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One is the world’s worst president. The other is a convicted felon.

Here’s hoping another country invades to save us.
February 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
DEI is not a threat. It is a gift. — Alicia Keys
February 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A mile-deep volcano off the US west coast that could erupt this year.

A football field-sized asteroid on a collision course with Earth.

This is how it ends.
February 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
He could have slept through this and I would have been more comforted. Fucking idiot.
January 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Are idiots idiots until the day they die? Or do they outgrow it at some advanced age?
January 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hands over your hearts. Unless you’re the dipshit. Then, just stand there rubbing your belly hoping for a snack.
January 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
For Christmas this year, I just wanna be a billionaire.
December 25, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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On December 6, 1865, the Thirteenth Amendment abolished slavery in the U.S. As we reflect on this dark chapter, we’re reminded that the fight for justice and equality continues today.

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13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution: Abolition of Slavery (1865)
EnlargeDownload Link Citation: The House Joint Resolution Proposing the 13th Amendment to the Constitution, January 31, 1865; Enrolled Acts and Resolutions of Congress, 1789-1999; General Records of t...
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December 6, 2024 at 9:19 PM
How am I supposed to log back into work after lunch when every other living being in this house is napping?!
December 6, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Watching this clip from Oprah in 1987 shows this country hasn’t changed one bit.
December 1, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I could do with 80% less Fallon on my TV. 📺 #MeNoLikey
November 30, 2024 at 9:12 PM
How does Old Dominion keep winning awards. I only ever hear about them on awards shows.
November 21, 2024 at 11:27 PM