Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.

if you picked on your sister when you were younger and would like to make amends, i recommend becoming a moderately well-known youtuber and securing her discounts at local businesses

Actually Bladerunner was the name of the doctor, the name of the detective was "elon musk and all those like him have seriously and egregiously misunderstood every single piece of science fiction with which they've ever engaged."

Guy With Triforce Tattoo Neither Courageous, Nor Powerful, Nor Wise

i’m assuming this didn’t go the way that the guy who produced Rush Limbaugh’s show thought it would lol

Pass this on to anyone who needs to know who the good guys are.

if you're new to bluesky, welcome! my advice is to take everyone and everything you see here extremely seriously, because everything going on here is really, really important. REALLY important

you might've noticed that i haven't been posting here all that often. well, i can shed some light on that. there's still a relatively small user base here, meaning fewer funnier accounts from whom i can steal jokes and ideas. that's what i did on twitter, and that's what i intend to do here as well