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the hulkster www.youtube.com/shorts/-_e7J...
IT’S NOT HOT!!
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July 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
the hulkster www.youtube.com/shorts/-_e7J...
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The difference between this and Nazi propaganda against Jews is that this is AI-generated.
June 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The difference between this and Nazi propaganda against Jews is that this is AI-generated.
girl in front of me at 7-11 had her bf on facetime, and was showing him the different slurpee flavors so he could pick which ones to mix together. so, love is still real, if anyone was wondering
June 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
girl in front of me at 7-11 had her bf on facetime, and was showing him the different slurpee flavors so he could pick which ones to mix together. so, love is still real, if anyone was wondering
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eric adams receiving the phone call and glumly returning back to what he was doing - standing outside and getting shocked by lightning hundreds of thousands of times over and over
June 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
eric adams receiving the phone call and glumly returning back to what he was doing - standing outside and getting shocked by lightning hundreds of thousands of times over and over
I am watching Captain America 4, and if this is how actual humans are going to write movies, just let AI do it because this is embarrassing
June 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I am watching Captain America 4, and if this is how actual humans are going to write movies, just let AI do it because this is embarrassing
contemplating the vastness of the outdoors and the twittering of the birds
June 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
contemplating the vastness of the outdoors and the twittering of the birds
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She almost made it out of her pen before falling completely asleep
November 12, 2024 at 6:19 PM
She almost made it out of her pen before falling completely asleep
'Fear Street: Prom Queen' is fine, but "We've been going out for two months. I know her better than anyone" is a perfect line
May 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
'Fear Street: Prom Queen' is fine, but "We've been going out for two months. I know her better than anyone" is a perfect line
an uneasy momentary peace, the air filled with the sound of intense chewing noises
May 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
an uneasy momentary peace, the air filled with the sound of intense chewing noises
Every other Star Wars thing should be *ashamed* at how good Andor is
May 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Every other Star Wars thing should be *ashamed* at how good Andor is
this can work if the Doubting Thomas sequence is 45 minutes of Thomas thoroughly probing the wounds of the Lord complete with ASMR-style sound efffects
‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2’ has been officially titled…
‘THE RESURRECTION OF CHRIST’
‘THE RESURRECTION OF CHRIST’
May 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
this can work if the Doubting Thomas sequence is 45 minutes of Thomas thoroughly probing the wounds of the Lord complete with ASMR-style sound efffects
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Gentle reminder that the world has billions of people who are all capable of making our own bad decisions, and India and Pakistan going to war cannot be blamed on Trump or Israel or whoever else is your go-to villain.
Unless your go-to villain is the British. You can absolutely blame the British.
Unless your go-to villain is the British. You can absolutely blame the British.
May 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Gentle reminder that the world has billions of people who are all capable of making our own bad decisions, and India and Pakistan going to war cannot be blamed on Trump or Israel or whoever else is your go-to villain.
Unless your go-to villain is the British. You can absolutely blame the British.
Unless your go-to villain is the British. You can absolutely blame the British.
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"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.
May 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.
How have They Might Be Giants never written a song about siphonophorae
May 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
How have They Might Be Giants never written a song about siphonophorae
"...Be cunning and full of tricks, and your people shall never be destroyed."
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www.earth.com/news/omiltem...
Omiltemi rabbit comes back to life after 120 years without a trace
The Omiltemi rabbit, which had been missing for 120 years, has been rediscovered in the Sierra Madre del Sur.
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April 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"...Be cunning and full of tricks, and your people shall never be destroyed."
www.earth.com/news/omiltem...
www.earth.com/news/omiltem...
elon musk is who elliot rodger would have turned into if he'd won all those lotto tickets
April 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
elon musk is who elliot rodger would have turned into if he'd won all those lotto tickets
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12 Dem Senators and 48 Dem House members voted for the Laken Riley Act—allowing US Govt to deport immigrants on the mere accusation of a crime.
As you see those 60 Dems complain about Mahmoud Khalil, Rumeysa Ozturk, or Kilmar Abrego Garcia, among many more—please know they enabled this fascism.
As you see those 60 Dems complain about Mahmoud Khalil, Rumeysa Ozturk, or Kilmar Abrego Garcia, among many more—please know they enabled this fascism.
April 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
12 Dem Senators and 48 Dem House members voted for the Laken Riley Act—allowing US Govt to deport immigrants on the mere accusation of a crime.
As you see those 60 Dems complain about Mahmoud Khalil, Rumeysa Ozturk, or Kilmar Abrego Garcia, among many more—please know they enabled this fascism.
As you see those 60 Dems complain about Mahmoud Khalil, Rumeysa Ozturk, or Kilmar Abrego Garcia, among many more—please know they enabled this fascism.
I go to see the doctor, tell him I'm depressed. Says he has the cure -- treatment is simple. Says go to the desert. Says there's a tortoise on its back, baking in the hot son. Wants to know why I'm not helping it. But doctor, I say. Let me tell you about my mother.
April 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I go to see the doctor, tell him I'm depressed. Says he has the cure -- treatment is simple. Says go to the desert. Says there's a tortoise on its back, baking in the hot son. Wants to know why I'm not helping it. But doctor, I say. Let me tell you about my mother.
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Gilmore Girls The Masters
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Rory growing increasingly worse as the show progresses
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Rory growing increasingly worse as the show progresses
April 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Gilmore Girls The Masters
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Rory growing increasingly worse as the show progresses
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Rory growing increasingly worse as the show progresses
There are occasions where my wife has told me I was right about something, but I have read Steinbeck's The Pearl, and know the power of rare and destructive wealth; I cast such boons back into the sea
April 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
There are occasions where my wife has told me I was right about something, but I have read Steinbeck's The Pearl, and know the power of rare and destructive wealth; I cast such boons back into the sea
either someone just starts kneecapping these two-bit motherfuckers at the door, or literally the whole country is going to burn. but, you know, decorum and all that.
BREAKING — DOGE will descend upon Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) buildings tomorrow, an agency source tells me.
FDIC is responsible for insuring all commercial/personal US bank accounts for up to $250k and regulating banks. Scary in light of Trump’s manipulation of markets this week.
FDIC is responsible for insuring all commercial/personal US bank accounts for up to $250k and regulating banks. Scary in light of Trump’s manipulation of markets this week.
April 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
either someone just starts kneecapping these two-bit motherfuckers at the door, or literally the whole country is going to burn. but, you know, decorum and all that.
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In the X-Files episode “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose,” a serial killer keeps going to psychics to ask them why he is murdering people. And finally Clyde gives him the answer: because he’s a homicidal maniac.
Sometimes the simplest answers explain everything.
Sometimes the simplest answers explain everything.
April 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
In the X-Files episode “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose,” a serial killer keeps going to psychics to ask them why he is murdering people. And finally Clyde gives him the answer: because he’s a homicidal maniac.
Sometimes the simplest answers explain everything.
Sometimes the simplest answers explain everything.
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Dropping a major identity thing on your parents once a year keeps them humble and reminds them you are in control of your own life
April 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Dropping a major identity thing on your parents once a year keeps them humble and reminds them you are in control of your own life
