That Guy Darren
@darrensechrist.bsky.social
Comedy guy, Red Sox guy, Uconn guy (he/him guy)
The way to boost your metrics is to blow out 150-250-something teams instead of 300-something teams.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The way to boost your metrics is to blow out 150-250-something teams instead of 300-something teams.
And bones are our money. Also worms.
October 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
And bones are our money. Also worms.
Interesting to see how much he's fallen off since reaching about 150 IP. He's still striking out guys and limiting walks but has given up 12 HR in his last 8 starts (49 IP).
September 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Interesting to see how much he's fallen off since reaching about 150 IP. He's still striking out guys and limiting walks but has given up 12 HR in his last 8 starts (49 IP).
What is that number?
September 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What is that number?
How can they not notice him pick up his left leg?
August 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
How can they not notice him pick up his left leg?
Looks the max is $71 mil in escalators during the main contract (not the option)?
August 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Looks the max is $71 mil in escalators during the main contract (not the option)?
This is the biggest deal for a guy with a year or less of time in the Majors, right?
August 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This is the biggest deal for a guy with a year or less of time in the Majors, right?
Well this may not help but the Red Sox also included another prospect.
July 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Well this may not help but the Red Sox also included another prospect.
Sorry, it was meant as humor. Nothing clutched over here. I'm not a clutch performer.
July 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sorry, it was meant as humor. Nothing clutched over here. I'm not a clutch performer.
I'm not saying it's bad, I just found the parallel funny.
July 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I'm not saying it's bad, I just found the parallel funny.
I give you permission to repost it.
July 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I give you permission to repost it.
Yeah that possible inning behind the plate or PH appearance would be rough.
July 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Yeah that possible inning behind the plate or PH appearance would be rough.
I still can't believe people took him seriously after that.
June 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I still can't believe people took him seriously after that.
But over the next three weeks....
June 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
But over the next three weeks....
No no no, they weren't handouts because he did something in return.
June 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
No no no, they weren't handouts because he did something in return.
"This is fixed against [my team]!!"
June 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
"This is fixed against [my team]!!"
"That guy shouldn't have jumped like that!"
June 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"That guy shouldn't have jumped like that!"