Darth Comrade
@darth-comrade.bsky.social
(She/Her)
They said I'd become more conservative as I grew up, but jokes on them... I never grew up.
They said I'd become more conservative as I grew up, but jokes on them... I never grew up.
I did some quick calculations, and supposedly I've helped thousands of victims recover millions of dollars from scammers.
I just looked at the cases as - screw these shitty scammers trying to screw people over, and their complicit banks that don't do CDD. ✌🏻
I just looked at the cases as - screw these shitty scammers trying to screw people over, and their complicit banks that don't do CDD. ✌🏻
November 9, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I did some quick calculations, and supposedly I've helped thousands of victims recover millions of dollars from scammers.
I just looked at the cases as - screw these shitty scammers trying to screw people over, and their complicit banks that don't do CDD. ✌🏻
I just looked at the cases as - screw these shitty scammers trying to screw people over, and their complicit banks that don't do CDD. ✌🏻
New job: Not everything is fraud
Me: Okay yeh sure - I get that, but this is *shows evidence*
Put a fraud specialist in any role, and we will find the fraudulent activity
Me: Okay yeh sure - I get that, but this is *shows evidence*
Put a fraud specialist in any role, and we will find the fraudulent activity
November 9, 2024 at 4:41 AM
New job: Not everything is fraud
Me: Okay yeh sure - I get that, but this is *shows evidence*
Put a fraud specialist in any role, and we will find the fraudulent activity
Me: Okay yeh sure - I get that, but this is *shows evidence*
Put a fraud specialist in any role, and we will find the fraudulent activity
I'm absolutely disgusted by what I've heard happening in the States since the election.
The "your body, my choice" people openly saying they don't respect women. The messages to POC that they're being sent to plantations. The anti trans policies they're pushing.
WTF America 🙃
The "your body, my choice" people openly saying they don't respect women. The messages to POC that they're being sent to plantations. The anti trans policies they're pushing.
WTF America 🙃
November 9, 2024 at 1:34 AM
I'm absolutely disgusted by what I've heard happening in the States since the election.
The "your body, my choice" people openly saying they don't respect women. The messages to POC that they're being sent to plantations. The anti trans policies they're pushing.
WTF America 🙃
The "your body, my choice" people openly saying they don't respect women. The messages to POC that they're being sent to plantations. The anti trans policies they're pushing.
WTF America 🙃
Getting your staff to suggest sell a bucket of chicken to a car full of stoners instead of the one piece of chicken they ordered is the best way to build their confidence.
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October 19, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Getting your staff to suggest sell a bucket of chicken to a car full of stoners instead of the one piece of chicken they ordered is the best way to build their confidence.
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Scams are not fraud.
Do not lie to your bank and say there was fraud you don't recognise on your card. Tell them it was a scam. They will be able to help you better if you tell the truth!
Also - report it to your government agency that takes these reports. The stats matter!
Do not lie to your bank and say there was fraud you don't recognise on your card. Tell them it was a scam. They will be able to help you better if you tell the truth!
Also - report it to your government agency that takes these reports. The stats matter!
October 14, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Scams are not fraud.
Do not lie to your bank and say there was fraud you don't recognise on your card. Tell them it was a scam. They will be able to help you better if you tell the truth!
Also - report it to your government agency that takes these reports. The stats matter!
Do not lie to your bank and say there was fraud you don't recognise on your card. Tell them it was a scam. They will be able to help you better if you tell the truth!
Also - report it to your government agency that takes these reports. The stats matter!
I love this man 🤣
October 7, 2024 at 8:55 AM
I love this man 🤣
Me seeing more articles of "boohoo I'm a boomer who has to sell a few out of my property portfolio because I can't pass all my costs onto the tenants".
October 3, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Me seeing more articles of "boohoo I'm a boomer who has to sell a few out of my property portfolio because I can't pass all my costs onto the tenants".
