imagine being a beautiful cow and dying to become a short sleeved leather jacket

As anyone who has ever known someone who struggles with alcohol abuse, there's nothing that would help someone maintain their sobriety better than being responsible for the national security of an entire nation with a huge nuclear arsenal.

This a really moving, unsettling essay. It’s the kind of thing I used to occasionally encounter on Twitter before they started suppressing posts with links.
www.esquire.com/news-politic...