perfectly normal Breeders song!
July 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Me, patiently waiting for the Betty White entry:
July 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
July 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. ”Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, superhero, or Matrix
June 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
if you see this, post an image you saved just because it made laugh
June 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Thick thighs save hives!
June 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A Thulsa Doom prequel, CONAN THE BARBARIAN meets WICKED but not a musical. Probably. Even though “Contemplate This On the Tree of Woe” would be a great title for a song and dance number.
June 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
2 unhandleably high agency males, sometime before going at it in a directly phallocentric manner
June 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it
June 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Goddamnit Warby Parker
June 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“The Nixon who entered China in 1972 was not the one we sent back.”

—Marshall Brickman, “Simon” (1980)
June 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I suggested this in 2017, damnit! I want a prize! Or a White House job!
May 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
And of course the worst, most evil thing about cassette tapes:
May 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
May 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Not good at selfies, but I have seen your skills. Feel free to make me a
Muppet in a non-Muppet situation instead!
May 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Everybody’s like “Oh, JD Vance” keeps going to Italy for popes but it’s actually just for the food

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May 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Spotted last night on the south side of the plaza with the Bull statue in Durham NC. Is John Carpenter on Bluesky? Can someone make sure he sees this, if the creator(s) didn’t send him some gratis as thanks? I have no idea who did this or when. #bullcity #durham
May 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
remove a letter, ruin a movie
May 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.

Adlands
May 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
No word on which date will be memorialized as “Victory Day for Senior Championship at Trump International Golf Club,” as the President has many such dates to choose from, including those which have not yet happened.
May 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
With apologies to Pooh for the spelling error
April 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
US citizens shouldn’t serve their sentences in foreign prisons! Well…mostly.
April 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Post a warning.
March 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM