Dave Hemprich-Bennett
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Dave Hemprich-Bennett
@davehb.bsky.social
A bunch of stardust with ADHD. Scientist working on the ecology of bats, mosquitoes and malaria, based at Oxford Uni. Used to be @hammerheadbat on twitter. Runner, photographer, guitarist.
*grumbles*
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Lots of the metrics from my Apple Watch feel like nonsense but this one definitely tracks
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
“If I had a magic wand and it worked I could do magic with it”
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“I asked Grok”
“I asked Watson”

Same energy
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Free birder alt name: thicc-knees
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Reposted by Dave Hemprich-Bennett
October 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
ah man, I think you’d need to stop eventually. for fuel
November 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Usually the hob because that’s what the instructions said, but occasionally I’ll remember the kettle exists as a better option and feel clever
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
She truly is her father’s child
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I assume that given the opportunity it would have been followed up by throwing a toy at someone else’s crotch, to see how broadly this rule applies
November 2, 2025 at 8:34 AM