Jason The Gosh Darned
@dartmanx.bsky.social
Average software developer. Dad joke enthusiast. US Air Force veteran. Gardner. He/him.
I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument.
Foxtrot Delta Tango.
OF Types: I'm not interested.
I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.
I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument.
Foxtrot Delta Tango.
OF Types: I'm not interested.
I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.
It's freaking hilarious when you're not the one she's waking up at 3a.m. because she wants inside.
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It's freaking hilarious when you're not the one she's waking up at 3a.m. because she wants inside.
Stolen from Reddit.
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Stolen from Reddit.
Neanderthal from 150,000 to 40,000 years ago. Also seen rallying for Trump in 2024.
October 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Neanderthal from 150,000 to 40,000 years ago. Also seen rallying for Trump in 2024.
UPDATE: it's ordered. Also a cheap pair of binoculars to try to see M31 (Andromeda galaxy) from my back porch as I dump my coffee grounds into the composter.
October 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
UPDATE: it's ordered. Also a cheap pair of binoculars to try to see M31 (Andromeda galaxy) from my back porch as I dump my coffee grounds into the composter.
Okay my wife made this and I actually think it's pretty cool.
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Okay my wife made this and I actually think it's pretty cool.
If wife got to spend $250 on fabric, I get to spend $150 on this.
#vegetablegardening #gardening #quiltershusband
#vegetablegardening #gardening #quiltershusband
October 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If wife got to spend $250 on fabric, I get to spend $150 on this.
#vegetablegardening #gardening #quiltershusband
#vegetablegardening #gardening #quiltershusband
Gas and oil drained from the tiller and it's ready for winter. And a little reminder for spring.
October 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Gas and oil drained from the tiller and it's ready for winter. And a little reminder for spring.
Fatass is planted on my lap but dumbass is planted on my lap.
October 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Fatass is planted on my lap but dumbass is planted on my lap.
October 18, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Give them another week or two.
October 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Give them another week or two.
October 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
October 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Sat down from garden work and the yard panther appeared.
October 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sat down from garden work and the yard panther appeared.
If so, he's sending them for her first.
September 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If so, he's sending them for her first.
Even supposing this WAS a joke (which I don't believe for second), even MAKING A JOKE should be grounds for the state dental board to be looking at her.
September 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Even supposing this WAS a joke (which I don't believe for second), even MAKING A JOKE should be grounds for the state dental board to be looking at her.
For such a passionate defender of traditional gender roles, he didn't seem to grasp that a "real man" would complain Starbucks was highly overpriced and that he made his own coffee
September 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
For such a passionate defender of traditional gender roles, he didn't seem to grasp that a "real man" would complain Starbucks was highly overpriced and that he made his own coffee
Not like you're going to give up your comfy spot and do anything about it.
September 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Not like you're going to give up your comfy spot and do anything about it.
Maybe we should all go on Etsy and buy this,even if we don't intend to buy guns.
September 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Maybe we should all go on Etsy and buy this,even if we don't intend to buy guns.