Remove negative gearing! If you can't run your investment profitably without the government subsidies and renters paying off your investment, maybe you're not contributing housing to the economy 🙃
October 1, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Remove negative gearing! If you can't run your investment profitably without the government subsidies and renters paying off your investment, maybe you're not contributing housing to the economy 🙃
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me with a job me without a job
September 30, 2024 at 10:06 PM
me with a job me without a job
So many neurotypical people in management positions don't know how to effectively communicate with neurodivergent people and thus are ineffective as people managers, and probably shouldn't be in charge of people. 👀
September 28, 2024 at 3:32 PM
So many neurotypical people in management positions don't know how to effectively communicate with neurodivergent people and thus are ineffective as people managers, and probably shouldn't be in charge of people. 👀
"The transaction is fraud!"
cool so the documents say you bought this, sent messages to the seller from your number, confirmed you received the goods, and you even left a 5star review for the seller *screenshot attached* from your account with the merchant.
"uhhh no it wasn't me"
okay buddy sure 🙄
cool so the documents say you bought this, sent messages to the seller from your number, confirmed you received the goods, and you even left a 5star review for the seller *screenshot attached* from your account with the merchant.
"uhhh no it wasn't me"
okay buddy sure 🙄
September 25, 2024 at 3:01 AM
"The transaction is fraud!"
cool so the documents say you bought this, sent messages to the seller from your number, confirmed you received the goods, and you even left a 5star review for the seller *screenshot attached* from your account with the merchant.
"uhhh no it wasn't me"
okay buddy sure 🙄
cool so the documents say you bought this, sent messages to the seller from your number, confirmed you received the goods, and you even left a 5star review for the seller *screenshot attached* from your account with the merchant.
"uhhh no it wasn't me"
okay buddy sure 🙄
Once a guy I was seeing gave me a tour of his lab, then told me I couldn't be a scientist because I didn't ask what the red button did.
Bruh, people in a lab see a red button on a nuclear physicists equipment they go - yup that's the "fuck stop it now button" not "ooh what happens if I press it"
Bruh, people in a lab see a red button on a nuclear physicists equipment they go - yup that's the "fuck stop it now button" not "ooh what happens if I press it"
September 25, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Once a guy I was seeing gave me a tour of his lab, then told me I couldn't be a scientist because I didn't ask what the red button did.
Bruh, people in a lab see a red button on a nuclear physicists equipment they go - yup that's the "fuck stop it now button" not "ooh what happens if I press it"
Bruh, people in a lab see a red button on a nuclear physicists equipment they go - yup that's the "fuck stop it now button" not "ooh what happens if I press it"
The ridiculous lies people have tried to tell:
So your story is someone broke into your hotel, stole your card from your luggage, shopped at all the places you would, then returned it to your bag in your room, without you noticing for the whole time you were there?
sounds legit /s
So your story is someone broke into your hotel, stole your card from your luggage, shopped at all the places you would, then returned it to your bag in your room, without you noticing for the whole time you were there?
sounds legit /s
September 24, 2024 at 4:51 AM
The ridiculous lies people have tried to tell:
So your story is someone broke into your hotel, stole your card from your luggage, shopped at all the places you would, then returned it to your bag in your room, without you noticing for the whole time you were there?
sounds legit /s
So your story is someone broke into your hotel, stole your card from your luggage, shopped at all the places you would, then returned it to your bag in your room, without you noticing for the whole time you were there?
sounds legit /s
Me: everyone says that people on FB are so right leaning, but I just don't see it
Also me - *blocks and deletes anyone on my friends list that leans right of the Labor party*
don't need that negativity on my feed.
Also me - *blocks and deletes anyone on my friends list that leans right of the Labor party*
don't need that negativity on my feed.
September 22, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Me: everyone says that people on FB are so right leaning, but I just don't see it
Also me - *blocks and deletes anyone on my friends list that leans right of the Labor party*
don't need that negativity on my feed.
Also me - *blocks and deletes anyone on my friends list that leans right of the Labor party*
don't need that negativity on my feed.
