darthazius
@darthazius.bsky.social
Here because I broke up with my X.
Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis, bumbling whitebelt jiu jitsu practitioner 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life.
Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis, bumbling whitebelt jiu jitsu practitioner 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life.
need to file an HR report, someone put boobies on my computer lockscreen??
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
need to file an HR report, someone put boobies on my computer lockscreen??
best tank top ever maybe idk
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
best tank top ever maybe idk
[whimpers] can anyone do the calculations for how many meals I'll have to skip so my prediabetic ass can have one of these
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
[whimpers] can anyone do the calculations for how many meals I'll have to skip so my prediabetic ass can have one of these
Saved you the trouble:
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Saved you the trouble:
It's this part that keeps it at the top for me 🪂
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It's this part that keeps it at the top for me 🪂
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
not to be dramatic but I got nail clippers of Japanese make and they changed my life, them slicing through nails like a lightsaber through Jango Fett's neck
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
not to be dramatic but I got nail clippers of Japanese make and they changed my life, them slicing through nails like a lightsaber through Jango Fett's neck
Frodo if he dressed better or something, idk
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Frodo if he dressed better or something, idk
Here I am, quoting Ursula K. Le Guinn at you, and you're replying with *slinky* 😭😭
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Here I am, quoting Ursula K. Le Guinn at you, and you're replying with *slinky* 😭😭
can I come over and sleep next to you like this
October 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
can I come over and sleep next to you like this
fashionably late biceptember post
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
fashionably late biceptember post
did I miss a memo, what is happening here
October 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
did I miss a memo, what is happening here
who is Victoria and what did she do to deserve a special mention on this
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 AM
who is Victoria and what did she do to deserve a special mention on this
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
October 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
do I want new headphones simply because they are this colour? Yes. Yes I do.
October 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
do I want new headphones simply because they are this colour? Yes. Yes I do.
do we think he was called King Tut because he was the best at tutting
October 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
do we think he was called King Tut because he was the best at tutting
CAN I GET SOME HELP OVER HERE, PLEASE
October 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
CAN I GET SOME HELP OVER HERE, PLEASE
about to drop an album, who's got requests
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
about to drop an album, who's got requests