david.b
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Oohh so this explains why my cool nephews are always saying "oh that guy totally declaims about Poe's raven"
June 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Oohh so this explains why my cool nephews are always saying "oh that guy totally declaims about Poe's raven"
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"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.
May 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.
lush fuckin rules man
I swear by their shampoo and toothy tabs
I swear by their shampoo and toothy tabs
April 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
lush fuckin rules man
I swear by their shampoo and toothy tabs
I swear by their shampoo and toothy tabs
I honestly wasn't sure if he was praising or criticizing himself; "not provocative" is a wonderful self-own
April 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I honestly wasn't sure if he was praising or criticizing himself; "not provocative" is a wonderful self-own