David Ash
davidash.bsky.social
David Ash
@davidash.bsky.social
(He/Him) Father, husband and programmer, sometimes writer. Sentient computer program pretending to be human. Autistic and always collecting data. #cisIsNotaSlur
You think someone would do that? Refuse to understand you're making a joke on the internet? Why the very idea is preposterous.
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Gentile coming in peace with genuine question. Is this just a result of the fact that a lot of people assume certain names are Jewish when really they're like, Polish or German?
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I would challenge any AI believer to name one job that AI can actually do better than humans. They CAN do a lot of jobs, but I've yet to see any job they actually do better. It's all about cost reduction to them. They'd rather pay 75% less for 25% worse because it's only worse for us.
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM
"Jobs give people meaning" sounds like the kind of nonsense capitalists make up to keep us all working. Life gives people meaning. Creating art, spending time with people, enjoying life. Those give people meaning. "jobs give people meaning" is a trauma response to living under capitalism.
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
What do you think a good coach should do in this situation? With 1 day off after a game like that? Let them rest or make them practice to work on details? Or something in between?
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I'm guessing this is why sensory deprivation tanks work. Because when the water is the same temperature as your skin you literally can't feel it.
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Reposted by David Ash
Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't.

www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
Find Your Local Food Bank | Feeding America
Find the Feeding America member food bank nearest you. Over 200 member food banks can connect you with free food, food pantries, soup kitchens, and mobile pantries in your community.
www.feedingamerica.org
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Yea I have a mostly-unused author email and I got like 7 emails claiming to be various authors wanting to "connect and talk about our work". Careful out there ya'll.
October 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Your cops are facing the wrong direction, JB. They should be protecting the citizens they swore to serve.
October 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Reposted by David Ash
@govpritzker.illinois.gov owns every arrest and act of violence against protesters this morning. He is aiding and abetting Operation Midway Blitz by allowing state cops to do this. He tells us to film ICE. His cops have shoved me around for filming this morning.
October 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov owns every arrest and act of violence against protesters this morning. He is aiding and abetting Operation Midway Blitz by allowing state cops to do this. He tells us to film ICE. His cops have shoved me around for filming this morning.
October 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Blocking you now. I guess you'd be happier if we just let the brown shirts do their thing and harass brown people without any repercussions. Fuck off.
October 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM