Jason The Gosh Darned
@dartmanx.bsky.social
Average software developer. Dad joke enthusiast. US Air Force veteran. Gardner. He/him.
I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument.
Foxtrot Delta Tango.
OF Types: I'm not interested.
I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.
I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument.
Foxtrot Delta Tango.
OF Types: I'm not interested.
I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.
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This is when I respond either "ok champ" or "have a nice day".
A school librarian friend of my Sister In Law in rural Kentucky, who argues against banning books, has suffered a house fire. Please consider helping
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January 27, 2026 at 4:53 PM
A school librarian friend of my Sister In Law in rural Kentucky, who argues against banning books, has suffered a house fire. Please consider helping
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I taught the granddude a lesson every man needs to know.
Hot pizza is dinner.
Cold pizza is breakfast.
Hot pizza is dinner.
Cold pizza is breakfast.
January 23, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I taught the granddude a lesson every man needs to know.
Hot pizza is dinner.
Cold pizza is breakfast.
Hot pizza is dinner.
Cold pizza is breakfast.
Wow I just opened the app and I wasn't logged out.
January 18, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Wow I just opened the app and I wasn't logged out.
Got pulled into a meeting I didn't want to join.
Me: did you put take(1) on your Observable?
Them: I think so... Oh wait no... Why did that work?
Me: bye.
Some people say I'm an awesome troubleshooter.
I call it having a long list of stupid mistakes I've already made.
Me: did you put take(1) on your Observable?
Them: I think so... Oh wait no... Why did that work?
Me: bye.
Some people say I'm an awesome troubleshooter.
I call it having a long list of stupid mistakes I've already made.
January 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Got pulled into a meeting I didn't want to join.
Me: did you put take(1) on your Observable?
Them: I think so... Oh wait no... Why did that work?
Me: bye.
Some people say I'm an awesome troubleshooter.
I call it having a long list of stupid mistakes I've already made.
Me: did you put take(1) on your Observable?
Them: I think so... Oh wait no... Why did that work?
Me: bye.
Some people say I'm an awesome troubleshooter.
I call it having a long list of stupid mistakes I've already made.
Made the mistake of heading to the cop subreddit and it's very obvious they think Renee Good got what she deserved.
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Made the mistake of heading to the cop subreddit and it's very obvious they think Renee Good got what she deserved.
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
So will the new trend be for ICE thugs to film their shootings do they have something to jerk off to?
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
So will the new trend be for ICE thugs to film their shootings do they have something to jerk off to?
I hope Johnathan Ross doesn't own a dog, because dogs are too good of creatures to be saddled with a piece of shit owner like that.
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I hope Johnathan Ross doesn't own a dog, because dogs are too good of creatures to be saddled with a piece of shit owner like that.
May Jonathan Ross live a long miserable life with his neighbors knowing he's a racist, murderous piece of shit with huge ego and tiny genitalia.
January 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
May Jonathan Ross live a long miserable life with his neighbors knowing he's a racist, murderous piece of shit with huge ego and tiny genitalia.
Random kid riding a donkey behind our MRAP, 2008, Kapisa Province, Afghanistan.
January 4, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Random kid riding a donkey behind our MRAP, 2008, Kapisa Province, Afghanistan.
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Last year's "we aren't family, don't contact me again" apparently didn't work, maybe the return to sender on my mother's sister's Christmas card will help.
December 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Last year's "we aren't family, don't contact me again" apparently didn't work, maybe the return to sender on my mother's sister's Christmas card will help.
My cat is a jerk.
December 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My cat is a jerk.
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
A MAGA cockroach is going to murder Ms Rachel some day.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A MAGA cockroach is going to murder Ms Rachel some day.
It's 35 degrees and my neighbor is out mowing his lawn and I'm like, yeah his wife is cooking and he's just trying to get the hell out of the war zone.
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's 35 degrees and my neighbor is out mowing his lawn and I'm like, yeah his wife is cooking and he's just trying to get the hell out of the war zone.
"ChatGPT write a Grammy-nominated Sabrina Carpenter album."
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"ChatGPT write a Grammy-nominated Sabrina Carpenter album."
After being told my premiums are going up by $100 a paycheck, I want to break out the switch and play some Mario Kart.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
After being told my premiums are going up by $100 a paycheck, I want to break out the switch and play some Mario Kart.
Dogs > humans.
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Dogs > humans.
I don't think I've enjoyed a Reddit comment thread this much in years. No drama, no politics, just "zebras are assholes".
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November 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I don't think I've enjoyed a Reddit comment thread this much in years. No drama, no politics, just "zebras are assholes".
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I got engaged on Sunday and Nico Harrison getting fired might be the best thing to happen to me this week
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I got engaged on Sunday and Nico Harrison getting fired might be the best thing to happen to me this week
Dear Nico: go fuck yourself.
Signed,
NBA Fans
Signed,
NBA Fans
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Dear Nico: go fuck yourself.
Signed,
NBA Fans
Signed,
NBA Fans
Okay I get that Justice Brown Jackson is trying to force the SNAP benefits issue through the appeals process correctly but MAN does this look bad.
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Okay I get that Justice Brown Jackson is trying to force the SNAP benefits issue through the appeals process correctly but MAN does this look bad.
Well, at least Tyler Childers got a nomination. Unfortunately the bigger names in the same category have more money to buy the award with.
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Well, at least Tyler Childers got a nomination. Unfortunately the bigger names in the same category have more money to buy the award with.