Dave Fymbo
@davefymbo.bsky.social
Creative Director.
NFL Unrestricted Free Agent.
Non-medalist at 2012 London Olympics.
NFL Unrestricted Free Agent.
Non-medalist at 2012 London Olympics.
Advertising portfolio schools are too expensive. I couldn’t find an affordable option to recommend. So I made one myself.
Introducing the Fathom Portfolio School: fathomportfolioschool.com
An affordable online course to help you get the job you want in creative advertising.
Introducing the Fathom Portfolio School: fathomportfolioschool.com
An affordable online course to help you get the job you want in creative advertising.
January 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Advertising portfolio schools are too expensive. I couldn’t find an affordable option to recommend. So I made one myself.
Introducing the Fathom Portfolio School: fathomportfolioschool.com
An affordable online course to help you get the job you want in creative advertising.
Introducing the Fathom Portfolio School: fathomportfolioschool.com
An affordable online course to help you get the job you want in creative advertising.
Cast Away
Inside Man
National Treasure
Ex Machina
Mission Impossible: Fallout
Almost Famous
Inside Man
National Treasure
Ex Machina
Mission Impossible: Fallout
Almost Famous
December 29, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Cast Away
Inside Man
National Treasure
Ex Machina
Mission Impossible: Fallout
Almost Famous
Inside Man
National Treasure
Ex Machina
Mission Impossible: Fallout
Almost Famous
Reposted by Dave Fymbo
jokes on you i love to eat shit and die
December 29, 2024 at 4:41 AM
jokes on you i love to eat shit and die
You always see a hockey coach writing in his notebook after his team gives up a goal. I would just be writing "fuck" over and over.
December 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM
You always see a hockey coach writing in his notebook after his team gives up a goal. I would just be writing "fuck" over and over.
One of the ways that children become the most important thing in your life is by breaking anything else you previously considered important.
December 11, 2024 at 1:47 AM
One of the ways that children become the most important thing in your life is by breaking anything else you previously considered important.
My motto has always been: DAVE FYMBO CAN'T BE BOUGHT. Though for the right price, I'm willing to change it.
December 5, 2024 at 5:22 PM
My motto has always been: DAVE FYMBO CAN'T BE BOUGHT. Though for the right price, I'm willing to change it.
My best magic trick is a annual tradition, beloved by kids and adults alike. I can make whole pecan pies DISAPPEAR!
November 27, 2024 at 5:14 PM
My best magic trick is a annual tradition, beloved by kids and adults alike. I can make whole pecan pies DISAPPEAR!
Remember: It's not Thanksgiving until you hate your body and your body hates you.
November 26, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Remember: It's not Thanksgiving until you hate your body and your body hates you.
Speed 2: Cruise Control
November 25, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Speed 2: Cruise Control
Every bite of a Sonic burger feels like I'm having a heart attack. #sponsored #TacoBell
November 24, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Every bite of a Sonic burger feels like I'm having a heart attack. #sponsored #TacoBell
Finding 400 ham and cheese Hot Pockets in every city.
November 24, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Finding 400 ham and cheese Hot Pockets in every city.
Reposted by Dave Fymbo
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
I imagine a lot of bigots are disappointed when they turn on The Amazing Race.
November 23, 2024 at 8:53 PM
I imagine a lot of bigots are disappointed when they turn on The Amazing Race.
Reposted by Dave Fymbo
[Oregon Trail 1852]
Doctor: Any final words?
Man dying of dysentery: I just hope that this gruesome experience isn’t made into a game for children to play.
Doctor: Any final words?
Man dying of dysentery: I just hope that this gruesome experience isn’t made into a game for children to play.
August 14, 2023 at 3:33 PM
[Oregon Trail 1852]
Doctor: Any final words?
Man dying of dysentery: I just hope that this gruesome experience isn’t made into a game for children to play.
Doctor: Any final words?
Man dying of dysentery: I just hope that this gruesome experience isn’t made into a game for children to play.
I‘ve lost 8 pounds in two weeks on the Fresca diet. I call it the Fresca diet because it involves me eating whole pecan pies for dinner.
November 23, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I‘ve lost 8 pounds in two weeks on the Fresca diet. I call it the Fresca diet because it involves me eating whole pecan pies for dinner.
Sobering stat from NFL Baby: torn ACLs among 6 to 12-month-olds are up 41%.
November 23, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Sobering stat from NFL Baby: torn ACLs among 6 to 12-month-olds are up 41%.
The funniest thing Jay Leno has ever done is fall down a 60-foot hill trying to cut across from a Hampton Inn to Dino's Sports Lounge in Greensburg, PA.
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner
Jay Leno ‘all black and blue’ after falling down a hill | CNN
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner.
www.cnn.com
November 23, 2024 at 4:30 AM
The funniest thing Jay Leno has ever done is fall down a 60-foot hill trying to cut across from a Hampton Inn to Dino's Sports Lounge in Greensburg, PA.
All that fuss about turning 40, and then boom, problem solved, I'm no longer 40
November 23, 2024 at 4:09 AM
All that fuss about turning 40, and then boom, problem solved, I'm no longer 40
I made a starter pack of Funny People to follow go.bsky.app/CkcdPpN
November 15, 2024 at 10:16 PM
I made a starter pack of Funny People to follow go.bsky.app/CkcdPpN
In the middle of a 48-hour juice cleanse. Except instead of juice, it's ribs.
November 15, 2024 at 8:22 PM
In the middle of a 48-hour juice cleanse. Except instead of juice, it's ribs.