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Datekunkle
@datekunkle.bsky.social
Just a girl who loves to commit to a bit. All I want out of life is to laugh so hard I get a bellyache. Huge fan of wizards, frogs and quests. Life’s too short to not get weird with it.
If I had a Time Machine I’d go back to the day I tried Red Bull for the first time. Pre-teen me had never felt so amped and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.
January 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Saved $800 and fixed my own laundry machine today 💁🏻‍♀️ #womeninmalefields
December 10, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I haven’t crocheted in months and somehow in the past week I’ve already crocheted two hats- I don’t know what’s gotten into me. Lock up your yarn, folks. I’m just getting started.
December 6, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I just want to share my joy - there’s nothing worse than being excited about something and wanting to share and being shut out
December 6, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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The more I grow older, the more I realized I just wanna live a cozy and slow life like Frog and Toad (from the children's book series Frog and Toad).
December 2, 2024 at 3:57 AM
I miss old tumblr (like 2009-2012) and bluesky sort of fills that hole
December 3, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Back on my bullshit (I remembered a past hobby that I got supper into for like four days and then didn’t pick up again for 8 months and now it’s all I will do or think about for the next week)
December 3, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I feel like the days my mental health is terrible are the days I actually look nice - can’t have both or I’d be too powerful
December 3, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in.
December 2, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Was I medicated for the first time in a month around my family, and the first thing my mom asked me was “are you high?”
December 2, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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the two moods of every poster
December 2, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Constantly just like embodying embarrassment
December 2, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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i know coffee won’t fix me but it won’t not not fix me
November 30, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Going through a phase right now that I’m pretty sure would make my 13 year old self proud
November 30, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Nothing is going to get done today. I’ve lost the ability to take the ideas from my head and put them into actions.
November 30, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Just got tickets to go see Chiodos and Hawthorne heights- I feel like my goal for my 30s is to live out all my teenage emo dreams
November 29, 2024 at 12:18 PM
A velour tracksuit elevates any outfit
November 28, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Another 2025 resolution- stop trying to live up to the expectations I assume people have of me- it’s better to be myself authentically and if someone doesn’t like me that’s ok.
November 28, 2024 at 1:21 PM
2025 goal: find a group of awesome ladies to play dnd with - anyone in the metro Detroit area want to start playing dnd?
November 28, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Incredible find at the thrift
November 28, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Uncaffeinated, unmedicated, and completely bothered this morning
November 28, 2024 at 11:59 AM
How the hell do I have a mortgage and still get pimples. Face, I thought we were past this.
November 28, 2024 at 11:47 AM
I spent all my productive mind time on my job today and forgot to save any for jokes or whimsy and that’s my bad- that’s on me. I’ve learned my lesson.
November 28, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I seriously do not understand why the Ohio tourism department spends any ad money in Michigan
November 28, 2024 at 2:07 AM