One of the worst thing is when you start dating a guy and they just casually say "Oh, I'd totally be an incel if I weren't dating you"
and you're immediately -
okay how can I get out, I've made a grave mistake 🙃😐
and you're immediately -
okay how can I get out, I've made a grave mistake 🙃😐
September 22, 2024 at 1:59 AM
One of the worst thing is when you start dating a guy and they just casually say "Oh, I'd totally be an incel if I weren't dating you"
and you're immediately -
okay how can I get out, I've made a grave mistake 🙃😐
and you're immediately -
okay how can I get out, I've made a grave mistake 🙃😐
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when a colleague asks "should we schedule a call?" i like to respond with "do you think that would be helpful?" and more often than not it results it not scheduling a call
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September 20, 2024 at 3:52 PM
when a colleague asks "should we schedule a call?" i like to respond with "do you think that would be helpful?" and more often than not it results it not scheduling a call
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So many managers now are just yes-men to executives, instead of being capable of managing people, mentoring and achieving results.
I don't want to have to fight my boss.
Why do companies keep hiring these idiots that can't even rotate a pdf, and just know business speak and play golf?
I don't want to have to fight my boss.
Why do companies keep hiring these idiots that can't even rotate a pdf, and just know business speak and play golf?
September 22, 2024 at 1:16 AM
So many managers now are just yes-men to executives, instead of being capable of managing people, mentoring and achieving results.
I don't want to have to fight my boss.
Why do companies keep hiring these idiots that can't even rotate a pdf, and just know business speak and play golf?
I don't want to have to fight my boss.
Why do companies keep hiring these idiots that can't even rotate a pdf, and just know business speak and play golf?
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This is a baby shower gift for friend, because one can never be exposed to Eric Carle or wealth redistribution too early
Pattern by Thimbleey on Etsy www.etsy.com/listing/1683...
Pattern by Thimbleey on Etsy www.etsy.com/listing/1683...
September 21, 2024 at 10:08 PM
This is a baby shower gift for friend, because one can never be exposed to Eric Carle or wealth redistribution too early
Pattern by Thimbleey on Etsy www.etsy.com/listing/1683...
Pattern by Thimbleey on Etsy www.etsy.com/listing/1683...
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It makes me sad that the timing hasn't lined up for RFK, Jr. jokes to thrive in their true natural habitat, "drive-by mentions in throwaway '30 Rock' jokes about Jenna Maroney's disastrous dating history."
September 21, 2024 at 8:23 PM
It makes me sad that the timing hasn't lined up for RFK, Jr. jokes to thrive in their true natural habitat, "drive-by mentions in throwaway '30 Rock' jokes about Jenna Maroney's disastrous dating history."
Applying for jobs like: Yes I love spending time in the office, oh especially to avoid this wonderful weather we've been having. Don't you just love staring longingly out at it from your desk. 🙃
September 20, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Applying for jobs like: Yes I love spending time in the office, oh especially to avoid this wonderful weather we've been having. Don't you just love staring longingly out at it from your desk. 🙃
Having anxiety in interviews is so dumb, like I know I can do this job in my sleep. I talk about my work non stop.
Didn't stop me panicking and forgetting the word "prioritise" in the first 3mins 😂
ahh the job market is hell
Didn't stop me panicking and forgetting the word "prioritise" in the first 3mins 😂
ahh the job market is hell
September 17, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Having anxiety in interviews is so dumb, like I know I can do this job in my sleep. I talk about my work non stop.
Didn't stop me panicking and forgetting the word "prioritise" in the first 3mins 😂
ahh the job market is hell
Didn't stop me panicking and forgetting the word "prioritise" in the first 3mins 😂
ahh the job market is hell
When are we going to start "Oh let me BS it to you"
I mean, that was why I moved over.
I mean, that was why I moved over.
September 15, 2024 at 1:26 PM
When are we going to start "Oh let me BS it to you"
I mean, that was why I moved over.
I mean, that was why I moved over.
I love dairy too much 😅
September 15, 2024 at 1:10 PM
I love dairy too much 😅