darthazius
@darthazius.bsky.social
Here because I broke up with my X.
Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis, bumbling whitebelt jiu jitsu practitioner 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life.
Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis, bumbling whitebelt jiu jitsu practitioner 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life.
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darthazius
@darthazius.bsky.social
· Sep 18
Get to know your bloomfies. List 10 things you’re into:
• Sci-Fi / Fantasy ✨
• Piano 🎹
• Procrastinating ⌚
• Music 🎶
• Reading 📚
• Video games 🎮
• Brazilian jiu jitsu 🥋
• Tech📱
• Leaving parties early 🛌
• Walkable cities 🏙️
• Sci-Fi / Fantasy ✨
• Piano 🎹
• Procrastinating ⌚
• Music 🎶
• Reading 📚
• Video games 🎮
• Brazilian jiu jitsu 🥋
• Tech📱
• Leaving parties early 🛌
• Walkable cities 🏙️
I've used these three times now and I can confirm that they've really nailed the design
not to be dramatic but I got nail clippers of Japanese make and they changed my life, them slicing through nails like a lightsaber through Jango Fett's neck
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I've used these three times now and I can confirm that they've really nailed the design
wasp implies the existence of isp & willsp
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
wasp implies the existence of isp & willsp
Just occurred to me that Weird Al Yankovic could start using AI to write songs and rename himself Weird AI Yankovic and none of us would notice
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Just occurred to me that Weird Al Yankovic could start using AI to write songs and rename himself Weird AI Yankovic and none of us would notice
"For those who come after" is a badass thing to say at an orgy, btw
managed to finish Expedition 33 and I can't say anything because of spoilers so I'll just sit here speechless
MANAGED TO FINISH ACT 2 OF EXPEDITION 33 AND ALL I CAN SAY IS WTF
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"For those who come after" is a badass thing to say at an orgy, btw
my coworkers are SO ANNOYING because I WANT to hate them but they keep doing NICE THINGS like getting me ADORABLE LITTLE PANDA SOUVENIRS from their vacations
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
my coworkers are SO ANNOYING because I WANT to hate them but they keep doing NICE THINGS like getting me ADORABLE LITTLE PANDA SOUVENIRS from their vacations
need to file an HR report, someone put boobies on my computer lockscreen??
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
need to file an HR report, someone put boobies on my computer lockscreen??
who up pictoing their luminas
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
who up pictoing their luminas
best tank top ever maybe idk
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
best tank top ever maybe idk
managed to finish Expedition 33 and I can't say anything because of spoilers so I'll just sit here speechless
MANAGED TO FINISH ACT 2 OF EXPEDITION 33 AND ALL I CAN SAY IS WTF
Managed to complete Act 1 and all I can say is wtf
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
managed to finish Expedition 33 and I can't say anything because of spoilers so I'll just sit here speechless
[whimpers] can anyone do the calculations for how many meals I'll have to skip so my prediabetic ass can have one of these
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
[whimpers] can anyone do the calculations for how many meals I'll have to skip so my prediabetic ass can have one of these
just found out that the Imagine Dragons guy does jiu jitsu and I'd like him and Tom Hardy to have
a match
for
reasons
a match
for
reasons
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
just found out that the Imagine Dragons guy does jiu jitsu and I'd like him and Tom Hardy to have
a match
for
reasons
a match
for
reasons
The Puss:
Am enjoying Boots.
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The Puss:
nothing throws me more than when I craft a sophisticated, considerate message to an external stakeholder that I'm terrified of offending and they reply with gen z phrases and emoji
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
nothing throws me more than when I craft a sophisticated, considerate message to an external stakeholder that I'm terrified of offending and they reply with gen z phrases and emoji
had a miserable start to the day but the lady in the elevator was wearing a tee that said "ART IS YOU" and we smiled good morning at each other and the day feels a little better :)
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
had a miserable start to the day but the lady in the elevator was wearing a tee that said "ART IS YOU" and we smiled good morning at each other and the day feels a little better :)
10,000 daily steps to improve your health
10,000 daily stairs to grow dat ass 😎
10,000 daily stairs to grow dat ass 😎
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
10,000 daily steps to improve your health
10,000 daily stairs to grow dat ass 😎
10,000 daily stairs to grow dat ass 😎
Reposted by darthazius
things could and should always be gayer.
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
things could and should always be gayer.
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Restarting the NGL nonsense, lemme have it: ngl.link/darthazius26...
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Restarting the NGL nonsense, lemme have it: ngl.link/darthazius26...
I could be so intimidating as I slowly descend the stairs, in my sharp dark outfit, a look of disdain upon my face...if not for the fact that my ankles pop with every step, like, that shit is so embarrassing
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I could be so intimidating as I slowly descend the stairs, in my sharp dark outfit, a look of disdain upon my face...if not for the fact that my ankles pop with every step, like, that shit is so embarrassing
Was going to post "who called it cactus and not thirst trap" but then I was like "wait no that doesn't make sense" and my brain said "nothing does anymore" so here we are
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Was going to post "who called it cactus and not thirst trap" but then I was like "wait no that doesn't make sense" and my brain said "nothing does anymore" so here we are
....Goo
The #GodzillaMinusOne sequel is officially titled ‘Godzilla: Minus Zero’ 🎥
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
....Goo
Too many people at work know my name and have my contact information lol time to jump ship
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Too many people at work know my name and have my contact information lol time to jump ship
🎶
Oh, I wanna wank with somebody
I wanna feel the 'beat' with somebody
Yeah, I wanna wank with somebody
With somebody who loves me
🎶
Oh, I wanna wank with somebody
I wanna feel the 'beat' with somebody
Yeah, I wanna wank with somebody
With somebody who loves me
🎶
🎶
Kink Moany Club
I'm gonna keep on gooning at the
Kink Moany Club
I'm gonna keep on gooning for the
Best morning wood
I'm gonna keep on gooning at the
Kink Moany Club, Kink Moany Club
🎶
Kink Moany Club
I'm gonna keep on gooning at the
Kink Moany Club
I'm gonna keep on gooning for the
Best morning wood
I'm gonna keep on gooning at the
Kink Moany Club, Kink Moany Club
🎶
November 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM