Jason The Gosh Darned
@dartmanx.bsky.social
Average software developer. Dad joke enthusiast. US Air Force veteran. Gardner. He/him.
I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument.
Foxtrot Delta Tango.
OF Types: I'm not interested.
I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.
I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument.
Foxtrot Delta Tango.
OF Types: I'm not interested.
I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.
Hey, the Skynet contract was worth big bucks man.
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hey, the Skynet contract was worth big bucks man.
Competed again one trans woman. Came in fifth.
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Competed again one trans woman. Came in fifth.
I look forward to Trump and Clinton sharing a cell.
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I look forward to Trump and Clinton sharing a cell.
Before I think. But not by much.
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Before I think. But not by much.
When I was older I took two trips courtesy of the government to Afghanistan. So don't tell me that I'm somehow lesser.
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
When I was older I took two trips courtesy of the government to Afghanistan. So don't tell me that I'm somehow lesser.
As a kid I live through the '80s. I even wrote a letter to the Reagan White House saying how nuclear war was bad. They sent me a book about the White House and pretty much told me to go away.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
As a kid I live through the '80s. I even wrote a letter to the Reagan White House saying how nuclear war was bad. They sent me a book about the White House and pretty much told me to go away.
She says this because she doesn't have a 14 year-old daughter.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
She says this because she doesn't have a 14 year-old daughter.
I'm down with them sharing a cell.
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm down with them sharing a cell.
He can share a cell with them.
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
He can share a cell with them.
So, young boys now?
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
So, young boys now?
He likes getting our hopes up.
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
He likes getting our hopes up.
Let's see if MGT's supposed change of heart is real.
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Let's see if MGT's supposed change of heart is real.
So in other words they need to hold her to keep her from running while they gather evidence.
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
So in other words they need to hold her to keep her from running while they gather evidence.
Usha: "who is this Ashley chick on your phone contacts?"
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Usha: "who is this Ashley chick on your phone contacts?"
You're interrupting their cool work on the protocol.
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
You're interrupting their cool work on the protocol.
The true lasso was the friends we made along the way.
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The true lasso was the friends we made along the way.