One is the world’s worst president. The other is a convicted felon.

Here’s hoping another country invades to save us.

He could have slept through this and I would have been more comforted. Fucking idiot.

Hands over your hearts. Unless you’re the dipshit. Then, just stand there rubbing your belly hoping for a snack.

For Christmas this year, I just wanna be a billionaire.

Watching this clip from Oprah in 1987 shows this country hasn’t changed one bit.