So, if they’re moving off TV and streaming it for free anyway, how about they let struggling movie theaters screen it for free and charge admission/make money on concessions? If there’s ever an event meant to put focus on theaters, this has to be the biggest one, right?

Every day it’s something else that forces us to decide between calling out horrible behavior/messaging and not feeding the childish, moronic, destructive, attention-hungry beast. Suffice to say Rob Reiner lived any given week with more dignity and grace than the other guy has shown his entire life.

After careful research and field testing I may have unlocked what may be the biggest conundrum of these modern times.

It turns out that if a kid looks at you and says “Six seven!” and an adult yells back “Thirteen!” it LITERALLY BREAKS THEIR BRAIN.

I encourage all to collect more data.

I want to host a spinoff of Hot Ones called Cold Ones, where my guests and I eat progressively colder scoops of ice cream.

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Hello, in case you were wondering about this: because false positives are so common and prostate cancers tend to grow very slowly, doctors do not usually recommend prostate cancer screening for men over 70.

I predict a shift in typefaces where the current lowercase l is replaced by a mini version of the uppercase L similar to how the lowercase s is a mini version of the uppercase S.

It’s the only damn way we’ll finally know whether someone is talking about Artificial Intelligence or someone named AL.

Zepbound sounds like the title of a independent dark horse contender for Best Picture at the Oscars.

Of course I’ll follow back. Because so real.

#becausesoreal

Maybe this time they decided to do the documentaries first and the failed festival second?

I really like @bsky.app. My only complaint is that all of the people I have loved connecting with and/or following on Facebook, Twitter, etc., aren’t here (yet).

Somebody needs to create a tool to scrape all my SM connections and give me an easy, non-invasive way to entice them to migrate here.

Every time I come on here I’m more impressed with, grateful for, and inspired by everything @alexwinter.com is doing on this platform.

This is 11 years old.

Seemed way easier back then to come up with a silly idea, write a script, and assemble an amazing collection of super talented local friends who knew exactly how to make it a reality.

I miss those days.

Maybe I should dust off those old scripts…

youtu.be/r0trSA5b_cI?...

I totally missed the boat on the amazing Leo Sayer. I liked him when I was a little kid, but his stuff was cordoned off to Easy Listening Land while I was exploring rock, rap, & other pop genres. This one song alone earns him a spot in my all time great live performances: youtu.be/O6gEkfwozhE?...

Sponsored by @lincolnproject.us?

The only way I’d be OK with that stupid 25% tariff on Canadian imports is if it were limited solely to Ron Sexsmith tweets.

So, what do we call posts on here? I’m inclined to call them tweets.

I think it’d make specific people mad if this place stole that naming convention which is hilarious to me, and twitter should have never gone away to begin with.

Thoughts?

If you replace “release documents detailing serious crimes powerful people have committed” with “give free food to hungry people” you’ll see how lame that whole tit-for-tat threat really is.

THREAD: A bunch of years ago I did a play called Shameless at the Producers Club in NYC. Great people involved. Made some friends I've kept to this day. During one performance I spotted someone sitting in the house out of the corner of my eye. 1/

If nothing else, this place feels super homey, like visiting an old friend... except almost all my old friends are still on the other apps and I'm too lazy to figure out how to find them on here so it's not like that at all.

#notsureifhashtagsworkonhere