Jason The Gosh Darned
@dartmanx.bsky.social
Average software developer. Dad joke enthusiast. US Air Force veteran. Gardner. He/him.
I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument.
Foxtrot Delta Tango.
OF Types: I'm not interested.
I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.
I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument.
Foxtrot Delta Tango.
OF Types: I'm not interested.
I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.
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This is when I respond either "ok champ" or "have a nice day".
After being told my premiums are going up by $100 a paycheck, I want to break out the switch and play some Mario Kart.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
After being told my premiums are going up by $100 a paycheck, I want to break out the switch and play some Mario Kart.
Dogs > humans.
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Dogs > humans.
I don't think I've enjoyed a Reddit comment thread this much in years. No drama, no politics, just "zebras are assholes".
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November 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I don't think I've enjoyed a Reddit comment thread this much in years. No drama, no politics, just "zebras are assholes".
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I got engaged on Sunday and Nico Harrison getting fired might be the best thing to happen to me this week
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I got engaged on Sunday and Nico Harrison getting fired might be the best thing to happen to me this week
Dear Nico: go fuck yourself.
Signed,
NBA Fans
Signed,
NBA Fans
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Dear Nico: go fuck yourself.
Signed,
NBA Fans
Signed,
NBA Fans
Okay I get that Justice Brown Jackson is trying to force the SNAP benefits issue through the appeals process correctly but MAN does this look bad.
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Okay I get that Justice Brown Jackson is trying to force the SNAP benefits issue through the appeals process correctly but MAN does this look bad.
Well, at least Tyler Childers got a nomination. Unfortunately the bigger names in the same category have more money to buy the award with.
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Well, at least Tyler Childers got a nomination. Unfortunately the bigger names in the same category have more money to buy the award with.
I wish my wife looked at me the way she looks at a large iced peppermint mocha latte from Starbies.
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I wish my wife looked at me the way she looks at a large iced peppermint mocha latte from Starbies.
It's freaking hilarious when you're not the one she's waking up at 3a.m. because she wants inside.
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It's freaking hilarious when you're not the one she's waking up at 3a.m. because she wants inside.
One of the lesser-known duties of dental hygienists is to sharpen the edges of the X-ray plates before they go in patients months.
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
One of the lesser-known duties of dental hygienists is to sharpen the edges of the X-ray plates before they go in patients months.
Young guy just got in the chair and told the stylist "my girlfriend wants me to try something new".
All four of us old dudes in the waiting chairs started laughing.
All four of us old dudes in the waiting chairs started laughing.
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Young guy just got in the chair and told the stylist "my girlfriend wants me to try something new".
All four of us old dudes in the waiting chairs started laughing.
All four of us old dudes in the waiting chairs started laughing.
Stolen from Reddit.
October 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Stolen from Reddit.
Or as Kristi Noem puts it, "leadership potential".
BREAKING: Per new reporting, ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting under Kristi Noem. One was discovered to have a history of robbery and battery related to domestic violence while already in training.
October 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Or as Kristi Noem puts it, "leadership potential".
It must be dark in OKC because Adam Silver has emerged from the crypt.
October 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It must be dark in OKC because Adam Silver has emerged from the crypt.
Neanderthal from 150,000 to 40,000 years ago. Also seen rallying for Trump in 2024.
October 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Neanderthal from 150,000 to 40,000 years ago. Also seen rallying for Trump in 2024.
UPDATE: it's ordered. Also a cheap pair of binoculars to try to see M31 (Andromeda galaxy) from my back porch as I dump my coffee grounds into the composter.
October 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
UPDATE: it's ordered. Also a cheap pair of binoculars to try to see M31 (Andromeda galaxy) from my back porch as I dump my coffee grounds into the composter.
Okay my wife made this and I actually think it's pretty cool.
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Okay my wife made this and I actually think it's pretty cool.
Okay going to try to make real chicken and dumplings. I estimate a 40% chance of success.
October 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Okay going to try to make real chicken and dumplings. I estimate a 40% chance of success.
If wife got to spend $250 on fabric, I get to spend $150 on this.
#vegetablegardening #gardening #quiltershusband
#vegetablegardening #gardening #quiltershusband
October 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If wife got to spend $250 on fabric, I get to spend $150 on this.
#vegetablegardening #gardening #quiltershusband
#vegetablegardening #gardening #quiltershusband
Gas and oil drained from the tiller and it's ready for winter. And a little reminder for spring.
October 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Gas and oil drained from the tiller and it's ready for winter. And a little reminder for spring.
Took about 3 hours to re-till my 40x25 garden plot, and ended up not having enough daikon seeds to seed the whole thing. Unfortunately I made the mistake of cruising Amazon after so now I'll be ordering a seeder on Tuesday.
It's already cooling down so I'm hoping I'm not too late.
It's already cooling down so I'm hoping I'm not too late.
October 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Took about 3 hours to re-till my 40x25 garden plot, and ended up not having enough daikon seeds to seed the whole thing. Unfortunately I made the mistake of cruising Amazon after so now I'll be ordering a seeder on Tuesday.
It's already cooling down so I'm hoping I'm not too late.
It's already cooling down so I'm hoping I'm not too late.
I would buy this on a tshirt.
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I would buy this on a tshirt.
Quilt store is having a sale and opens in 3 minutes. So many minivans of little old ladies waiting in the parking lot.
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Quilt store is having a sale and opens in 3 minutes. So many minivans of little old ladies waiting in the parking lot.