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Robert
@darthfeta.bsky.social
Scientist, D&D Player, SciFi nerd, improvisor, just some guy
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Follow me for fun science facts, lukewarm political takes, and lengthy absences between posts.
I was a guest on a podcast!
open.spotify.com/episode/5VYX...
Spotify – Web Player
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December 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The fit & the food
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Pick your poison:
Death Panel vs
United Healthcare Algorithm
October 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand."

that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
October 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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I miss the days when Obama could just post his summer playlist instead of dire warnings.
September 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I do wonder if the world would be a better place if the people who believed in the rapture were actually raptured
I'll reflect on it
September 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
After processing the last decade of tragedies, I made a helpful flowchart.
September 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
This is bothering me the most.
Industry requirements are especially heinous because they basically lock you into whatever industry you are able to find a job in when you graduate.
So because they didn't manufacture pharmaceuticals where I lived after college I am barred from entry into that industry? That's dumb.
September 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Science jobs requiring special instrument training seems needlessly complicated. Even if I have been trained on a GC, the chances that it's the same make/model/configuration/software are negligible. So either way it's going to take a few weeks to learn how to use yours using your SOPs.
September 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
September 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I keep seeing MAGA bots say that the US can't have effective Scandinavian-like policies because of the lack of "homogeneity".
It's barely even a dog whistle. It's literally, "well they can have nice things cause they're all white."
It's practically flaunting racism.
September 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I finally opened the frother my mom gave me over the holidays. Game changer!
August 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I saw a job called Open Science Fellow:
Feels like it should be the headline on my dating profile
July 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Checking my dating apps, and I have a question:
How do you all like camping so much when rent is this high?
Having to sleep outside is the fear that keeps me showing up to work
July 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Drag idea:
Dress with a spiral color pattern that looks like a Spencer's Gifts poster.
Add a lanyard attached to an empty Tums bottle.
Aunt Acid
July 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I know it was performative and at times a naked cash grab, but I miss rainbow shit during #pride month!
June 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Started a new BG3 game as the dark urge to try out patch 8.
I named him Ted Arkurge
April 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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They didn’t even have a naughty book reading and coffee.
April 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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🍊 FLORIDA

Today, March 20th, is the last day to request a mail-in ballot for the Special Election in FL01 and FL06 on April 1st.

Click Here to Request Your Ballot:

▪️ dos.fl.gov/elections/for-voters/voting/vote-by-mail

Early voting starts on March 22nd.
March 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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NPR vs MTG is going to be a sighy to behold youtube.com/shorts/nJNGN...
NPR vs MTG Will Be Something Else
YouTube video by The Bitchuation Room (with Francesca Fiorentini)
youtube.com
March 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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As of 2022, only 29 US states required some kind of sex ed in schools—and about half of those didn’t require the information to be medically accurate. Where you live shouldn’t dictate your quality of education.

The first episode of Crash Course Sex Ed is available now!
youtu.be/SkSItIS_Xl0?...
What is sex?: Sex Ed #1
YouTube video by CrashCourse
youtu.be
March 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.

Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.

Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.

TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
March 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Freedom of speech is crucial to a free society, but it only works if there are societal penalties for lying or spreading lies.
March 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Have we forgotten how amazing it is to live in this time?

youtu.be/JCvLbT1uXXg?... by @hankgreen.bsky.social
We Will Eradicate Measles
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
youtu.be
February 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Fact: The Rolling Stones’ song “Start Me Up” is actually about having a persistent little cough.
March 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM