Mr. Cellophane
@davepayntrumpet.bsky.social
Easdale Island's Invisible Man.
Well whaddya know....
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The Trump Mobile T1 Phone is not made in America, specs quietly changed
The phone's official page no longer claims that it is built in the US. Not unexpected, but it's strange that the screen dimensions changed and the launch got pushed back.
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June 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Well whaddya know....
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Where do we start?
Sooty and Sweep
Crystal Tipps and Alistair
Roobarb and Custard
The Chuckle Brothers…..
Christ, even Noel Bloody Edmonds and Mr. Blobby!
Sooty and Sweep
Crystal Tipps and Alistair
Roobarb and Custard
The Chuckle Brothers…..
Christ, even Noel Bloody Edmonds and Mr. Blobby!
May 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Where do we start?
Sooty and Sweep
Crystal Tipps and Alistair
Roobarb and Custard
The Chuckle Brothers…..
Christ, even Noel Bloody Edmonds and Mr. Blobby!
Sooty and Sweep
Crystal Tipps and Alistair
Roobarb and Custard
The Chuckle Brothers…..
Christ, even Noel Bloody Edmonds and Mr. Blobby!
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; Gary Lineker "could not keep quiet" - by which the BBC mean that he DARED to have the humanity to oppose the Israeli genocide in Gaza and refused to be silenced by a broadcaster intent on whitewashing war crimes & throwing out accusations of "anti-semetism" at anyone who refuses to toe the line. 🙄
May 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
; Gary Lineker "could not keep quiet" - by which the BBC mean that he DARED to have the humanity to oppose the Israeli genocide in Gaza and refused to be silenced by a broadcaster intent on whitewashing war crimes & throwing out accusations of "anti-semetism" at anyone who refuses to toe the line. 🙄
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And while we're on the subject of music, a Hungarian expression for commenting on the quality of someone’s singing is erotikus a hangod, bassza a fülem. It means “your voice is erotic, it fucks my ears”
April 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And while we're on the subject of music, a Hungarian expression for commenting on the quality of someone’s singing is erotikus a hangod, bassza a fülem. It means “your voice is erotic, it fucks my ears”
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He was okay trying on the first shirt, but injured himself with the second. Shouldn't have gone double tops
April 9, 2025 at 10:26 AM
He was okay trying on the first shirt, but injured himself with the second. Shouldn't have gone double tops
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Phrases about trying to give advice to someone who knows more about it than you, from five languages.
That’s like trying to teach…
5. Grandma to suck eggs (English)
4. A crocodile to swim (Thai)
3. An eagle to fly (Russian)
2. A leopard how to climb a tree (Kikuyu)
1. Your father to fuck (Finnish)
That’s like trying to teach…
5. Grandma to suck eggs (English)
4. A crocodile to swim (Thai)
3. An eagle to fly (Russian)
2. A leopard how to climb a tree (Kikuyu)
1. Your father to fuck (Finnish)
April 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Phrases about trying to give advice to someone who knows more about it than you, from five languages.
That’s like trying to teach…
5. Grandma to suck eggs (English)
4. A crocodile to swim (Thai)
3. An eagle to fly (Russian)
2. A leopard how to climb a tree (Kikuyu)
1. Your father to fuck (Finnish)
That’s like trying to teach…
5. Grandma to suck eggs (English)
4. A crocodile to swim (Thai)
3. An eagle to fly (Russian)
2. A leopard how to climb a tree (Kikuyu)
1. Your father to fuck (Finnish)
'Come over to Bluesky', they said. 'It's better', they said. I have hundreds of followers yet I feel like I'm talking into a void (hence the handle change). Time to go.
January 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
'Come over to Bluesky', they said. 'It's better', they said. I have hundreds of followers yet I feel like I'm talking into a void (hence the handle change). Time to go.
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I don’t know why people find Dry January hard. Mine is going great. So far today I’ve had 3 glasses of dry white wine, 2 pints of dry cider and a dry martini.
January 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I don’t know why people find Dry January hard. Mine is going great. So far today I’ve had 3 glasses of dry white wine, 2 pints of dry cider and a dry martini.
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Elon really did say that to them.
December 31, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Elon really did say that to them.
Well, speaking for myself, 2024 can go fuck itself. At the moment, I'm not sure 2025 is going to get off to a great start either. I still hope that we can all have a much more peaceful year.
December 31, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Well, speaking for myself, 2024 can go fuck itself. At the moment, I'm not sure 2025 is going to get off to a great start either. I still hope that we can all have a much more peaceful year.
##uxbridgeenglishdictionary Selfie - that which eBay charges to flog your stuff
December 26, 2024 at 1:41 PM
##uxbridgeenglishdictionary Selfie - that which eBay charges to flog your stuff
##uxbridgeenglishdictionary Pecan - emergency toilet
Putin - see Pecan
Putin - see Pecan
December 26, 2024 at 1:37 PM
##uxbridgeenglishdictionary Pecan - emergency toilet
Putin - see Pecan
Putin - see Pecan
#uxbridgeenglishdictionary Palmolive - Foreplay for Popeye
December 26, 2024 at 1:36 PM
#uxbridgeenglishdictionary Palmolive - Foreplay for Popeye
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Gonzo’s “And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die” is one of the great line readings.
December 24, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Gonzo’s “And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die” is one of the great line readings.
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How can anyone support the AfD?! Yet Musk and Vance do. Repulsive.
December 21, 2024 at 10:34 PM
How can anyone support the AfD?! Yet Musk and Vance do. Repulsive.
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My favourite example of nominative determinism is the window cleaner called Mr Bitt. Followed closely by the two authors of a paper on the urethral syndrome called J Splatt and D Weedon.
December 19, 2024 at 11:15 AM
My favourite example of nominative determinism is the window cleaner called Mr Bitt. Followed closely by the two authors of a paper on the urethral syndrome called J Splatt and D Weedon.
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During World War 1, fighting temporarily ceased in the trenches for Christmas and some German troops put up a sign meaning God with us – GOTT MIT UNS. The British troops then crawled across no-man’s land and wrote their own message on the German sign – WE GOT MITTENS TOO
December 22, 2024 at 10:55 AM
During World War 1, fighting temporarily ceased in the trenches for Christmas and some German troops put up a sign meaning God with us – GOTT MIT UNS. The British troops then crawled across no-man’s land and wrote their own message on the German sign – WE GOT MITTENS TOO
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For those of you searching for a last-minute Christmas gift for your pet, why not take inspiration from Elton John, who last Christmas bought his pet rabbit a state-of-the-art treadmill?
It's a little fit bunny
It's a little fit bunny
December 21, 2024 at 2:30 PM
For those of you searching for a last-minute Christmas gift for your pet, why not take inspiration from Elton John, who last Christmas bought his pet rabbit a state-of-the-art treadmill?
It's a little fit bunny
It's a little fit bunny
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A list of famous people with festive names…
Jon Snow
Holly Hunter
Spruce Willis
Oprah Wintery
Michael Baublé
Samuel Elf Jackson
A-wreather Franklin
Misteltobey Maguire
Amy Mulled Winehouse
Snoop Dogg-Is-For-Life-Not-Just-For-Christmas
Jon Snow
Holly Hunter
Spruce Willis
Oprah Wintery
Michael Baublé
Samuel Elf Jackson
A-wreather Franklin
Misteltobey Maguire
Amy Mulled Winehouse
Snoop Dogg-Is-For-Life-Not-Just-For-Christmas
December 21, 2024 at 10:08 AM
A list of famous people with festive names…
Jon Snow
Holly Hunter
Spruce Willis
Oprah Wintery
Michael Baublé
Samuel Elf Jackson
A-wreather Franklin
Misteltobey Maguire
Amy Mulled Winehouse
Snoop Dogg-Is-For-Life-Not-Just-For-Christmas
Jon Snow
Holly Hunter
Spruce Willis
Oprah Wintery
Michael Baublé
Samuel Elf Jackson
A-wreather Franklin
Misteltobey Maguire
Amy Mulled Winehouse
Snoop Dogg-Is-For-Life-Not-Just-For-Christmas
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A list of sorely missed Victorian-era slang…
Got the morbs = temporary sadness
Gigglemug = always smiling
Scandal water = tea
Bitch the pot = pour the tea
Sauce-box = mouth
Cupid’s kettle drums = breasts
Dash my wig = OMG
Tight as a boiled owl = drunk
Poked up = embarrassed
Not up to dick = unwell
Got the morbs = temporary sadness
Gigglemug = always smiling
Scandal water = tea
Bitch the pot = pour the tea
Sauce-box = mouth
Cupid’s kettle drums = breasts
Dash my wig = OMG
Tight as a boiled owl = drunk
Poked up = embarrassed
Not up to dick = unwell
December 20, 2024 at 11:03 AM
A list of sorely missed Victorian-era slang…
Got the morbs = temporary sadness
Gigglemug = always smiling
Scandal water = tea
Bitch the pot = pour the tea
Sauce-box = mouth
Cupid’s kettle drums = breasts
Dash my wig = OMG
Tight as a boiled owl = drunk
Poked up = embarrassed
Not up to dick = unwell
Got the morbs = temporary sadness
Gigglemug = always smiling
Scandal water = tea
Bitch the pot = pour the tea
Sauce-box = mouth
Cupid’s kettle drums = breasts
Dash my wig = OMG
Tight as a boiled owl = drunk
Poked up = embarrassed
Not up to dick = unwell
#uxbridgeenglishdictionary Arizona - How a cockney might refer to Meghan Markle
December 19, 2024 at 1:10 PM
#uxbridgeenglishdictionary Arizona - How a cockney might refer to Meghan Markle
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#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary REVOLTING: To top up a battery.
December 11, 2024 at 7:05 AM
#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary REVOLTING: To top up a battery.