Mr. Cellophane
@davepayntrumpet.bsky.social
Easdale Island's Invisible Man.
That's some burn...
June 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
That's some burn...
Probably to try and keep himself relevant as his voice went years ago.
June 28, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Probably to try and keep himself relevant as his voice went years ago.
Trump’s
Elon’s
Shattered
Love
Affair
Elon’s
Shattered
Love
Affair
June 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Trump’s
Elon’s
Shattered
Love
Affair
Elon’s
Shattered
Love
Affair
The House That Dripped Blood contains no blood, fake or otherwise, despite the last segment featuring Jon Pertwee as a vampire.
June 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The House That Dripped Blood contains no blood, fake or otherwise, despite the last segment featuring Jon Pertwee as a vampire.
There’s a book, I believe, discussing Richard Wagner’s Ring Cycle (a series of four epic operas) entitled Penetrating Wagner’s Ring.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
There’s a book, I believe, discussing Richard Wagner’s Ring Cycle (a series of four epic operas) entitled Penetrating Wagner’s Ring.
“Weird. A friend of mine just suggested I get a potato clock.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, I told him that I was in trouble at work for repeated lateness, so he asked me what time my alarm clock was set for, so I told him; half-past eight, so he said, ‘So why don’t you get a potato clock instead?
“What do you mean?”
“Well, I told him that I was in trouble at work for repeated lateness, so he asked me what time my alarm clock was set for, so I told him; half-past eight, so he said, ‘So why don’t you get a potato clock instead?
May 31, 2025 at 8:26 AM
“Weird. A friend of mine just suggested I get a potato clock.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, I told him that I was in trouble at work for repeated lateness, so he asked me what time my alarm clock was set for, so I told him; half-past eight, so he said, ‘So why don’t you get a potato clock instead?
“What do you mean?”
“Well, I told him that I was in trouble at work for repeated lateness, so he asked me what time my alarm clock was set for, so I told him; half-past eight, so he said, ‘So why don’t you get a potato clock instead?
I bought a spud gun recently but I had to return it. It had a chip in it.
May 31, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I bought a spud gun recently but I had to return it. It had a chip in it.
This word may not be in use much in the US, but the word ‘scrote’ is a perfect description of him.
May 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This word may not be in use much in the US, but the word ‘scrote’ is a perfect description of him.
Blyton Rock
Rankin System
Rankin System
May 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Blyton Rock
Rankin System
Rankin System
SINbad - a REALLY degenerate sailor.
SINger - Kanye West when attempting Bohemian Rhapsody at Glastonbury
PepSIN - a cola drink past its use by date.
SINger - Kanye West when attempting Bohemian Rhapsody at Glastonbury
PepSIN - a cola drink past its use by date.
May 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
SINbad - a REALLY degenerate sailor.
SINger - Kanye West when attempting Bohemian Rhapsody at Glastonbury
PepSIN - a cola drink past its use by date.
SINger - Kanye West when attempting Bohemian Rhapsody at Glastonbury
PepSIN - a cola drink past its use by date.
Paul Hogan - Crocs
Born again Christians - Moccasin
Born again Christians - Moccasin
May 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Paul Hogan - Crocs
Born again Christians - Moccasin
Born again Christians - Moccasin
Boris Johnson = Johnsons
Former football manager Dave Bassett = Bassett Hounds
David Cameron- Sowseeders
Former football manager Dave Bassett = Bassett Hounds
David Cameron- Sowseeders
May 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Boris Johnson = Johnsons
Former football manager Dave Bassett = Bassett Hounds
David Cameron- Sowseeders
Former football manager Dave Bassett = Bassett Hounds
David Cameron- Sowseeders
He is full of Sith (sic.), though.
May 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
He is full of Sith (sic.), though.
The composer of Carmina Burana, Carl Orff had a brother named Farke who couldn’t stop swearing.
May 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The composer of Carmina Burana, Carl Orff had a brother named Farke who couldn’t stop swearing.
What about a married gorilla?
May 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
What about a married gorilla?
Reposted by Mr. Cellophane
And while we're on the subject of music, a Hungarian expression for commenting on the quality of someone’s singing is erotikus a hangod, bassza a fülem. It means “your voice is erotic, it fucks my ears”
April 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And while we're on the subject of music, a Hungarian expression for commenting on the quality of someone’s singing is erotikus a hangod, bassza a fülem. It means “your voice is erotic, it fucks my ears”
“When you were born the nurse threw away the baby and handed your parents the umbilical cord by mistake.”
April 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“When you were born the nurse threw away the baby and handed your parents the umbilical cord by mistake.”