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Darth Tobito
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Former sweat turned casual gamer. I love motorsport, movies and music. Pokémon, Final Fantasy, Star Wars are my jam.
I always thought Ho-Oh was cooler than Lugia
August 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Pulls from the new set #PTCGP
July 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I miss having a destiny crew to play with
July 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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April 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Sometimes I genuinely refuse to believe I'm older than The Rev was when he passed. Fuck. Time is a bitch.
April 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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I blame George W. Bush. He softened America up to the idea that we could have someone stupid in the White House and things would still function.
April 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
First shiny pulls! #Pokémon #PTCG
April 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
First God pack yo!!!
March 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I get that AI is unfortunately here to stay, but bro, I'm tired of seeing every company shove it down our throats.

No I don't want Apple Intelligence, it doesn't even work
No I don't need an AI summary of something that's already summarized
No I don't need an AI response for my YT comments
March 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Bruh, what a haul #Pokémon #PTCG
March 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Genuinely, I have zero optimism for the future. What's the point of working towards anything now? Fuck this country and fuck every person who voted for this shit.
March 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Bro, what??
Michelle Trachtenberg has passed away at the age of 39
February 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.
February 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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The sooner we collectively realize that Elon Musk is a shitposting, conspiracy-addled fool, who needs to stay out of public policy not upend it, the safer we’ll all be.
February 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Duo was fatally hit by a Tesla Cybertruck, the language-learning company announced this week. The snarky owl has been the face of Duolingo for over a decade. Why his sudden demise, and what's next?
Duolingo's owl mascot is a social media sensation. So why did they kill him off?
Duo was fatally hit by a Tesla Cybertruck, the language-learning company announced this week. The snarky owl has been the face of Duolingo for over a decade. Why his sudden demise, and what's next?
www.npr.org
February 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I miss when Doge was a funny dog meme and not the symbol of the decline of America.
February 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Here's a PDF version of the CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism:

🔗 www.404media.co/heres-a-pdf-...
February 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Still no Darkrai EX.
February 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.

There’s a lesson there!
February 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Best pack so far
January 31, 2025 at 6:33 AM
January 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.
January 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.
January 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.

Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.

But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.

They aren’t firing for a reason.
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM