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David Murphy
@david-murphy.bsky.social
Autistic, diabetic, sarcastic, puntastic, liberal democratic, trying to be more Christocentric, running out of words ending in ic

Also @davidmurphy on twitter and DavidMurphyBFS on Threads
Ian Paisley Senior or Ian Paisley Junior? One of those is a much worse bunting.

Also, if you're going for a Paisleyite theme, surely the correct decorations would be a Major Ronald Bunting?

(You might need to Google Major R Bunting. I'll see myself out)
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Reposted by David Murphy
...an excuse to trot out the Finest* Joke Of All Time

Q: What runs up and down Coronation Street laughing?

A: Hyena Sharples

(*I will not be entering into correspondence at this time)
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Failing that, perhaps another Christian denomination may be able to accommodate our brothers and sisters. I appreciate that December is a busy time in church buildings, but there's almost certainly somewhere suitable.
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Reposted by David Murphy
Aside from the negative human impacts, this whole package of policy announcements is going to make the system even more complicated than it is now. The longer the policy is in place, the more reviews the Home Office will need to do - in 15 years time there will be 15 years of reviews being done
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM